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Old 12-17-2005, 09:58 AM   #1
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Who wants Free Money??? This is one secret way to collecting FREE money!

Secret to collecting FREE money:

Buy a domain name with traffic. Deduct purchase price (as determined by you and your accountant) as an expense for the purchase of an intangible asset. Send your precisely targeted domain traffic to appropriate sponsor. Begin to collect paychecks from sponsor(s). Continue to collect paychecks for as many years as desired. When needed, sell domain name and (if held for at least one year) sale price will be taxed at only 15%. Domain name values are only going up as time passes, so you will sell it for more than you paid for it. You can?t lose. Go now and buy my friend! FREE MONEY!!!
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:10 AM   #2
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hi any business makes "free money" in your sense.


Go buy a subway, sell sub sandwhiches until you profit, sell the business

FREE MONEY

etc..
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:40 AM   #3
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:45 PM   #4
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hi any business makes "free money" in your sense.


Go buy a subway, sell sub sandwhiches until you profit, sell the business

FREE MONEY

etc..
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Sorry my friend . . . but tell me what business you can buy, that you can sell for more in the future, guaranteed.

In addition, who says that the "business" you purchase will succeed? Maybe you lose money running them, and go bankrupt? There are a ton of expenses in running a subway shop (or any business).

A domain name with traffic is PURE profit. The only expense is the renewal fee of $6 a year. Your only worry is getting to the bank to deposit your affiliate check. YEESSS!!!!!
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:48 PM   #5
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:50 PM   #6
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Damn dude you give away the secret just like that? Now all the newbs know how we make money without doing any work at all. What are we going to do now that the secret is out?!?!?!?!?!

FUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

;)

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Old 12-17-2005, 01:51 PM   #7
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Pets.com was free money too and boy did they make a killing!

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Old 12-17-2005, 01:58 PM   #8
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Secret to collecting FREE money:

Buy a domain name with traffic. Deduct purchase price (as determined by you and your accountant) as an expense for the purchase of an intangible asset. Send your precisely targeted domain traffic to appropriate sponsor. Begin to collect paychecks from sponsor(s). Continue to collect paychecks for as many years as desired. When needed, sell domain name and (if held for at least one year) sale price will be taxed at only 15%. Domain name values are only going up as time passes, so you will sell it for more than you paid for it. You can?t lose. Go now and buy my friend! FREE MONEY!!!
still selling your shitty domains?
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:00 PM   #9
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the best way to get free money is to buy that book on the info-mecial from mathew lasko about how to get free money, but im not gonna tell you that cause i dont need the competition.
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:26 PM   #10
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Damn dude you give away the secret just like that? Now all the newbs know how we make money without doing any work at all. What are we going to do now that the secret is out?!?!?!?!?!

FUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

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Old 12-17-2005, 02:28 PM   #11
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This has SCAM written all over it. :D
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:34 PM   #12
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still selling your shitty domains?


What up CamFaggot?

Post the best domain name you own . . . and it better not be a ".cc"!!!

Not that this isn't a very serious issue (and I know it isn't funny) but do you think the molestation in your past has anything to do with your postings on GFY?

Could your posts be an attempt to compensate for your inadequacies and shame?

I would guess, yes.
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:41 PM   #13
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Damn dude you give away the secret just like that? Now all the newbs know how we make money without doing any work at all. What are we going to do now that the secret is out?!?!?!?!?!

FUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

;)

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Believe it or not, many GFY'rs have no clue about domain names. I also would guess that most people who do know, don't actually believe. That is proven by the few serious domain buyers out there.
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Old 12-17-2005, 03:10 PM   #14
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Pets.com was free money too and boy did they make a killing!

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I think you understand exactly what I'm saying . . . perfectly. [/sarcasm]
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Old 12-17-2005, 03:38 PM   #15
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the best way to get free money is to buy that book on the info-mecial from mathew lasko about how to get free money, but im not gonna tell you that cause i dont need the competition.

Is that the dude in the question mark suit? How much would you pay to see a video of a big, fat, angry man anally raping Mathew Lesko?
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Old 12-17-2005, 04:41 PM   #16
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This has SCAM written all over it. :D
Scam shmam! All you need is a giant rake for collecting all the money.

Did I mention that I sell rakes???
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Old 12-17-2005, 04:51 PM   #17
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Scam shmam! All you need is a giant rake for collecting all the money.

Did I mention that I sell rakes???
I think we need a shovel rather.
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Old 12-17-2005, 05:10 PM   #18
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I think we need a shovel rather.
Attention everyone . . . those who know do not want you to become competition.

Buy a domain name with type-in traffic and then run to the store and buy a rake. Do it now!
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Old 12-17-2005, 05:13 PM   #19
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Scam shmam! All you need is a giant rake for collecting all the money.

Did I mention that I sell rakes???
I was just kidding. Where do you get your traffic domains? I'm guessing you're talking about active expired domains and not domains with natural type-in traffic (good luck making the owners of those part with their domains).
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:24 PM   #20
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I was just kidding. Where do you get your traffic domains? I'm guessing you're talking about active expired domains and not domains with natural type-in traffic (good luck making the owners of those part with their domains).
I am talking about domain names with natural type-in traffic. No matter where they are . . . you should get them.

The people who really understand what is going on will convince the owners to part with nice domain names using cash.

Everyone else will just continue to flail on the web scraping up crap traffic and trying to convert.
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:28 PM   #21
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I am talking about domain names with natural type-in traffic. No matter where they are . . . you should get them.

The people who really understand what is going on will convince the owners to part with nice domain names using cash.

Everyone else will just continue to flail on the web scraping up crap traffic and trying to convert.
You mean you gotta find suckers that will sell their names for less than 3 years worth of revenue? If not that, buying such domains can get pretty pricey. You'd be better off catching drops at snapnames for 60 bucks.
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