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2HousePlague 12-17-2005 11:09 PM

wordpress issue
 
WORDPRESS TIP

There are some shitty plug-ins floating around out there right now, and they're breaking blogs. Typical are error strings like this:

?Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by??

and

"Only variables can be passed by reference in..."

To make matters worse, some other people are trying to get you to install a whole nother (certainly questionable) plug-in as a fix. There is absolutely NO NEED. So, I wouldn't. The fix is very simple and takes just 2 minutes:
Quote:

This is a weird one. Today, I added about 40 categories to one of my blogs (http://www.dehumanizer.com/wayofthemind/), which only had 2 of them before, and went through all the posts, changing their categories from "General" to the correct ones.

Afterwards, when going to a category page (like /wayofthemind/category/xxx, assuming xxx is a category), I got this in my error logs:

[Tue Aug 23 17:43:40 2005] [error] PHP Fatal error: Only variables can be passed by reference in /var/www/htdocs/wayofthemind/wp-includes/classes.php on line 629

I looked at that file, and after a few tests, found out that changing line 629 from:

$category = &get_category($this->get('cat'));

to something like:

$crom = $this->get('cat');
$category = &get_category($crom);

makes the error disappear, and the page is correctly displayed.

When googling for info about this problem, I found about 50 other WordPress blogs displaying the same error: google for
"Only variables can be passed by reference in" "classes.php on line 629"

(that's a single query), so I'm not the only one, at least..

Source: wordpress.org


2hp

2HousePlague 12-17-2005 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan
I prefer the fountain pics of the nubile girls attempting to suppress/encourage the faux ejaculate but I will give the bridge stuff a read.

I missed this razor-sharp interpretation before, old boy -- apologies, I should have bourne you aloft sooner than now -- :) -- how are you? Vegas -- ? -- lol

2hp

pornguy 12-17-2005 11:16 PM

2HP. Hit me up on Monday to talk about some mainstream aff programs.

Theo The Theologian 12-18-2005 12:33 AM

Praise you Brother Domicile of Dual Virus. I don't see how any knowledge passed on for free is deemed bad. Keep up these posts Jack, they are extremely useful. I shall slaughter a goat in your honor.

xray 12-18-2005 12:37 AM

Seasons Greetings of Verranzo Narrows Bridge at NYC Holiday Time to you as well FDNY

xray 12-18-2005 12:39 AM

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messsage me for for arrangement cash payment
exchange to you brooklyn bridge por favor monsieur

BradM 12-18-2005 12:52 AM

Jesus christ dude you need a hobby.

2HousePlague 12-18-2005 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Jesus christ dude you need a hobby.

lol -- tell me about it. what works for you?


2hp

emthree 12-18-2005 02:33 AM

oooooooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyy

Rhesus 12-18-2005 03:04 AM

May I also add that your site is so poorly designed that it took me about 10 minutes to find the actual 'content'?

adultchica 12-18-2005 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
I do. DIVISION.


2hp

You can't really dispute those findings

2HousePlague 12-18-2005 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhesus
May I also add that your site is so poorly designed that it took me about 10 minutes to find the actual 'content'?


"Poor little woggie -- you've had a tough spell, eh -- :(

Don't be scared, it's yummmmeeeee...."



http://www.awionline.org/lab_animals/rhesus/40-175.jpg


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MikeHawk 12-18-2005 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus
This is incredible. You sound like a prime example of someone who covers his lack of knowledge, insight and skills with a blanket of sales and marketing talk. I'm sorry to say, but you sound like a nitwit.

The things you describe in your blog are so basic that a 4 year old could come up with them. You have nothing to do with innovation.

Why why why....spoil good things?

Damn, you know what the rabbit hole goes much deeper than you can see there fore who is the one that is not really seeing the light? :1orglaugh

Shift gears and let the mind expand....lol

oh and name calling is not allowed...on this information playground.... :warning

2HousePlague 12-18-2005 10:45 AM

If you take none of the technical details away from the article, take this:

"Most adult webmasters have it in their heads that they should shoot for the moon in terms of page rank for every site they operate. This approach inevitably leads to the temptation of 'shortcuts,' such as linking to your new sites from your established sites in an attempt to boost their page rank or engaging in any of a number of practices that attempt to gain Google page rank by making something look better than it is."

Not all your blogs can be 4-star generals, you have to have some grunt privates in there, and be prepared to sacrifice them on the "front lines" -- here's one of my most valued gruntblogs -- MYFASHIONGIRL



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2HousePlague 12-18-2005 12:22 PM

Somewhat related to the idea above, is being prepared to "let go" of a blog that's holding you back. For example, my main "porn blog" at blog.impoverishednoobs.com is being prepared for "archival mode" -- this is what I am calling it when you stop actively posting to a blog, and shift into a mode where you are taking complete advantage of all the content and links in an "old but good" blog and making that the basis on which to create a new blog. Right now I am making a new blog in another subdomain of impoverishednoobs.com. Although this is a wholly separate blog (not even sharing a SQL DB), it will be very tightly integrated into the old workhorse. The result will be a macro-blog, with an established, thoroughly Google-Indexed content warehouse, and a shiny new front end with all the latest whistles, as well as all the ideas that I could not execute on the old blog. In this manner, you can keep adding new front ends, building onto the content/link "asset" and never lose PR, in fact, probably gain -- ALL ON A SINGLE DOMAIN -- :thumbsup


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2HousePlague 12-18-2005 01:01 PM

Since the whole idea here is that you are using several blogs together to achieve an effect, you might wonder how exactly the links are made between them -- I'll go into that later. But, I just wanted to say that it's much easier if you post to all of the blogs at the same time. This way you can track through the link sequence (just like the Spider is going to) and make sure you are #1) adhering to the rules about linking up and #2) adding a little something to the page that came before, in terms of descriptive value. One way to do this without too much thought and no extra text is to create two parallel paths between, let's say your "ad" and your pre-sign-up page gallery. Parallel paths would be link sequences that anchor from the same folder location. For example two pages of text in the same folder each linking to two thumbnail galleries in the same folder would be considered parallel paths. The spider likes this because it gets two different perspectives of the same content. The Parallel path concept can be scaled to make the anchor points the same sub.domain, or the same domain, or the same IP, when you are working with larger networks.


2hp

X37375787 12-18-2005 01:07 PM

more hot air than came out of my ass two days ago when i had food poisoning

2HousePlague 12-18-2005 01:27 PM

Here's a great blog:

http://simianuprising.com/wp-content...ics/banner.gif



2hp

Ace_luffy 12-18-2005 02:30 PM

nice the way of thinking guys

2HousePlague 12-18-2005 02:57 PM

Well, at least the Trolls & Detractors whose flamed corpses litter the fore-thread had the good sense to drop their sigs for link fodder and go. But what of the Admirers in the GFY-Lurking ranks?

Some of you are sitting on personal asset bases you're understandably not eager to link to "pornography". But others of you, I'll wager, are not quite so "definitively organized" in your wealth or professional houses to pass up an oppurtunity to grow wealth and enlarge your businesses via -- fame

You think Paul or Marc or Rick objected to this -- not a bit -- :winkwink:

The time is right the Media are hungry for images and stories with a tinge of controversy. Or haven't you noticed the total polarization of stories covered in the press to Surrealized Horror and Surrealized Sex.

Step up.

Watch MikeHawk become the most visible "pornographer" at Internext with this. No fool, Mike. No, sir -- :)


Tell ya what, if any body from the Executive/Managerial/Owner ranks wants to give me a stably-hosted image I can hotlink to under the name porn_STAR.png with a width of 400 pixels, I'll do nice things with it. We can even do it private-wise, if you like: 196-767-065


2hp

MikeHawk 12-18-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Well, at least the Trolls & Detractors whose flamed corpses litter the fore-thread had the good sense to drop their sigs for link fodder and go. But what of the Admirers in the GFY-Lurking ranks?



Step up.

Watch MikeHawk become the most visible "pornographer" at Internext with this. No fool, Mike. No, sir -- :)




2hp

Right fucking on....ramping up for the super kick ass year! Out of the way and fasten your seat belts....coming fast and hard.

Thanks Jack!

2HousePlague 12-18-2005 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeHawk
Right fucking on....ramping up for the super kick ass year! Out of the way and fasten your seat belts....coming fast and hard.

Thanks Jack!

The site's looking good, Mike. Tell us about some of the special features and how they'll support your marketing objectives at Internext -- :)


2hp

MikeHawk 12-18-2005 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
The site's looking good, Mike. Tell us about some of the special features and how they'll support your marketing objectives at Internext -- :)


2hp

Well Jack, if you really must know....lol.....ok here we go, here is a nice sound bite or quote for ya!


"I want to let the world have a look at porn, say 'Here we are' -- the market is interested in us, in our expertise converting traffic and in our innovative companies. I want smashbucks to be on that list"

2HousePlague 12-18-2005 07:47 PM

Here's a little trick you can do just about anywhere. I call it the Sweetheart Pass:


This joins the source blog to the attributing blog, via an alternative parallel path of a very macro sort, and joins both posts to a larger context of pages, terms and links -- :)

This is particularly sweet in this example, because the story being cited on Mike's blog is about Mike's blog.

2hp

OzMan 12-18-2005 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
I missed this razor-sharp interpretation before, old boy -- apologies, I should have bourne you aloft sooner than now -- :) -- how are you? Vegas -- ? -- lol

2hp

All is good in Vegas thanks, we even had freezing rain today. :upsidedow

I have been spending a lot of time lately playing with my privates so I can relate to some of your ideas.

I trust you are getting closer to securing a room for the show. :)

2HousePlague 12-18-2005 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan
All is good in Vegas thanks, we even had freezing rain today. :upsidedow

I have been spending a lot of time lately playing with my privates so I can relate to some of your ideas.

I trust you are getting closer to securing a room for the show. :)

Alas, no.



2hp

2HousePlague 12-18-2005 10:00 PM

"Translation" is also an important area of opportunity. Things, which to us are obviously related, may not be to the blind...

http://profitlabinc.com/PROFITBLOG/G...urple_haze.png


HENDRIX PURPLE HAZE

HENDRIX PURPLE HAZE

SPIDERESE



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reed_4 12-19-2005 02:08 AM

nice bridge pic.

2HousePlague 12-19-2005 02:44 AM

After I made such a big fuss about it, you should have expected that RSS has a role in this whole Bridge Scheme thing. Now that you have begun to appreciate the signficance of blog-to-blog links within a bigger picture of Google treatment and macro-scale traffic flow management, you should easily understand that the use of RSS feeds is subject to the same rules and principles. If blog B would link to Blog A, then blog B could also or instead tap blog A's feed.

http://profitlabinc.com/PROFITBLOG/GRAPHICS/feeds.png

This has implications for both senders of traffic (Syndicators) and Sponsor Programs (Feed Publishers).

While it is already commonly understood and expected that sponsor programs will give you tools and content to help you promote them, the tipping point in that relationship is definitely shifting in favor of the traffic sender...more
2hp

gecko 12-19-2005 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I love this pic :thumbsup

2HousePlague 12-19-2005 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gecko
I love this pic :thumbsup

1,000 words, baby.



2hp

2HousePlague 12-19-2005 01:33 PM

damn nuke fans... they're EVERYWHERE -- :1orglaugh


http://www.nukleon.org/Nuke-Girl.jpg


2hp

bangman 12-19-2005 05:15 PM

Bump it up!!

2HousePlague 12-19-2005 05:32 PM

Anybody think I'm full of shit?

http://profitlabinc.com/SEO/GW.png


2hp

baddog 12-19-2005 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Anybody think I'm full of shit?

http://profitlabinc.com/SEO/GW.png


2hp

Looks like we may have to send you an overage rate chart pretty soon. :winkwink: :thumbsup

xmas13 12-19-2005 06:41 PM

Merry Xmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toddler 12-19-2005 07:15 PM

Bunch of haters around here. Fucking monkeys.

thanks 2HP

2HousePlague 12-19-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Looks like we may have to send you an overage rate chart pretty soon. :winkwink: :thumbsup

overage -- :Oh crap


Tx, bd -- it's no hyperbole to say that http://www.gotwebhost.com shares in this success. If your webmastering at all considers Spiderese, you'll find exceptional support at every level from goodgirl and baddog. The best part is they never once made me feel special -- meaning, it's obvious the service they gave me is the same as the service they give all their customers. -- :)


2hp

baddog 12-20-2005 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog
Google never has ever gotten their shit right.
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q...&sr ch_type=0

T3Report beats them all.

baddog 12-20-2005 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
This is particularly sweet in this example, because the story being cited on Mike's blog is about Mike's blog.

2hp


ummm, it's late, I am tired . . . are you saying a trackback to himself or something else?


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