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nofx · 12-20-2005, 05:08 PM

i want to be #1 for the term "santa claus" on google/yahoo/msn

and my url will be a site that explains that santa is not real but in fact your parents.

who can help me achieve this mission ?

nofx · 12-20-2005, 05:10 PM

i wonder what the legality of that would be...

dont think that it would be illegal..

if you can help me, msg me

Guitarriff · 12-20-2005, 05:12 PM

LOL nofx your cracked

them poor kids ya will dash 1000's if not millions of kids fantasies

luv$ · 12-20-2005, 05:12 PM

I don't think there's enough time for something like that...

nofx · 12-20-2005, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitarriff

LOL nofx your cracked

them poor kids ya will dash 1000's if not millions of kids fantasies

so fucking what?

their going to learn santa isnt real anyways(ie. friends at school, parents telling them, etc.)

why not let me tell them..

if they are old enough to be googling around and messing with a computer, they are old enough to learn the truth. fuck their fantasies.

spacedog · 12-20-2005, 05:19 PM

13,500,000 sites for keyword santa clause. Good luck

Young · 12-20-2005, 05:19 PM

Make sure the indexed page title says something to the effect of "Real Pictures of Santa!!"

make sure you draw them in.

ozmatt · 12-20-2005, 05:20 PM

and put a link to www.santassluts.com up there

Napolean · 12-20-2005, 05:22 PM

but he is real

I saw him the other day, he had on his jolly red outfit and had the aroma of candy canes and old crow

12-20-2005, 05:32 PM

you are such a fucking tool

nofx · 12-20-2005, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox

you are such a fucking tool

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which kind ?

12-20-2005, 05:10 PM	#2
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	i wonder what the legality of that would be... dont think that it would be illegal.. if you can help me, msg me __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

12-20-2005, 05:12 PM	#4
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12-20-2005, 05:19 PM	#7
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12-20-2005, 05:20 PM	#8
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12-20-2005, 05:22 PM	#9
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12-20-2005, 05:08 PM	#1
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	I need SEO masters to help me out on an Xmas project i want to be #1 for the term "santa claus" on google/yahoo/msn and my url will be a site that explains that santa is not real but in fact your parents. who can help me achieve this mission ? __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

12-20-2005, 05:12 PM	#3
Guitarriff Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Anywhere theres Good Tight Pussy Posts: 67	LOL nofx your cracked them poor kids ya will dash 1000's if not millions of kids fantasies

12-20-2005, 05:19 PM	#6
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	13,500,000 sites for keyword santa clause. Good luck

12-20-2005, 05:32 PM	#10
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