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nofx 12-20-2005 05:08 PM

I need SEO masters to help me out on an Xmas project
 
i want to be #1 for the term "santa claus" on google/yahoo/msn

and my url will be a site that explains that santa is not real but in fact your parents.

who can help me achieve this mission ?

nofx 12-20-2005 05:10 PM

i wonder what the legality of that would be...

dont think that it would be illegal..

if you can help me, msg me

Guitarriff 12-20-2005 05:12 PM

LOL nofx your cracked

them poor kids ya will dash 1000's if not millions of kids fantasies

luv$ 12-20-2005 05:12 PM

I don't think there's enough time for something like that...

nofx 12-20-2005 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitarriff
LOL nofx your cracked

them poor kids ya will dash 1000's if not millions of kids fantasies

so fucking what?

their going to learn santa isnt real anyways(ie. friends at school, parents telling them, etc.)

why not let me tell them..

if they are old enough to be googling around and messing with a computer, they are old enough to learn the truth. fuck their fantasies.

spacedog 12-20-2005 05:19 PM

13,500,000 sites for keyword santa clause. Good luck

Young 12-20-2005 05:19 PM

Make sure the indexed page title says something to the effect of "Real Pictures of Santa!!"

make sure you draw them in.

ozmatt 12-20-2005 05:20 PM

and put a link to www.santassluts.com up there :)

Napolean 12-20-2005 05:22 PM

but he is real :(

I saw him the other day, he had on his jolly red outfit and had the aroma of candy canes and old crow :)

X37375787 12-20-2005 05:32 PM

you are such a fucking tool

nofx 12-20-2005 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox
you are such a fucking tool

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