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I just banged a deaf / mute Thai whore (3rd try)
And it ranks up in my top 5 sexual experiences EVER!!! Simply amazing once I got past the weird noises she was making. She was sexy... 20 years old, full C cup tits, nice ass and a beautiful classic Thai face.
I passed her on the street and she was holding a sign that said "I can fuck 1 hour - 500B" so I used my fingers to communicate and told her 400B and we were off. 400B is $10 USD. I nailed a set of deaf twins in Cuba a few years ago and it is THE #1 sexual experience I have ever had. So out of the top 3, 2 of them were with deaf girls.... I think I'm onto something huge here. |
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Hahaha you are disturbed man...
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You sir, are a fucked up individual.
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dude......... wtf
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Okay DWB, I may not be quite as twisted as you (I'm not into the trannies), however I also banged a deaf Asian girl once. It was so friggin' surreal - she had a killer body...magnificent tits and the whole package, PLUS she was a total wild woman when it came to sex (that chick could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch).
So I banged away on her for nearly an hour as her mom waited in the next room, thinking we were just doing some portfolio shots. I know I could have kept dicking that girl for another year if she didn't blab later (in sign language) to her mom that we had fucked like two monkey's in heat. Thank goodness, no repurcussions about that, since it was all consensual (and I had it all on videotape), but damn, to this day, whenever I hear a girl go "huh?", I get excited... Thanks for sharing, ADG Webmaster |
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This thread is useless without pics :D
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That's her ?
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I cant believe you are pathetic enough that you have to PAY for sex?? Christ I get it free all the time and when I want - dont think picking up some nasty ass hookers is something to brag about
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Viva la vulva!
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Clarify please. It took 3 tries before you could hit it?
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would be fucking weird
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That's hot. Yea, I think Im going to start hunting deaf girls when I need sex. There are tons of them hear. I mean here. ![]() |
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![]() 2) Everyman pays for it one way or another. 3) I pay to say GOODBYE. Not for sex. 4) I get more "free" ass from around the world than you could imagine, and in the long run FREE sex cost a lot more. Paying for it is much better than getting it for "free" because FREE is not really free. |
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lol wtf lol
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Something... I'll have to try one of these days.
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Thats one cheap date.
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Lol ..haggling over 10 bucks
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translation: i am broke and can't afford to make my sexual activity more efficient.
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![]() DWB was haggling that whore for the price of a cup of coffee. Not because I'm broke, but because women get one over on us 24/7, 365 days out of the year. Any time I can get one over on a woman, I do. ![]() The same applies to the US Government. ![]() |
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I'm going to head out in a bit and get her again with 2 or 3 of her deaf friends. They all hang out together. I'm thinking this could top it all... be the #1 ever. If so, I may cut of my cock and bronze it. Hang it on the wall.
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Pics are needed.
Maybe a new niche? Video of deaf/mute girls making weird noises. www.deafmutewhores.com is still available ![]() DWB, where about are you in LOS?
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Be careful not to catch some STD over there...Gud luck!
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by normal chicks you mean the "free" sex kind?
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Yeah, woman are looking for the same in a guy, service us and then go away......
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So that FREE ass cost me: Club admission: $10 Parking: $5 6 drinks at the club: $30+ Doctor visit: $50 Meds: $80+ 3 days of pain (burning piss): ??? Total = $175+ just off the top of my head. So lets just round it to an even $200 when you factor in the minutes used on the cell phone the following days, time involved talking to her (my time is worth money), the BS I had to listen to and the BS I had to give her in order to get in her pants... on so on and so forth. $200+ dollars to get a half ass FREE fuck and an STD. ![]() My deaf whore cost $10 and was in the top 3 bangs of my life. ![]() Even if it was my girlfriend, I have to feed the bitch and entertain her. Shit, the last time I took my EX out for nice Japanese it cost me $110 just for dinner and a few drinks. Then I had to put up with her shit and pretend that I care, TRY TO PLEASE HER....... for a so-so fuck. Then the ho wanted to spend the night taking up more time the next day and eating more food in my house. To HELL with all that, FREE sex sucks ass. ![]() |
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![]() That's why I would rather shell out cash. Why do I want to "service" a woman when I just want to bust my but and go to bed? When I pay It's ALL ABOUT ME. If I wanted to service a woman, I would of kept my girlfriend. |
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you've brought a tear to my eye, that's beautiful... well said
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awesome, thanks for sharing
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My first puppy love as a kid was a deaf girl in my class.
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