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Old 12-16-2005, 10:16 AM   #1
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If Guns Kill People...

Then the following are also true:

* Pencils Mis-spel words
* Cars make people drive drunk
* Spoons and forks made Rosie O'Donnell, AaronM, Sleazy, Me and many others fat (damned silverware!)


... add your own!
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:17 AM   #2
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:17 AM   #3
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:18 AM   #4
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sorry but guns don't kill people,
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:20 AM   #5
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sorry but guns don't kill people,
I think that's the general point being made by the thread starter.... read a little slower.
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:23 AM   #6
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I think bullets probably kill more people than guns do.
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:49 AM   #7
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Nukes don't kill people, people kill people. Ergo, people should be allowed to have nukes.

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Old 12-16-2005, 11:06 AM   #8
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Nukes don't kill people, people kill people. Ergo, people should be allowed to have nukes.

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Can I get a concealed carry permit for a nuke?
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:07 AM   #9
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lol like those statements. ban all the guns and pencils!
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:08 AM   #10
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There used to be this hilarious live cam feed of a .357 sitting on a desk. At the bottom it said, "XXX days since this gun has jumped up and killed anyone". It was the number of days since it had been manufactured.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:10 AM   #11
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Nukes don't kill people, people kill people. Ergo, people should be allowed to have nukes.

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Old 12-16-2005, 11:12 AM   #12
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I'd say "they can take my gun from my cold dead hands"

But i'm just such a good shot, i don't think it'd be an issue
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:16 AM   #13
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:25 AM   #14
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:27 AM   #15
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