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mal · 12-19-2005, 11:36 PM

and i busted a nut inside her. then i went to the bathroom to wash my dick off in the sink. while i was in the bathroom i came across some of her prescription medication in a drawer. i went home and google'd the name of the medication and found out it was used to treat HIV patients. IM SO FUCKING SCREWED

StickyGreen · 12-19-2005, 11:37 PM

damn man, i hope you're joking...

nofx · 12-19-2005, 11:39 PM

ROFL

sucks to be you

tell death I said hello

ready lube · 12-19-2005, 11:39 PM

Why the hell wouldn't you wear a condom? I hope you're joking as well...

JOKER · 12-19-2005, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mal

and i busted a nut inside her. then i went to the bathroom to wash my dick off in the sink. while i was in the bathroom i came across some of her prescription medication in a drawer. i went home and google'd the name of the medication and found out it was used to treat HIV patients. IM SO FUCKING SCREWED

are you serious?

wallst · 12-19-2005, 11:41 PM

at least you washed your dick in the sink...

and BTW - im impress that you know how to google like that.

StuBradley · 12-19-2005, 11:41 PM

Unless you fucked her ass the odds of getting it are quite low. But still there is a chance. Hope you sleep well for the next week or two.

StickyGreen · 12-19-2005, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley

Unless you fucked her ass the odds of getting it are quite low.

where are you getting your information lol...

ready lube · 12-19-2005, 11:42 PM

The next week or two....! Ha! It could take as long as 10 years to find out sometimes!

mal · 12-19-2005, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley

Unless you fucked her ass the odds of getting it are quite low. But still there is a chance. Hope you sleep well for the next week or two.

really? why is that?

JOKER · 12-19-2005, 11:45 PM

If you're not fuckin around with us...

Give that chick a call NOW and clarify what the hell that stuff was in her drawer
and consult medical service ASAP...

Damn man

mal · 12-19-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ready lube

The next week or two....! Ha! It could take as long as 10 years to find out sometimes!

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Young · 12-19-2005, 11:46 PM

are you fucking serious!? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!! NEVER TRUST A BITCH.

if you're uncircumsized your chances tripple. though it is tough to get it from vaginal intercourse the first time (less than 1% chance)...ID STILL BE SHITTING MY PANTS. UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!

Young · 12-19-2005, 11:47 PM

he is bullshitting...he has to be.

stickyfingerz · 12-19-2005, 11:49 PM

Ask the girl for sure. If she is and doesnt tell you then she could face charges. Also I believe if you get into the emergency room they can give you some treatment to help reduce the chance of infection within 24 hours or so.

AdamAnt · 12-19-2005, 11:50 PM

if its the chick in your sig - it might be worth it

yes - thats a bad joke

Tempest · 12-19-2005, 11:51 PM

I have to laugh at guys that pick up sluts from the clubs and don't use a condom... But if they were fucking a hooker, you can be damn sure they'd use one...

CamRabbit · 12-19-2005, 11:51 PM

Call her, ask her, if she says she's positive beat the shit out of her.

kaori · 12-19-2005, 11:52 PM

yeah.. emergency room would be a good idea..
there are some drugs that will lessen the chances..

StickyGreen · 12-19-2005, 11:52 PM

so MAL, can you verify if you are just fucking around and seeking attention or if this is a true story?

StickyGreen · 12-19-2005, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Call her, ask her, if she says she's positive beat the shit out of her.

good call. if i found out some slut gave me hiv, i dunno what i would do...

Hell Puppy · 12-19-2005, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

he is bullshitting...he has to be.

I dunno. If I thought I caught something that was gonna kill me or at least rot my dick off, first thing I'd do is post on GFY....

ready lube · 12-19-2005, 11:54 PM

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wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy huh!

Bluewire Ross · 12-19-2005, 11:55 PM

reveal the pandora's box right after you dig the pot of gold.at least you found out that earlier...

nofx · 12-19-2005, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Call her, ask her, if she says she's positive beat the shit out of her.

I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside, you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]

CamRabbit · 12-19-2005, 11:57 PM

What was the medication called?

Mike Okitch · 12-19-2005, 11:57 PM

So you're thinking that your life as it is is possibly over for getting one of the worse diseases known in mankind's history.

And instead of being with your family or those close to you, you choose to share that will all the people of GFY.

How kind of you...bullshitter

Bluewire Ross · 12-19-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]

That's nasty

ready lube · 12-20-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

Sounds like you've done this before...

StickyGreen · 12-20-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside, you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]

lol you a crazy muthafucka...

JOKER · 12-20-2005, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside, you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]

I kinda start to enjoy reading your posts

Young · 12-20-2005, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside, you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]

thats my boy

eye for an eye...sounds about right.

atmclick · 12-20-2005, 12:21 AM

this post makes me feel funky. i wanna laugh cuz thats what i do but shit man... hiv? wrap it up dawg. and yeah, chances a man catches it from a woman are lower. but... what was the bitch thinking if shes got it and obviously knows- having unprotected sex with you. if she does, beat the shit out of her. or better yet, prosecute her for that cuz shell only do it again. gotta wait 6 months before theyll rule out infection. gotta be a long ass 6 mos... good luck dawg.

CaptainHowdy · 12-20-2005, 12:30 AM

yeah dawg... daugh

QuaWee · 12-20-2005, 12:44 AM

I hope you are lying for your sake

SmutGiant · 12-20-2005, 12:58 AM

you've been

Bluewire Ross · 12-20-2005, 01:01 AM

It's good to have a post like this. Serve as a reminder for all of us to practice safe sex--ALWAYS.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-20-2005, 01:04 AM

This is the guy of stuff you just don't joke about.
If it's not a joke, I would go see a doctor. If you banged her that quick, I am sure you didn't even get her number.

Redrob · 12-20-2005, 01:10 AM

sorry, man. Gotta keep that sucker safe if you love it.

Violetta · 12-20-2005, 01:14 AM

wtf... mal? Is this for real?

Mefo · 12-20-2005, 01:15 AM

he's joking... nobody would post that shit on a messageboard

Mefo · 12-20-2005, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

The next week or two....! Ha! It could take as long as 10 years to find out sometimes!

not if you do a test

StickyGreen · 12-20-2005, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mefo

he's joking... nobody would post that shit on a messageboard

people do dumb and crazy unexpected shit, so you can't really say that...

je_rome · 12-20-2005, 01:19 AM

I can't even laugh at this post. Its very scary.

Young · 12-20-2005, 01:19 AM

This is a joke...he's online now and he posted some comment about picking up girls in whore houses....hardly the sign of somebody goingt through life changing shit

Mefo · 12-20-2005, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen

people do dumb and crazy unexpected shit, so you can't really say that...

well his post doesn't even "sounds" affraid just shooting around... so it had to be a fake

Miss Vlasta · 12-20-2005, 01:59 AM

Sure he is joking - not a good joke though.
If it was true he wouldn´t be just sitting at the comp talking bullshit.

StickyGreen · 12-20-2005, 02:01 AM

boooo! for a bad prank...

flashfire · 12-20-2005, 02:02 AM

no glove no love

xNetworx · 12-20-2005, 02:09 AM

lame attempt to be funny dude.. lame

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