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mal 12-19-2005 11:36 PM

I just had Unprotected Sex with a Girl I met at the Club
 
and i busted a nut inside her. then i went to the bathroom to wash my dick off in the sink. while i was in the bathroom i came across some of her prescription medication in a drawer. i went home and google'd the name of the medication and found out it was used to treat HIV patients. IM SO FUCKING SCREWED

StickyGreen 12-19-2005 11:37 PM

damn man, i hope you're joking...

nofx 12-19-2005 11:39 PM

ROFL

sucks to be you

tell death I said hello

ready lube 12-19-2005 11:39 PM

Why the hell wouldn't you wear a condom? I hope you're joking as well...

JOKER 12-19-2005 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mal
and i busted a nut inside her. then i went to the bathroom to wash my dick off in the sink. while i was in the bathroom i came across some of her prescription medication in a drawer. i went home and google'd the name of the medication and found out it was used to treat HIV patients. IM SO FUCKING SCREWED

are you serious? :helpme

wallst 12-19-2005 11:41 PM

at least you washed your dick in the sink...

and BTW - im impress that you know how to google like that.

StuBradley 12-19-2005 11:41 PM

Unless you fucked her ass the odds of getting it are quite low. But still there is a chance. Hope you sleep well for the next week or two.

:Oh crap

StickyGreen 12-19-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley
Unless you fucked her ass the odds of getting it are quite low.

where are you getting your information lol...

ready lube 12-19-2005 11:42 PM

The next week or two....! Ha! It could take as long as 10 years to find out sometimes!

mal 12-19-2005 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley
Unless you fucked her ass the odds of getting it are quite low. But still there is a chance. Hope you sleep well for the next week or two.

:Oh crap

really? why is that?

JOKER 12-19-2005 11:45 PM

If you're not fuckin around with us...

Give that chick a call NOW and clarify what the hell that stuff was in her drawer
and consult medical service ASAP...

Damn man :Oh crap

mal 12-19-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube
The next week or two....! Ha! It could take as long as 10 years to find out sometimes!

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Young 12-19-2005 11:46 PM

are you fucking serious!? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!! NEVER TRUST A BITCH.

if you're uncircumsized your chances tripple. though it is tough to get it from vaginal intercourse the first time (less than 1% chance)...ID STILL BE SHITTING MY PANTS. UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!

Young 12-19-2005 11:47 PM

he is bullshitting...he has to be.

stickyfingerz 12-19-2005 11:49 PM

Ask the girl for sure. If she is and doesnt tell you then she could face charges. Also I believe if you get into the emergency room they can give you some treatment to help reduce the chance of infection within 24 hours or so.

AdamAnt 12-19-2005 11:50 PM

if its the chick in your sig - it might be worth it























yes - thats a bad joke

Tempest 12-19-2005 11:51 PM

I have to laugh at guys that pick up sluts from the clubs and don't use a condom... But if they were fucking a hooker, you can be damn sure they'd use one... :1orglaugh

CamRabbit 12-19-2005 11:51 PM

Call her, ask her, if she says she's positive beat the shit out of her.

kaori 12-19-2005 11:52 PM

yeah.. emergency room would be a good idea..
there are some drugs that will lessen the chances..

StickyGreen 12-19-2005 11:52 PM

so MAL, can you verify if you are just fucking around and seeking attention or if this is a true story?

StickyGreen 12-19-2005 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Call her, ask her, if she says she's positive beat the shit out of her.

good call. if i found out some slut gave me hiv, i dunno what i would do...

Hell Puppy 12-19-2005 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
he is bullshitting...he has to be.

I dunno. If I thought I caught something that was gonna kill me or at least rot my dick off, first thing I'd do is post on GFY....

:error

ready lube 12-19-2005 11:54 PM

Quote:

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy huh!

Bluewire Ross 12-19-2005 11:55 PM

reveal the pandora's box right after you dig the pot of gold.at least you found out that earlier...

nofx 12-19-2005 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamRabbit
Call her, ask her, if she says she's positive beat the shit out of her.

I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside, you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]

CamRabbit 12-19-2005 11:57 PM

What was the medication called?

Mike Okitch 12-19-2005 11:57 PM

So you're thinking that your life as it is is possibly over for getting one of the worse diseases known in mankind's history.

And instead of being with your family or those close to you, you choose to share that will all the people of GFY.

How kind of you...bullshitter :321GFY

Bluewire Ross 12-19-2005 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]


That's nasty :mad:

ready lube 12-20-2005 12:00 AM

Quote:

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"
Sounds like you've done this before... :(

StickyGreen 12-20-2005 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside, you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]

lol you a crazy muthafucka...

JOKER 12-20-2005 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside, you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]


I kinda start to enjoy reading your posts :1orglaugh

Young 12-20-2005 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I 2nd this notion

if she has AIDS or HIV and didnt tell you, I would go kick her door down, put a nice warm 9mm bullet into her skull and then proceed to saw/hack her up into pieces.

after i had her nicely dismantled in about 6-7 different sized segments, I would drive to the local hardware store and buy about 3 60lb bags of concrete(the quick drying kind).

ok so you get home and you stuff the 7 segments into a large suitcase. after shes all in the suitcase you mix up the concrete and make a cube type deal enclosing the suitcase in the middle of the concrete cube.

ok so once the concrete is dryed and you have a nice block of concrete with a stupid whore inside, you drive to the nearest deep lake/river/ocean and toss that bitch in.

problem solved. cops come around "you didnt see anything"

;]

thats my boy :thumbsup

eye for an eye...sounds about right.

atmclick 12-20-2005 12:21 AM

this post makes me feel funky. i wanna laugh cuz thats what i do but shit man... hiv? wrap it up dawg. and yeah, chances a man catches it from a woman are lower. but... what was the bitch thinking if shes got it and obviously knows- having unprotected sex with you. if she does, beat the shit out of her. or better yet, prosecute her for that cuz shell only do it again. gotta wait 6 months before theyll rule out infection. gotta be a long ass 6 mos... good luck dawg.

CaptainHowdy 12-20-2005 12:30 AM

yeah dawg... daugh

QuaWee 12-20-2005 12:44 AM

I hope you are lying for your sake

SmutGiant 12-20-2005 12:58 AM

you've been

http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/..._punked189.gif

Bluewire Ross 12-20-2005 01:01 AM

It's good to have a post like this. Serve as a reminder for all of us to practice safe sex--ALWAYS.

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-20-2005 01:04 AM

This is the guy of stuff you just don't joke about.
If it's not a joke, I would go see a doctor. If you banged her that quick, I am sure you didn't even get her number.

Redrob 12-20-2005 01:10 AM

sorry, man. Gotta keep that sucker safe if you love it.

Violetta 12-20-2005 01:14 AM

wtf... mal? Is this for real?

Mefo 12-20-2005 01:15 AM

he's joking... nobody would post that shit on a messageboard

Mefo 12-20-2005 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube
The next week or two....! Ha! It could take as long as 10 years to find out sometimes!


not if you do a test :2 cents:

StickyGreen 12-20-2005 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mefo
he's joking... nobody would post that shit on a messageboard

people do dumb and crazy unexpected shit, so you can't really say that...

je_rome 12-20-2005 01:19 AM

I can't even laugh at this post. Its very scary.

Young 12-20-2005 01:19 AM

This is a joke...he's online now and he posted some comment about picking up girls in whore houses....hardly the sign of somebody goingt through life changing shit

Mefo 12-20-2005 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
people do dumb and crazy unexpected shit, so you can't really say that...


well his post doesn't even "sounds" affraid just shooting around... so it had to be a fake

Miss Vlasta 12-20-2005 01:59 AM

Sure he is joking - not a good joke though.
If it was true he wouldn´t be just sitting at the comp talking bullshit. :disgust

StickyGreen 12-20-2005 02:01 AM

boooo! for a bad prank...

flashfire 12-20-2005 02:02 AM

no glove no love

xNetworx 12-20-2005 02:09 AM

lame attempt to be funny dude.. lame


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