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View Poll Results: What do you hate most about cops?
The speeding tickets they write you... 9 16.07%
Their stupid ass little cop mustaches 1 1.79%
the fact that they can pull a gun on you, but you cant pull one on them 4 7.14%
they always steal my weed! 9 16.07%
it's just too expensive to bribe the fuckers these days! 3 5.36%
The saying "Do you realize how fast you were going?" 9 16.07%
The saying "Do you have any weapons or illegal drugs in the vehicle?" 7 12.50%
They always take my seat at the dunken donuts! 1 1.79%
The retarded ass sunglasses that everyone of them seem to have! 4 7.14%
Other, Im posting Below 9 16.07%
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Old 04-03-2002, 07:48 AM   #1
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What do you hate most about Cops?

Heres your chance to vent! : )
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Old 04-03-2002, 07:56 AM   #2
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Cops in Norway don?t ware guns! If your running away from them what are they going to do? ?Stop or I?m going to yell stop again? (and that?s a real bad ass Norwegian cop most of them just yell stop)

Haha But those dam speeding tickets is a BITCH !
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Old 04-03-2002, 08:04 AM   #3
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Cops in Norway don?t ware guns! If your running away from them what are they going to do? ?Stop or I?m going to yell stop again? (and that?s a real bad ass Norwegian cop most of them just yell stop)

Haha But those dam speeding tickets is a BITCH !
im moving to norway....buy me a ticket would ya : )
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Old 04-03-2002, 08:32 AM   #4
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I hate that they're always shooting the bad guys before i get a chance.
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Old 04-03-2002, 09:12 AM   #5
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I hate that they're always shooting the bad guys before i get a chance.
lame
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Old 04-03-2002, 09:33 AM   #7
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Jeez - where do I start????
If I beat up one of the kids that steal out of my shed I get a big fine, a court appearance and a suspended sentence whereas the kid can get caught in the act, laugh at the cop and walk away free.
When I caught a thief in my shop - it took about 2 hours for the cops to travel half a mile to get there - the thief's lawyer was starting to talk about illegal imprisonment...
When i was 'talking' to a little bitch about stealing my £250 helmet it took the cops less than 10 minutes to do 2 miles...
That I can get stopped for having a dirty numberplate when the kids throwing rocks off the motorway bridge were left alone (by the same copper) because he had little chance of catching them
and on
and on
and on
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just shoot the fuckers
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i hate all of the above :D
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Old 04-03-2002, 09:38 AM   #9
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and on
and on
and on
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just shoot the fuckers

AMen!
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"Do you realize how fast you were going?"

No, I thought you pulled me over just to have a little chat. Fuckin morons.
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Old 04-03-2002, 10:38 AM   #12
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cops are lucky

they take a bust, find $20,000 cash, take $10k, and say they found $10k

and we all know that they do that, i dont know why they deny it
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Old 04-03-2002, 10:39 AM   #13
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I dont think you guys understand the shit they put up and and the crappy pay they recieve... I bet 70% of the people on this board make more then a cop makes in a year and you dont have to risk your life everyday or search junkies pockets for needles
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Old 04-03-2002, 10:43 AM   #14
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cops are lucky

they take a bust, find $20,000 cash, take $10k, and say they found $10k

and we all know that they do that, i dont know why they deny it
Every job has to have some perks.
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I dont think you guys understand the shit they put up and and the crappy pay they recieve... I bet 70% of the people on this board make more then a cop makes in a year and you dont have to risk your life everyday or search junkies pockets for needles
The shit they put up with?
Why do I have to spend £?000's a year on insurance when I could just walk out of the house now and 'remove' at least 4 housebreakers and 8 car/motorbike thieves in less than an hour?

2 of my mates and I went out and had a 'quiet word' with some joyriders about 2 years ago after they smashed into my neighbours car. Half an hour later the cops were at MY house going on about violence and intimidation etc - fuck them - the joyriders never came back
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Old 04-03-2002, 10:55 AM   #16
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Old 04-03-2002, 11:04 AM   #17
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when i was a kid.. i never got busted, they always just stole my shit. money, drugs, everything, the cops in my town were corrupt but then again, if they didn't just steal my shit, i would have gone to jail once a week!
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Old 04-03-2002, 11:05 AM   #18
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they are doing their job. my dad was a cop. and he was almost killed by some stupid mother fucker who thought "fuck cops, kill 'em all". i'd love to be a cop. like in super troopers. that would rule.

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Old 04-03-2002, 11:17 AM   #19
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some cops are assholes dont get me wrong but most are just doing there jobs... i got pulled for 73/45 i was nice polite etc and he reduced it 58/45 so i could keep on license..


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Old 04-03-2002, 11:19 AM   #20
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Hate cops?

I love cops. I wish I could be a cop.
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Old 04-03-2002, 11:21 AM   #21
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Cops are stupid, especially in US. All they do all day is eat donuts and write tickets.
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Old 04-03-2002, 11:29 AM   #22
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Just cause some of you have had bad experiences doesnt mean they are all bad... sure we all have some stories, but in general cops are good and without them, this world would be alot more fucked up.. I am actually considering becoming a police officer... got two more years in school... right now i am working on my criminology degree so I could get into profiling or whatever else... but in general Cops are just doing there job.... everyjob has the odd asshole! especially in the porn business
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Old 04-03-2002, 11:33 AM   #23
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My tax dollars are going for them to eat donuts??? I don't see cops in my town doing anything useful except stoping people for no reason and whenever you see a cop car with a siren flying, means the donut shop is closing.
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Old 04-03-2002, 11:35 AM   #24
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Old 04-03-2002, 03:02 PM   #25
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I think my problem is with the fact that "Mr. Officer" is ALWAYS there to pull you over for speeding, yet he isn't there to stop your car from being broken into and having your stereo stuff stolen.
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Yes, there are bad cops, lazy cops etc... But thank god for the police. Just like Catholic priests who touch kids you're going to have bad apples. I've been let go enough times to feel that all in all they are good guys.

I actually almost went to the state trooper academy but I had a misconception. I took a tour and when they trooper told me that most of my job would be pulling people over and notifying next of kin I thought "fuck that".

First of all I love speeding and second of all I would much rather get paid to sell the "P". I guess I was watching too much "COPS" on TV when I was growing up.

When we are having a problem or threat we are all happy to see the blue lights. Unless we are the perps!
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Old 04-03-2002, 03:51 PM   #27
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I dont think you guys understand the shit they put up and and the crappy pay they recieve... I bet 70% of the people on this board make more then a cop makes in a year and you dont have to risk your life everyday or search junkies pockets for needles
#1 - A junkie is not a criminal, it is a person with an addiction problem. A HEALTH ISSUE, not a criminal issue.

#2 - I have to put up with the cops shit, so does everyone else, which in turn makes us shitty to them, which makes their job harder.

#3 - I know a lot of cops, all of which joke about fucking with people.....so if you wanna stick up for them, go right on ahead.
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What do I hate most about cops?

I hate it when some doped up punk ass gangster who would just as soon shoot a cop as walk across the street gets shot in a dark alley while running from the cops, and the cops end up being put on trial.

Hate that. Blech.
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pulling you over for driving with your headlights off in a parking lot and writing you up for not having a license!

#2 there reaction after you tell them that you don't have a gun, but several loaded guns. They immediately draw their guns. pretty lame. Bad guys don't generally advertise that they have loaded guns under their seat.

#3 would have to be the way they walk...like they hacve a stick up their ass

#4 the way they drive around, even off duty, cruising their route
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have any of you ever talked to a cop before? like off duty? they have some great stories and are all around good people.... If i didnt run a pornsite and had a preconcieved notion of people who did, I would probably talk shit about them too, calling them perverts and stuff
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Old 04-03-2002, 04:04 PM   #31
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I hate that they have to take it easy on scumbags. It's a shame they just can't fuck up the dope pushers that hang out by our schools, bump off the scumbag sex offenders that harm our children, and just slap the taste out of people's mouth's who are in too much of a hurry to obey local speed laws (doing 75 mph in a residential neighborhood is not cool - you can hit a kid).

All in all, I have no problem with cops. I've had friends who were/are cops. I think they have a tough job, and get paid pretty shitty (at least for starters). Maybe I have no problem with them because I have gotten older and mellower, and I no longer raise hell. Although I was normally the one bailing out one of my friends, and not the one who managed to be dumb enough to get his ass busted in the first place.
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Old 04-03-2002, 04:05 PM   #32
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I HATE cops! I got my car impounded once and had to pay over 1 k to get it out of the freakin' pound. My license was suspended
because I paid my car insurance late and mt insurance co notified the DMV.

I'm always scared shitless when I see a cop now, so I don't drive much, I make my friend drive me everywhere!


What I hate the most is when a cop drives right behind you! Whenever that happens my heart starts beating real fast and I get real nervous and sweaty. I sometimes even drive out of my way to loose the cop. Even though all my papers are in order and I don't have anything illegal in the car I'm STILL paranoid when this happens. Guess it's just an instinct.
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Cops are stupid, especially in US. All they do all day is eat donuts and write tickets.
yup....thats all, cuz there's no real crime here.
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The cops in the next town over are usually pretty cool and let you off of speeding tickets and shit as long as you aren't a prick to them.

The cops in my town are total assholes and I hate the fuckers.

Some are cool, some are not. Mostly they are pricks.
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#1 - A junkie is not a criminal, it is a person with an addiction problem. A HEALTH ISSUE, not a criminal issue.
Yes and no....
Because of this hypothetical junkie's health issue, he needs shitloads of money to self-medicate. Because of the nature of his health issue, he can't hold down a job, and usually ends up stealing.
What really pisses me off is that he's always stealing my bicycle and selling it for $10 in Vondel Park.
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get bent pipecrew
little story,
I was selling a little rock a few years back. No biggie not like I was fucking shooting people and shit. anyways so when the cops bust me they deside to bootfuck me because Im not from there dont look like them and BECAUSE THEY CAN. I go to jail for half a year. they get??? a raise proly
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Quiet, where in canada is that?


Altima, you dont even see my point... Everyone has a little story and nobody really cares, you have to look at the greater good.... Congratulations on getting bootfucked, you probably deserved it.... There are 3 sides to every story... Your side, the cops side and the truth!
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Very true. Cops are FAGS!!!!
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cops rule.

all you whiney crackheads deserved what you got. If you can't take the punishment like a man when it's dealt to you, then don't break the fucking law. It's that simple.

I agree with Pipecrew.... cops are extremely underpaid, and have to put up with all kinds of shit from whiney bitches, crackheads, drunken whores, psychopaths, weekend warriors, and all kinds of other fucking losers on a daily basis..... any of YOU want that job?

You couldn't fucking handle that job.
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I think I will handle writing tickets and eating donuts
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i hate the fact they can get smoke for free and we subsidize it for them
not to mention the "fraternity" if you are a cop and get caught for anything all you need do is flash your badge
wonder where i can get one
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I think I will handle writing tickets and eating donuts
My brother started out in undercover narcotics.... bustin' the fuckin' drug scum of the world... and every Thursday for the first month and a half, he had a gun stuck in his face. The last Thursday that happened, (week 6), the guy decided "fuck it", and turned it on himself and blew his head off while standing approximately 18 inches from my bro.....

yeah.... those guys wants donuts?

I'll be the first one in line to buy them all the fucking donuts they want.
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My brother started out in undercover narcotics.... bustin' the fuckin' drug scum of the world... and every Thursday for the first month and a half, he had a gun stuck in his face. The last Thursday that happened, (week 6), the guy decided "fuck it", and turned it on himself and blew his head off while standing approximately 18 inches from my bro.....

yeah.... those guys wants donuts?

I'll be the first one in line to buy them all the fucking donuts they want.
my cousin was on the phone with me (when i was 17 yrs old) when he blew his head off. life can do some strange things to you.

do i get some fucking donuts?
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Cops are stupid, especially in US. All they do all day is eat donuts and write tickets.
You must not have ever seen "Starsky and Hutch"
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I think its pretty much socially acceptable for everyone to dislike the cops becaues they might of had some stupid little run in with the law or know something that might of been mistreated unfairly.. I ask you how many of these stories are most likely fabricated anyways.. The people who says Cops eat too many donuts watch too much tv and probably idolize jay leno..

as for the Cop fraternity... thats fine.... It mostly gets them out of speeding tickets and shit..... not anything much more serious
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I think my problem is with the fact that "Mr. Officer" is ALWAYS there to pull you over for speeding, yet he isn't there to stop your car from being broken into and having your stereo stuff stolen.
So the cops ALWAYS catch you speeding? If you're like the average person, that means you must get caught at least once a day.

If your car was ALWAYS being broken into, I'm sure that they would catch the fuckers who did it.

Hey, I've got a crazy idea. Why don't you just stop speeding? Otherwise don't bitch about it. They catch speeders because it's their job. By speeding, you willingly know that you're breaking the law and are prepared to suffer the consequences. Suck it up.
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Old 04-03-2002, 06:38 PM   #49
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Old 04-03-2002, 06:51 PM   #50
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