![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
help - i'm wicked fucking wigged out right now
ok. went on a date tonight - late - yeah basically a fuck date.
met her on lavalife phone thing - talked a while - clicked - she decided to come over and spend the night - i took the risk cause we just clicked on the phone- normally i take more time than that but this one felt ok. she shows up, cute - 30's - anyway she comes in and i offer her a drink. She starts to throw up. ok, i'm thinking drunk bitch - lead her to the bathroom and she pukes in there for a while - she comes out and says there's a smell in my house that's making her throw up. i know my basset stinks but he's not that bad but some oders don't agree with some people so i lead her to the deck outside. There she says what she smelled is death - my dog's gona die - he's suffering and i should let him go. WHAT THE FUCK? ok, he's got a skin rash he scratches now and then but he's healthy and happy - just lazy like a basset is all. I'm not impressed but i think dumb bitch - i still wana get laid- hey she's hot and some oders just don't agree with some people - anyway i sugest a hotel and we go there. in the room she starts the throwing up again - runs to the bathroom and comes out and says the smell is me and i'm gona die and the last time she smelt this was with her brother and he died the next tuesday. She says I should cancel my next trip - she doesn't even know i travel much. Next one is montreal on the 1st.......... I'm not buying this - mostly cause she started throwing up right beside some old chicken in my kitched that i had forgotten to throw out and i realized later it was starting to smell. anyway at the hotel i hit my limit when we start to get heavy petting and she gets up and says she's got to go get cigerettes - what the fuck? it's 5am in the fucking morning - so she leaves to get them - i get dressed while she's gone - ok - yeah we were both naked... and when she gets back she says she can't stay there with me - which i'm fine with cause i'm leaving anyway - i go home and write this. gota admit - i'm a little wigged out - but i still think she's an idiot.
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
No Refunds Issued.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: GFY
Posts: 28,300
|
can i have your stereo ?
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Tampa yomebe -at- hotmail
Posts: 3,980
|
nice date
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Upstate, New York
Posts: 8,187
|
She sounds like a bundle of sunshine
![]()
__________________
Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
fucking psychic should have sceen that one comming - not had when the fair numbers keep getting HIGHER and go over the amount of money you have in your pocket. I left the bitch at the hotel without cab fair home - she forgot to ask for it and although i remembered a didn't want to offer cause i was pissed at her
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 | |
:glugglug
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
Posts: 26,118
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
fucking idiots with fucked up issues
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
jesus - i never treat people like that in real life, and the death thing - FUCK - that's hardcore
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 6,797
|
Holy fuck dude! If this is a true story Id leave my ass home for a long while..lol. But then again, im a very superstitious wop
![]() Ray
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 | |
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 6,797
|
Quote:
Are you done messing with everyone? lol
__________________
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Sunny California
Posts: 4,882
|
They have dogs that can smell cancer. That would freek the shit outta me, and there's no way I'd get on that next flight. It's the fucked up ones that usually have an extra sense.
__________________
NICHE MONEY >> Ass Worship Panties Solo Teen Pantyhose Serving up exclusive fetish sites since 1997! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Upstate, New York
Posts: 8,187
|
Quote:
![]() Chances are this psuedo-psychic date has these 'premonitions' everyday. Like she's in a grocery store and stops a little old lady from buying a melon... "I SEE DEATH! I SEE POISON! CHOOSE APPLES!" ![]()
__________________
Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 6,797
|
Hope this helps
"Is your girlfriend spitting pea soup and speaking in tongues again? Maxim?s exorcise program will soon have her fit as a fiddle." http://www.maximonline.com/articles/article_2881.html
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
aka K-Man
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
Posts: 29,292
|
man, this is another reason why dating real women sucks... call a hooker, you can afford it!
and i wouldnt worry about it, she's just looking for an excuse as to why she has TB or is a crackhead and pukes all the time...
__________________
Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
fuck i hate dating - sooo many idiots. to be honest there are VERy few women i'd consider actually seriously dating. VERY few. these are just fuck dates cause i like getting laid but i SHOULD use hookers - they'd be a whole fucking lot easier and just as fucking cheap without the hastle
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: So Cal
Posts: 2,972
|
na, i think she must have been sick and a good bull shitter so she makes a story up about the dog, and when she got sick again and you were the comon denominator she passed it onto you.
everyone i work with thinks they are a good bull shitter, but i let them because i think it's funny when someone calls them on it and they dig themselves deeper. you should hear some of the drama that they come up with. i'll have to post some of them. Be happy be merry and don't sweat it. The demon in this is fear and control. "We have nothing to fear but fear its self" - JFK
__________________
Dedicated and colo hosting: ICQ 291313057 "A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert Einstein |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
my biggest problem is I actually LIKE women - i just hate idiots. it's hard with cute women idiots - the radar gets foggy for a while
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879
Posts: 4,796
|
dude, she's fucked up, lol
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#24 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879
Posts: 4,796
|
dude, let it be. u win some, u lose some
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#25 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Sunny California
Posts: 4,882
|
Quote:
__________________
NICHE MONEY >> Ass Worship Panties Solo Teen Pantyhose Serving up exclusive fetish sites since 1997! |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: So Cal
Posts: 2,972
|
Quote:
maybe in the morning you'll be able to laugh about it don't forget to throw that chicken out ![]()
__________________
Dedicated and colo hosting: ICQ 291313057 "A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert Einstein |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 | |
aka K-Man
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
Posts: 29,292
|
Quote:
my long lost brother! mom's been looking for you... something about money missing from her purse...
__________________
Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 | |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
Quote:
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 |
Workin With The Devil
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
Posts: 51,532
|
Man thats fucked up, bitch was proably drunk or drugged up and throwin up and talkin shit out of her ass, or as juicy and Timmy would say TRIPPPINNNNNN BALLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZz
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: --------Europe-------
Posts: 5,725
|
wow intersting story...I wouldn't feel different than you in that moment.
Weird ppl living on this planet I say. Perhaps she pretends to be some kind of witch. Btw. I wouldn't conclude that only because she told you to cancel your next travel, she knew of your next travel... I mean everyone travels from time to time, so that argument always works - more or less...
__________________
ICQ: 52410619 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#31 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
Posts: 14,136
|
just cancell you trip, not that I believe in that kind of shit, but you'll have a piece of mind
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#32 | |
aka K-Man
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
Posts: 29,292
|
Quote:
death to the weak!
__________________
Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Toronto
Posts: 3,709
|
crazyness, sheer and utter crazyness. kinda sexy tho.
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Getting messy...
Posts: 763
|
This deserves an award for weirdest fucking date ever...
Smart move ditching her.
__________________
![]() Splosh Cash Wet and Messy Fetish Program I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 |
Just a Simple Carpenter
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Your mom's house...
Posts: 1,338
|
Don't listen to her bro. She sounds psycho, not psychic! As for dating, don't allow one bad apple to spoil the bunch. Try MySpace, it's amazing how well one can do on that site...
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#37 |
Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Cowtown, USA
Posts: 32,409
|
Lose wieght and pick up chicks at a bar.
Or go to Hooters and try to convince yourself the waitresses aren't just looking for extra tips... |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
Old broad
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Away
Posts: 13,933
|
OK, first of all, that's not "dating", lol! As Kman said, if all you want is to get laid, get a hooker. Now this psycho knows where you live, what you drive, probably saw the digits on your credit card when you paid for the hotel, etc.
I'm so glad I'm a chick - getting sex is so much easier ;) |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#39 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Sunshine State
Posts: 4,365
|
She's a whack job. Don't sweat it. If she ever calls again, don't answer or tell her frankly that you're not interested and that she shouldn't call again.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#40 |
Beer Money Baron
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: brujah / gmail
Posts: 22,157
|
Next time, don't wear Old Spice.
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#41 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas
Posts: 1,478
|
oh my
I hate to admit this but I get strange 'vibes' now and then too (NO I am not psychic!) but the strange thing is when I get a really STRONG vibe towards a person it either makes me physically ill or really scared : ( Its happened three times total - once with a friend of hubby's that ended up dying two weeks later in a ... lets just say not pleasantly. One with an old man that ended up being a child molester and the third person I never had contact or information on again so I don't know. Sleazy it is probably nothing but Montreal can wait to see your cuddly self another time. I personally wouldn't shoot craps if i'd been warned the dice were loaded. *hugs* and hope to see you smiling at another show soon btw I get 'vibes' around certain slot machines too .. hubby benefits quite often and LOVES to take me to Vegas lol
__________________
If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub | ICQ: 74296746 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#42 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Jeez, NoCarrier is going to have a field day with this post.
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#43 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 237 619 975
Posts: 8,944
|
Keeep your dog. To hell with that moron.
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#44 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
Posts: 19,631
|
probably a herion addict or something...
__________________
you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day.. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#45 |
OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
Posts: 12,651
|
this is just 2 funny
![]() ![]() I'm laughing my ass off Here's hoping you have better luck on the next date.. ![]() ![]()
__________________
Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#46 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 1,504
|
I went out with a chick a couple of years ago who sat down and proceeded to tell me that my grandmother was suffering, but was at peace with herself and would die soon. I mentioned nothing of my family situation to her, particularly the fact that my grandmother was dying of pancreatic cancer.
I don't know if it was a conincidence or what, but I found it about as disturbing as your situation. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#47 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Retired
Posts: 1,032
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#48 |
sell me your banners
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: on the tubes
Posts: 12,931
|
You should use AFF instead
![]()
__________________
Media Buyer - Sell me your traffic! FREE to register domains... Better than 99% of the crap sold here! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#49 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: San Diego
Posts: 4,274
|
Dude, seriously.... cancel Montreal immediately. I can smell the death on this thread. Oh wait.... I just farted. Nevermind
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#50 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,575
|
IŽll be awaiting for your soul,
Sincerely, Pazuzu |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |