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Miss Vlasta 12-21-2005 02:41 AM

What Are Politics? - joke of the day
 
A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"

His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"

Tricksy 12-21-2005 04:44 AM

lol hahahaha

Thanx fo sharing amd making me laugh!

who 12-21-2005 04:48 AM

Awesome. I hope I can now rely on GFY to give me one solid joke every day?

ilbb 12-21-2005 04:56 AM

nice joke :)

reynold 12-21-2005 04:58 AM

Politics is really a big Joke.

Violetta 12-21-2005 05:44 AM

haha... thats a good one! Thanks for sharing!

XAKEP 12-21-2005 05:47 AM

I am going to delete the humor from this thread immediately.

Screaming 12-21-2005 06:12 AM

aint that the truth lol

Barefootsies 12-21-2005 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Vlasta
A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"

His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Thanks for the early morning laugh.

:pimp

Manowar 12-21-2005 06:49 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Th!nk 12-21-2005 09:08 AM

LMAO! that made me laugh so hard! :1orglaugh

amandaspost 12-21-2005 09:31 AM

:1orglaugh Thats a good one!!!


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