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So there's this stupid bitch
down the street and she has been annoying since I moved down here. Always asking nosy questions, giving dirty looks, trying to look all hot & sexy at all of the neighborhood guys (which she is FUGLY )
I kept my mouth shut for the longest time and so today when she gave me another dirty fucking look..I finally rolled my window down, leaned out the window, flipped the hahahaha off and told her to go fuck herself. Oh yeah, and I told her please quit wearing halter tops when she weighs 250 lbs. It's NOT hot Then when I drove home I see her standing there but she didn't have the nuts to turn around and give me a nasty look anymore. |
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#2 |
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Location: ThatOneProgram.com
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Congrats to the winners!!!
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sounds like it was a terrible stare-fight!...
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#5 |
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She would squash me before I had a chance to hit her !
![]() Anyway i just figure I am happy now she was wearing a sweater instead of a halter top today and I saved the whole neighborhood from seeing her 5 stomachs hanging out today. That is justice enough ![]() |
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#6 |
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1-2-3-4
I declare a thumb war! ;)
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#7 |
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if she is 250lbs it might be best to not engage in more than a thumb-war with her anyway...
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#8 |
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LOL like I said I am the savior of the neighborhood she had a sweater on instead of the halter top with the 5 tummies for the first time in 6 months.
Anyway she was still wearing halter tops in 30 degree weather because she has enough fat on her body to withstand the cold I guess LOL |
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Weren't fat people the only ones to survive the Donner party?
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![]() ![]() I don't have anything against fat people, but this chick was a total bitch! |
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Does belittling others make you feel better about yourself?
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Shit, I just stumbled into a Jerry Springer thread.
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did she look like this?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...97087689846900 |
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pictures of her???
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She started this whole mess with her talking shit and being rude to everyone and I kept my mouth shut for 6 months. I think I practiced self control as long as I could thank you! |
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The Dirty Frenchman
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owned
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#17 |
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lol...crazy bitch
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#18 |
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good for you...no dirty looks anymore :-)
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haha, halter top! this is LOL!
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In Tushy Land
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beat some ass
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#23 |
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I'm sure its one of this stupid sluts
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This pic is usless without thread.
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#25 |
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Congrats. I think you've just found your soulmate..
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#28 |
i have man boobies
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of course she didnt say anything. expect a rock threw your windshield tomorrow morning
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Very gangsta.
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Very ladylike
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#31 |
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I think she's hotter than you and that makes you jealous.
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#32 |
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you rock
go beat her down with a bat and then saw her up into pieces
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