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  • NinjaSteve
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    • Dec 2003
    • 11089

    #1

    Man dates MOTHER for 6 months online! Haha!

    How fucked up is this...

    MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

    Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

    "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

    "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!'


    http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47882

    #2
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    • BAKO
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      • Jul 2005
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      #3
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      • Doctor Dre
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        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        Been posted a couple days ago too lol
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • Drake
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          • Mar 2003
          • 12508

          #5

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          • NinjaSteve
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2003
            • 11089

            #6
            Damn, I leave for a little bit and BAM! Oh well...
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            • Doctor Dre
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              • Jan 2001
              • 51692

              #7
              Originally posted by NinjaSteve
              Damn, I leave for a little bit and BAM! Oh well...
              err I think I've seen it posted on PC by you actually ;)
              Originally posted by rayadp05
              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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              • dunefield
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                • Feb 2003
                • 10920

                #8
                what a cyber stud

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                • NinjaSteve
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 11089

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                  err I think I've seen it posted on PC by you actually ;)
                  I did a search, I didn't find a thread started by me about this.
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                  • Spunky
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                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133986

                    #10
                    God how embarrassing lol

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                    • Paparazzi
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                      • Mar 2002
                      • 3488

                      #11
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                      • AaronM
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                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46923

                        #12
                        So did he fuck her or not?

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                        • AaronM
                          GFY Royality ;)
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 46923

                          #13
                          After 6 months of chasing the pussy he deserves some sort of payoff for his efforts.

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                          • LadyB
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                            • Jul 2002
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                            #14
                            lol I'm sure they both need therapy now
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                            • Alphonso
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                              • Dec 2005
                              • 544

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                              How fucked up is this...

                              MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

                              Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

                              "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

                              "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!'


                              http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html
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                              • sonofsam
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 18642

                                #16
                                oh shit
                                I like turtles.

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                                • amandaspost
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                                  • Aug 2004
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                                  #17
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                                  • NoHassleSteve
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                                    • Jul 2004
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                                    #18
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                                    • Vitasoy
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 58202

                                      #19
                                      Old.. but sucks to be either of them.


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                                      • tony299
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                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 57021

                                        #20
                                        thats way too funny

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                                        • Mike Okitch
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                                          • May 2004
                                          • 4126

                                          #21
                                          Hey dad, meet my new girlfriend...MOM!
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                                          • gideongallery
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                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 7082

                                            #22
                                            wasn't this (in reverse daughter/dad) part of the story of must love dogs

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