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SilentKnight · 12-19-2005, 09:38 PM

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly & nbsp;
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

StickyGreen · 12-19-2005, 09:40 PM

sounds about right...

Rob · 12-19-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

45. give her compliments regularly & nbsp;

You know it! My girl just LOVES non-breaking spaces! Grrrrrr!!!

Spunky · 12-19-2005, 09:41 PM

Is that all?..I think your missing your left nut

SilentKnight · 12-19-2005, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

You know it! My girl just LOVES non-breaking spaces! Grrrrrr!!!

Cool...now you know what to get'er for christmas

A few freebies:

& nbsp;
& nbsp;
& nbsp;

(in seasonal colors, of course)

PixeLs · 12-19-2005, 10:32 PM

As long as you have that 12 incher just like the rest of the people here..

reed_4 · 12-19-2005, 10:34 PM

that's a very long list man compared to one thing they need to make us happy. --great SEX!

Bluewire Ross · 12-19-2005, 10:35 PM

She needs everything you could imagine...are you ready for that?

BIGTYMER · 12-19-2005, 10:38 PM

How am I supposed to remember all those points?!?!

tristan_D · 12-19-2005, 11:00 PM

just like what I have always believed, women are so complicated.

vvq · 12-19-2005, 11:06 PM

lol. nice list

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 12-20-2005, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

that's all? so simple

ready lube · 12-20-2005, 12:46 AM

Yea, that's not a long list at all...

Kevsh · 12-20-2005, 12:51 AM

It's not so bad ... "A good listener" and "attentive" are practically the same thing. That cuts the list by one.

SilentKnight · 12-20-2005, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh

It's not so bad ... "A good listener" and "attentive" are practically the same thing. That cuts the list by one.

Hmm...you might have a point there - but I wasn't listening

rip raster · 12-20-2005, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

and beer

Violetta · 12-20-2005, 01:18 AM

haha... I have to send that to my gf!

Jennyfer · 12-20-2005, 02:08 PM

Haha, thank God i'm a woman so i don't have to worry about all that. I have to agree some girls are really complicated.

Tricksy · 12-20-2005, 02:22 PM

Oh yeah! It sounds about right...Gotta send it to my b/f to remeber ;-)

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-20-2005, 03:05 PM

sounds like some serious head cases you are dating if it takes all that to make her happy.

my list:
1. good job to support your own ass..I support mine just fine
2. hard cock
3. friend
4. maid (includes cooking, cleaning, and dishes.
5. quietness..a good man that knows when to just shut the fuck up is gold

12-19-2005, 09:38 PM	#1
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