If Guns Kill People...
 

Then the following are also true:

* Pencils Mis-spel words :)
* Cars make people drive drunk
* Spoons and forks made Rosie O'Donnell, AaronM, Sleazy, Me and many others fat (damned silverware!)


... add your own!

Condoms get chix prego :)

gfy made useless sigwhores


oh wait - that actually IS true

sorry but guns don't kill people,

I think that's the general point being made by the thread starter.... read a little slower. :)

I think bullets probably kill more people than guns do.

Nukes don't kill people, people kill people. Ergo, people should be allowed to have nukes.

Next.

Can I get a concealed carry permit for a nuke? :thumbsup

lol like those statements. ban all the guns and pencils!

There used to be this hilarious live cam feed of a .357 sitting on a desk. At the bottom it said, "XXX days since this gun has jumped up and killed anyone". It was the number of days since it had been manufactured.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'd say "they can take my gun from my cold dead hands"

But i'm just such a good shot, i don't think it'd be an issue :)

Matches start forest fires

:thumbsup :1orglaugh