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MikeB 12-15-2005 11:33 AM

Stoned Owl Hides Out In Christmas Tree (PIC)
 
Stoned Owl Hides Out In Christmas Tree

SARASOTA, Fla. -- A bird with a buzz found in a Florida family's Christmas tree is getting ready to go back into the wild.

The little screech owl was found in the tree, which the family had kept for five days before deciding to decorate it.

Animal control officers from Pelican Man's Bird Sanctuary came to get the owl, and said they smelled a strange odor on it when they did.

"Curiously enough, the owl's feathers smelled very, very potently like marijuana," said Jeff Dering, of the sanctuary. "They examined the owl, looked at its eyes ... and the owl was, in the vernacular, stoned."

Blood tests confirmed the owl's state.

Sanctuary staff checked the bird out, fed him and named him "Cheech." They said he would be released in a few days.

The buzzing bird also brought an early holiday gift to the sanctuary, which was in need of more than $250,000. The attention the bird has brought has helped ensure the sanctuary's survival.

http://www.nbc4.tv/holidays/5542383/detail.html

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1215/5542027.jpg

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1215/5542030.jpg

MikeB 12-15-2005 11:37 AM

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1215/5542021.jpg

com 12-15-2005 11:37 AM

now thats what i call a christmas miracle

TheSenator 12-15-2005 11:38 AM

That is a funny looking owl

Manowar 12-15-2005 11:43 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fresh 12-15-2005 11:43 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :pimp

Triple 6 12-15-2005 12:00 PM

o rly?

..
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1215/5542030.jpg

I SEE WHAT U DID THERE

com 12-15-2005 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple 6
o rly?

..
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1215/5542030.jpg

I SEE WHAT U DID THERE

BAHAHAHAHHAHA

C-Bass 12-15-2005 12:01 PM

waiting for the O'Rly photoshops LOL

Dirty F 12-15-2005 12:02 PM

http://www.teenportals.com/icu.jpg

Tala 12-15-2005 12:06 PM

http://www.freakmanor.com/images/humbugowl.jpg

Tom_PM 12-15-2005 12:09 PM

O'Munchly? O'Buzzly? O'Bongly?

Martin 12-15-2005 12:14 PM

lol.. Fucking sweet.

Tricksy 12-15-2005 12:31 PM

hahahahaha lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jman 12-15-2005 12:33 PM

Oh man ... he's going on we be blazing ;-)

angelro 12-15-2005 01:04 PM

haha fucking ugly owl :)

Ramos 12-15-2005 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan
Oh man ... he's going on we be blazing ;-)

nice nice nice :thumbsup

Tera 12-15-2005 01:09 PM

How did he get stoned?? That family must bust out the blunts!

That is a cool story

Marshal 12-15-2005 02:05 PM

are they really stoned?! :) lol!

Zebra 12-15-2005 02:15 PM

The stoned owl needs to get together with the drunk owl and have a killer party!
http://www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/drunkowl.jpg

-Turk- 12-15-2005 02:17 PM

omg this is gonna be a 5 pager!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-15-2005 02:17 PM

I think that Owl got into my stash..then flew south for the winter :1orglaugh

pornguy 12-15-2005 02:19 PM

Glad to hear that the place got something out of it.

MandyBlake 12-15-2005 02:19 PM

man that's crazy

Stallion 12-15-2005 02:23 PM

thats funny as shit..

ArkansasDave 12-15-2005 02:25 PM

lol, thats one pissy looking owl

MikeB 12-15-2005 03:55 PM

Did he get a case of the munchies and just couldn't stop eating ?

elitegirls 12-15-2005 04:37 PM

soo stoned.. but no red eyes.. what the fu..... *smile

Hollywood Horwitz 12-15-2005 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom
O'Munchly? O'Buzzly? O'Bongly?

good call :1orglaugh

Jay 12-15-2005 04:46 PM

LOL!! That is one crazy looking owl... :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 12-15-2005 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeB_CE
Sanctuary staff checked the bird out, fed him and named him "Cheech."

:1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 12-15-2005 05:03 PM

Nice pics.

Poor thing... I wonder if they found the plantation

je_rome 12-15-2005 05:25 PM

that's one scary owl, looks like it carries bird flu.

PixeLs 12-15-2005 07:30 PM

A stoned owl for christmas could be a luky sign.. :)

Spunky 12-15-2005 07:35 PM

Lol..that bird sure does look wasted

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-15-2005 08:32 PM

That's funny. Doesn't look like the Owl I had in my backyard last week.

Basic_man 12-15-2005 08:45 PM

He doesn't looks very happy..

BoyAlley 12-15-2005 08:52 PM

OMG that's too fucking funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Elli 12-15-2005 08:54 PM

You missed the best one!

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1215/5542035.jpg

Broken Robot 12-15-2005 10:20 PM

I once smoked a major doobie but it had no effect on my circuitry.

BEEP!

Broken Robot.

miss wild 12-17-2005 06:34 PM

nice looking owl :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 12-17-2005 11:12 PM

lol.. you guys crack me up

tony286 12-17-2005 11:14 PM

looks like a devil owl

Furious_Female 12-17-2005 11:49 PM

:1orglaugh

2k5 year of the owl

Broken Robot 12-24-2005 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

BEEP!

The creature nearly looks normal in that picture. Notice the dialated pupils. THC does not affect my circuitry.

Broken Robot


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