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I would reconsider the way that you met her! And also. Can I have your car??
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That is a really really messed up date. I'd be more freaked out by this girl if anything. Vomits on any odor and telling you you're going to die? Avoid her like the plague is what I say!
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Hahahahaha, I am GLAD you at least got to Fuck the crazy Bitch. What a story to remember...
Women and winnipeg can be as special as any city. Scott, when we going on another date... "I smoke Pot..."
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bad E trip..
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My hips don't lie
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Bump for Nocarrier..
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maybe its time to stop using that Axel cologne lol
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thats the fucking most bizarre post ive read in ages here ..
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forget that god damn nonsense, get on the plane and fuck some quebecoises ... if you dont get back on the horse now you will be a puss.
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If I had to guess, I'd say she was high on GHB.
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yikes !! hmmm we just talked about your "terrible dates gone bad" few weeks ago
Maybe you should consider cancelling montreal i mean i am those type of people who believes in mumbo jumbo sometimes . |
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at least you didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and a telephone with your liver removed.
if you do die, can I have your traffic?
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wow... I would be freaked out...
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ok, fuck with me and I'll fuck with you. I just sent her this message.
"about last night - my whole life i haven't been exactly psychic but i've had this weird ability to make people fulfill their potential, to live up t what's already and always been inside of them. Years ago I used to think it was my verbiage - how I spoke to people and the example i lead that inspired them, but as time went on I came to know that it was more just exposure to me that brought about this heightened inner self awareness in people. Employees become inspired to go on their own, People in bad relationships become inspired to move on, Goals never thought possible become within reach, it's weird - it;s like being around me allows people to enhance what's in them-self. I've never had it happen with a psychic before, and this is such a weird circumstance with your situation but I know now that you were right in what you sensed but now knowing how to place it left you with a mood of confusion. First you thought it was the house, then my dog, then me. You knew what was going to happen but didn't know where to land it. The only explanation is that the sense was about you, yourself. It's the only thing that makes sense. I thought about this a lot and came to realize that you shouldn't be afraid, you should embrace this and prepare, as few people in life get the chance to prepare and live life to the fullest. Make peace with the people who you love and love you and be thankful for everything. It's the right way. Thank you for our meeting and I hope in some way I helped you to come to terms with what will be and you'll be able to face it with dignity, honor, love, understanding and courage." that'll teach the bitch to fuck with peoples heads
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There are people that have some pretty amazing and genuine supernatural abilities. I've experienced something like your situation myself before where I sensed a relative was about to die unexpectedly and they did. Another time I was out to dinner with friends and this one woman who was at the table who I hadn't met before, I just kept sensing this dark mass inside her chest area and that I was supposed to say something to her. So when I talked to her about it her jaw dropped cause she had just recently been diagnosed with a possible cancerous chest tumor.
Every human and living creature has an electro magnetic charged energy field around them (their aura). This has been established scientifically. There are people that are sensitive either intuitively or even visually to the auras of others. This girl sounds a bit off the wall, but you have to acknowledge its pretty weird that she would bring up you and your dog dying while she's on a first date. There are a million other ways to be weird, why tell someone you feel they're going to die?? Soviet scientist kirlian photograph of a human aura. ![]()
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how many women when your' heavy petting get up and HAVE to have a cigerette? that told me everything
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Porn has to be better then chics like that.
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now thats a good story
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Don't listen to what everyone just said. Do not cancel your trip to Montreal.
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Reach for those stars!
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I think there is a reason why she has to resort to something like lavalife to get dates . . . she obviously has issues.
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I think the problem here is that you're willing to fuck someone who just puked in your toilet
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That one one long paragraph ;)
"The only explanation is that the sense was about you, yourself. It's the only thing that makes sense." That is true of everybody. mememememe |
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there are people that are in fact can smell "dead" there are a few but they do exist.
my wife works at an hospital in the Netherlands and yes again certain people can "smell" dead. Sleazy if you want to discuss this with my wife ( a couple of questions ) please contact me. but then again I think it is your body odor. you are big, as in fat, as in ............. a.s.o |
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About to backorder sleazydream.com...
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so fucking weird. I thought your response to her was funny though, lol. She's gonna be wicked fucking wigged out now, lol.
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Your definition of "date" differs greatly from mine, lol.
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Again, I hate to even mention this but amongst my majors was parapsychology as well as abnormal psychology. As strange as this stuff may sound (and I agree the woman definately sounds way too bizarre) this kind of stuff can be real.
The ability to 'smell out of world things' (also knows as clear-smelling) is called Clairalience - it is the ability to smell things that have no physical source. It's very common for Clairalience to 'trigger' in areas believed to be haunted, but is also believed to be an indication of the presence of death. There is also phenomena called Clairaudience (clear-hearing) and Clairgustance (ability to taste) etc etc sorry if I scare anyone but there is some scientific backings for it
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Now with more Jayne
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Now with more Jayne
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Dude, just don't go outside next tuesday and you should be fine ;)
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So how much was she?
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Gotta love crazy hookers... "Out for cigarettes" means going out to get a fix.
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hahahaa this is some funny shit
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Thats why I stopped messing with biznatches I meet online.. Always bring some crazy ass shit out.
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She wants to kill your basset.
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I don't appreciate you calling my sister a bitch!
I'm never hooking you up again.. she's just a little nutty .. |
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