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NinjaSteve · 12-17-2005, 07:07 PM

How fucked up is this...

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!'

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

woj · 12-17-2005, 07:08 PM

[ timeline pic ]

BAKO · 12-17-2005, 07:09 PM

Doctor Dre · 12-17-2005, 07:10 PM

Been posted a couple days ago too lol

Drake · 12-17-2005, 07:10 PM

NinjaSteve · 12-17-2005, 07:13 PM

Damn, I leave for a little bit and BAM! Oh well...

Doctor Dre · 12-17-2005, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

Damn, I leave for a little bit and BAM! Oh well...

err I think I've seen it posted on PC by you actually ;)

dunefield · 12-17-2005, 07:14 PM

what a cyber stud

NinjaSteve · 12-17-2005, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

err I think I've seen it posted on PC by you actually ;)

I did a search, I didn't find a thread started by me about this.

Spunky · 12-17-2005, 07:56 PM

God how embarrassing lol

Paparazzi · 12-17-2005, 07:57 PM

timeline ;)

AaronM · 12-17-2005, 07:59 PM

So did he fuck her or not?

AaronM · 12-17-2005, 08:00 PM

After 6 months of chasing the pussy he deserves some sort of payoff for his efforts.

LadyB · 12-17-2005, 08:00 PM

lol I'm sure they both need therapy now

Alphonso · 12-17-2005, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

How fucked up is this...

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!'

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry !

sonofsam · 12-17-2005, 09:05 PM

oh shit

amandaspost · 12-17-2005, 09:08 PM

NoHassleSteve · 12-17-2005, 09:09 PM

Weekly World News.

Have they ever steered me wrong?

Vitasoy · 12-17-2005, 09:36 PM

Old.. but sucks to be either of them.

tony286 · 12-17-2005, 09:37 PM

thats way too funny

Mike Okitch · 12-17-2005, 09:43 PM

Hey dad, meet my new girlfriend...MOM!

gideongallery · 12-17-2005, 09:53 PM

wasn't this (in reverse daughter/dad) part of the story of must love dogs

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