What Are Politics? - joke of the day - GoFuckYourself.com

Miss Vlasta · 12-21-2005, 02:41 AM

A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"

His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"

Tricksy · 12-21-2005, 04:44 AM

lol hahahaha

Thanx fo sharing amd making me laugh!

who · 12-21-2005, 04:48 AM

Awesome. I hope I can now rely on GFY to give me one solid joke every day?

ilbb · 12-21-2005, 04:56 AM

nice joke

reynold · 12-21-2005, 04:58 AM

Politics is really a big Joke.

Violetta · 12-21-2005, 05:44 AM

haha... thats a good one! Thanks for sharing!

XAKEP · 12-21-2005, 05:47 AM

I am going to delete the humor from this thread immediately.

Screaming · 12-21-2005, 06:12 AM

aint that the truth lol

Barefootsies · 12-21-2005, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Vlasta

A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"

His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"

Thanks for the early morning laugh.

Manowar · 12-21-2005, 06:49 AM

Th!nk · 12-21-2005, 09:08 AM

LMAO! that made me laugh so hard!

amandaspost · 12-21-2005, 09:31 AM

Thats a good one!!!

12-21-2005, 02:41 AM	#1
Miss Vlasta Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,005	What Are Politics? - joke of the day A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that." So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now." "You do? Tell me." "OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!" __________________ PrivateCuties.com - Affiliates wanted... Amateur teen paysite, 50% revshare, CCBILL free hosted galleries, 10% webmaster referrals. Czech-Models.info - Content store... You can have these models on your site!

12-21-2005, 04:44 AM	#2
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12-21-2005, 05:44 AM	#6
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12-21-2005, 06:12 AM	#8
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12-21-2005, 04:48 AM	#3
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Awesome. I hope I can now rely on GFY to give me one solid joke every day?

12-21-2005, 04:56 AM	#4
ilbb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: EU - Czech republic Posts: 3,025	nice joke

12-21-2005, 04:58 AM	#5
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12-21-2005, 05:47 AM	#7
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12-21-2005, 09:08 AM	#11
Th!nk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 6,996	LMAO! that made me laugh so hard!

12-21-2005, 09:31 AM	#12
amandaspost Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,935	Thats a good one!!!