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Va2k · 04-03-2002, 10:17 AM

Hey guys and ladies If ya can go over http://analscream.com/vatest/
and look for mistakes as in spelling * Which I suck at* Design layout it ya like it or hate it etc... Thanks trying to come up with something org is a bitch!!!!!
Tom

alias · 04-03-2002, 10:20 AM

should pay for the real shit.. .

ldinternet · 04-03-2002, 10:21 AM

assess ramed moives

the site looks bad. look at your site then look at schoolgirls.com, amateur pages, karas xxx etc and you'll see what i mean. you definately need a pro designer on there.

Pipecrew · 04-03-2002, 10:22 AM

ramed = rammed

moives = movies

VeNoM · 04-03-2002, 10:23 AM

Main thing I noticed is it might be better to have "ass's rammed" but i could be wrong, i haven't slept....besides that looks nice!

XXXPaysiteDesign · 04-03-2002, 10:24 AM

You pictures are squished and the main image you have there isn't going to make anybody horny.

Horny surfers = happy surfers = buying surfers

XXXPaysiteDesign · 04-03-2002, 10:26 AM

Also, your layout of the site is all wrong.

Va2k · 04-03-2002, 10:34 AM

Thanks IM going to take a look at them sites like ya suggested maybe I can get a few ideas NOT STEAL THEIRS but get a few

Pipecrew · 04-03-2002, 10:36 AM

va2k

how are you picking these chicks up? how much money? I am curious cause this is totally amateur..... not like that bullshit Ideepthroat stuff

Va2k · 04-03-2002, 10:36 AM

GOD DAMNIT ya fucking A right after looking at them sites my shit is butt ugly ewww god That is why I asked DAYYYYYMN I mean BUTT UGLY back to the drawing board.

Va2k · 04-03-2002, 10:38 AM

Pipe I spend around $20.00 to $80.00 per girl I just drive around get a good buzz going *SO I CAN GET THE BALLS TO DO IT* And When I see a female I just pull over and walk up to them and say HEY I work for blah blah blah would ya like to make $20.00 to $80.00 an hour then it goes from there.

Amputate Your Head · 04-03-2002, 10:52 AM

Basic Design Concept Lesson Plan #1:

1. Your little preview windows are completely inconsistent... the frames don't match, some aren't solid, there's gaps between some, no gap between others, too many of them, and the pics are squashed and crappy.

2. The nav buttons are in an unusual location, making them difficult to find easily. The animation on the center button is boring and uninteresting.

3. Too much text, and too big. Condense it, size it down, or do something with it.

4. Whatever is behind this text is completely hidden by the fact that there's too much text over it and it's virtually black. Could be a fuckin' rhino back there for all I can see.

5. Could you find a worse pic to put in here? (don't answer that... I don't wanna know).... also, this pic is squashed.... not good. Also, you got previews running down both sides.... what the fuck is that extra one doing in the center at the bottom? It's out of place. Lose it.

6. If this is the logo, I wouldn't know it. It's boring and bland. Why is the logo at the bottom of the layout? Bad idea.

General Summation:

The whole thing is just about as square, bland, uninteresting, and dull as it can get. I don't think I could have made something that boring if I tried. You have a serious lack of color, overall balance, and any use of proper elementary technique. I strongly recommend you format c: and start over from scratch. Or maybe spend a few months studying some other sites and instead of worrying about how to make little sparkly things on the buttons, start worrying about how things needs to flow.

Sorry if this seems cold and harsh, but it's the truth, and I don't have time to blow smoke up your ass and tell you "good effort!", because it is clearly lacking in almost every aspect of good solid layout strategy and styling tactics.

Hope that helps.

Va2k · 04-03-2002, 10:59 AM

Damn Amp After looking at the other sites I would have to agree with you on this 100% Hey Still learning <shrugs> but what you wrote about the lay out etc... Was Awesome Thank you for taking your time and pointing out these things. I owe one bro Thanks again
TOM

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2002, 11:35 AM

Just a thought...

when I need design Ideas I tend to watch a little tv
...especially some of the new news channels...they've got some cool ways of displaying and separating lots of info...

sports games too...the way the pop stats here and there...

not only that...things done and seen on tv become intuitive for the viewer...

meaning they will expect to see things in certain areas

...the eye doesn't automatically fall into the center of the screen it jumps around a bit...So the trick is to LEAD the eye around..trap it in your design, show it what you want it to see...

I like the faces of cd players and car stereos too...think about WHY it is you know exactly what this represents.... « > || »

rewind, stop, play, pause, fast forward

Va2k · 04-03-2002, 12:29 PM

Hey hoax great idea all i have on my damn tv is the fucking cartoon network argh@#$ hehehe

Pipecrew · 04-03-2002, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k
Pipe I spend around $20.00 to $80.00 per girl I just drive around get a good buzz going *SO I CAN GET THE BALLS TO DO IT* And When I see a female I just pull over and walk up to them and say HEY I work for blah blah blah would ya like to make $20.00 to $80.00 an hour then it goes from there.

that actually works? dayuM!

04-03-2002, 10:20 AM	#2
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	should pay for the real shit.. . __________________ https://porncorporation.com

04-03-2002, 10:23 AM	#5
VeNoM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 334	Main thing I noticed is it might be better to have "ass's rammed" but i could be wrong, i haven't slept....besides that looks nice! __________________ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead. -- VeeL Tech I make money with Oliver , do you?

04-03-2002, 10:24 AM	#6
XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	You pictures are squished and the main image you have there isn't going to make anybody horny. Horny surfers = happy surfers = buying surfers __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-03-2002, 10:26 AM	#7
XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	Also, your layout of the site is all wrong. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-03-2002, 10:34 AM	#8
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Thanks IM going to take a look at them sites like ya suggested maybe I can get a few ideas NOT STEAL THEIRS but get a few __________________

04-03-2002, 10:17 AM	#1
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Look only if you can help!!! Hey guys and ladies If ya can go over http://analscream.com/vatest/ and look for mistakes as in spelling * Which I suck at* Design layout it ya like it or hate it etc... Thanks trying to come up with something org is a bitch!!!!! Tom __________________

04-03-2002, 10:21 AM	#3
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	assess ramed moives the site looks bad. look at your site then look at schoolgirls.com, amateur pages, karas xxx etc and you'll see what i mean. you definately need a pro designer on there.

04-03-2002, 10:22 AM	#4
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	ramed = rammed moives = movies

04-03-2002, 10:36 AM	#9
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	va2k how are you picking these chicks up? how much money? I am curious cause this is totally amateur..... not like that bullshit Ideepthroat stuff

04-03-2002, 10:38 AM	#11
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Pipe I spend around $20.00 to $80.00 per girl I just drive around get a good buzz going SO I CAN GET THE BALLS TO DO IT And When I see a female I just pull over and walk up to them and say HEY I work for blah blah blah would ya like to make $20.00 to $80.00 an hour then it goes from there. __________________

04-03-2002, 10:52 AM	#12
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Basic Design Concept Lesson Plan #1: 1. Your little preview windows are completely inconsistent... the frames don't match, some aren't solid, there's gaps between some, no gap between others, too many of them, and the pics are squashed and crappy. 2. The nav buttons are in an unusual location, making them difficult to find easily. The animation on the center button is boring and uninteresting. 3. Too much text, and too big. Condense it, size it down, or do something with it. 4. Whatever is behind this text is completely hidden by the fact that there's too much text over it and it's virtually black. Could be a fuckin' rhino back there for all I can see. 5. Could you find a worse pic to put in here? (don't answer that... I don't wanna know).... also, this pic is squashed.... not good. Also, you got previews running down both sides.... what the fuck is that extra one doing in the center at the bottom? It's out of place. Lose it. 6. If this is the logo, I wouldn't know it. It's boring and bland. Why is the logo at the bottom of the layout? Bad idea. General Summation: The whole thing is just about as square, bland, uninteresting, and dull as it can get. I don't think I could have made something that boring if I tried. You have a serious lack of color, overall balance, and any use of proper elementary technique. I strongly recommend you format c: and start over from scratch. Or maybe spend a few months studying some other sites and instead of worrying about how to make little sparkly things on the buttons, start worrying about how things needs to flow. Sorry if this seems cold and harsh, but it's the truth, and I don't have time to blow smoke up your ass and tell you "good effort!", because it is clearly lacking in almost every aspect of good solid layout strategy and styling tactics. Hope that helps. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

04-03-2002, 10:59 AM	#13
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Damn Amp After looking at the other sites I would have to agree with you on this 100% Hey Still learning <shrugs> but what you wrote about the lay out etc... Was Awesome Thank you for taking your time and pointing out these things. I owe one bro Thanks again TOM __________________

04-03-2002, 11:35 AM	#14
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Just a thought... when I need design Ideas I tend to watch a little tv ...especially some of the new news channels...they've got some cool ways of displaying and separating lots of info... sports games too...the way the pop stats here and there... not only that...things done and seen on tv become intuitive for the viewer... meaning they will expect to see things in certain areas ...the eye doesn't automatically fall into the center of the screen it jumps around a bit...So the trick is to LEAD the eye around..trap it in your design, show it what you want it to see... I like the faces of cd players and car stereos too...think about WHY it is you know exactly what this represents.... « > \|\| » rewind, stop, play, pause, fast forward __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-03-2002, 12:29 PM	#15
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Hey hoax great idea all i have on my damn tv is the fucking cartoon network argh@#$ hehehe __________________