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Hey guys and ladies If ya can go over http://analscream.com/vatest/
and look for mistakes as in spelling * Which I suck at* Design layout it ya like it or hate it etc... Thanks trying to come up with something org is a bitch!!!!!
Tom

should pay for the real shit.. .

assess ramed moives

the site looks bad. look at your site then look at schoolgirls.com, amateur pages, karas xxx etc and you'll see what i mean. you definately need a pro designer on there.

ramed = rammed

moives = movies

Main thing I noticed is it might be better to have "ass's rammed" but i could be wrong, i haven't slept....besides that looks nice!

You pictures are squished and the main image you have there isn't going to make anybody horny.

Horny surfers = happy surfers = buying surfers

Also, your layout of the site is all wrong.

Thanks IM going to take a look at them sites like ya suggested maybe I can get a few ideas NOT STEAL THEIRS but get a few

va2k

how are you picking these chicks up? how much money? I am curious cause this is totally amateur..... not like that bullshit Ideepthroat stuff

GOD DAMNIT ya fucking A right after looking at them sites my shit is butt ugly ewww god That is why I asked DAYYYYYMN I mean BUTT UGLY back to the drawing board.

Pipe I spend around $20.00 to $80.00 per girl I just drive around get a good buzz going *SO I CAN GET THE BALLS TO DO IT* And When I see a female I just pull over and walk up to them and say HEY I work for blah blah blah would ya like to make $20.00 to $80.00 an hour then it goes from there.

Basic Design Concept Lesson Plan #1:

http://www.studioadult.com/pics/va2k.jpg

1. Your little preview windows are completely inconsistent... the frames don't match, some aren't solid, there's gaps between some, no gap between others, too many of them, and the pics are squashed and crappy.

2. The nav buttons are in an unusual location, making them difficult to find easily. The animation on the center button is boring and uninteresting.

3. Too much text, and too big. Condense it, size it down, or do something with it.

4. Whatever is behind this text is completely hidden by the fact that there's too much text over it and it's virtually black. Could be a fuckin' rhino back there for all I can see.

5. Could you find a worse pic to put in here? (don't answer that... I don't wanna know).... also, this pic is squashed.... not good. Also, you got previews running down both sides.... what the fuck is that extra one doing in the center at the bottom? It's out of place. Lose it.

6. If this is the logo, I wouldn't know it. It's boring and bland. Why is the logo at the bottom of the layout? Bad idea.

General Summation:

The whole thing is just about as square, bland, uninteresting, and dull as it can get. I don't think I could have made something that boring if I tried. You have a serious lack of color, overall balance, and any use of proper elementary technique. I strongly recommend you format c: and start over from scratch. Or maybe spend a few months studying some other sites and instead of worrying about how to make little sparkly things on the buttons, start worrying about how things needs to flow.

Sorry if this seems cold and harsh, but it's the truth, and I don't have time to blow smoke up your ass and tell you "good effort!", because it is clearly lacking in almost every aspect of good solid layout strategy and styling tactics.

Hope that helps. :thumbsup

Damn Amp After looking at the other sites I would have to agree with you on this 100% Hey Still learning <shrugs> but what you wrote about the lay out etc... Was Awesome Thank you for taking your time and pointing out these things. I owe one bro Thanks again
TOM

Just a thought...

when I need design Ideas I tend to watch a little tv
...especially some of the new news channels...they've got some cool ways of displaying and separating lots of info...

sports games too...the way the pop stats here and there...

not only that...things done and seen on tv become intuitive for the viewer...

meaning they will expect to see things in certain areas

...the eye doesn't automatically fall into the center of the screen it jumps around a bit...So the trick is to LEAD the eye around..trap it in your design, show it what you want it to see...

I like the faces of cd players and car stereos too...think about WHY it is you know exactly what this represents.... « � > || »

rewind, stop, play, pause, fast forward

Hey hoax great idea all i have on my damn tv is the fucking cartoon network argh@#$ hehehe

that actually works? dayuM!