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luv$ · 12-15-2005, 09:49 PM

Here's the deal. As some of you may know, or don't (see link in sig); I am jobless this Christmas.

In an effort to make a little bit of holiday $, I am going to *sell* a small secret I use to get listed in the SE's super fast.

Now, this is one of those "I wish I would have thought of that" ideas, and some *small* percent of you may know it, though it's unlikely.

You will get indexed a LOT faster, and you will most likely see a small bump of traffic. I was getting some good visits for the word SEX on Yahoo, last week.

I will sell this for $50 via paypal to anyone who wants to know it. I thought about doing only $25, but I figured A) it's too valuable to give away that easily and B) I know how cheap we can be, so I don't expect that many people to bite.

Now, here's the deal - to PROVE this is an intelligent method, and it works, I am going to give away the tip for FREE to ONE person. The 25th post gets it, and will be required to post feedback on the tip so you can all see I am not bullshitting.

I know this sounds like BS, selling info always does. But I'm serious when I say this works. I will politely ask the haters to PLEASE stay out of this thread, as I am 100% serious that I would not be doing this if the situation was different. In addition, I need some cash for Christmas.

Also, please do not ask me for any details or try to weasel any info out of me. And no refunds! You will slap yourself in the head when you see how easy it is, and I don't want people getting mad because they didn't think of it first!

Thank you!

And my ICQ is 210570373

StickyGreen · 12-15-2005, 09:50 PM

fuck a blog...

sfera · 12-15-2005, 09:50 PM

ok gl bro hope you make out

Fucksakes · 12-15-2005, 09:53 PM

I recommended you to a friend who maybe interested.

luv$ · 12-15-2005, 10:40 PM

Nevermind - offer cancelled due to a lack of interest.

Thanks everyone anyway

studiocritic · 12-15-2005, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

Nevermind - offer cancelled due to a lack of interest.

Thanks everyone anyway

wtf? hook it up.

Steen2 · 12-15-2005, 10:47 PM

Lol- cancelled?

luv$ · 12-15-2005, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steen2

Lol- cancelled?

Yeah, cancelled.

25th post gets it for free and it drops to the bottom of the page?

That's right - cancelled.

It was a dumb idea, obviously. Let it drop.

TheJimmy · 12-15-2005, 10:48 PM

I will tell anyone for free if they email me lol...

happy channuka

UniqueMovies · 12-15-2005, 11:14 PM

Sounds good.. I will try and win before i pay the 50$ thou.. lol

UniqueMovies · 12-15-2005, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

Yeah, cancelled.

25th post gets it for free and it drops to the bottom of the page?

That's right - cancelled.

It was a dumb idea, obviously. Let it drop.

Damn bro thats pretty harsh..

adultchica · 12-15-2005, 11:19 PM

How do u know there wasn't enough interest lol the thread hasn't been up very long

TheJimmy · 12-15-2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

How do u know there wasn't enough interest lol the thread hasn't been up very long

yeh, ask about how dirty it is to fuck hookers or dick size, that'll keep the thread up longer...

lol

baddog · 12-15-2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

Nevermind - offer cancelled due to a lack of interest.

Thanks everyone anyway

Less than an hour?

Tempest · 12-15-2005, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

Nevermind - offer cancelled due to a lack of interest.

Thanks everyone anyway

Starting this sort of thread this late at night isn't a great idea...

UniqueMovies · 12-15-2005, 11:31 PM

Well I am interested.. You give up too quicly

bdld · 12-15-2005, 11:50 PM

i know the secret, not worth your money.

Jace · 12-15-2005, 11:51 PM

i will give it a try

Jace · 12-15-2005, 11:52 PM

damn, i thought that was the 25th post

Jace · 12-15-2005, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

Nevermind - offer cancelled due to a lack of interest.

Thanks everyone anyway

um...is that even allowed? LOL

UniqueMovies · 12-16-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

um...is that even allowed? LOL

Yeah seriously..

BAN the fucker..

fetishblog · 12-16-2005, 12:00 AM

There is no money in blogs.

nyana · 12-16-2005, 12:01 AM

i'll listen but I don't believe

nyana · 12-16-2005, 12:01 AM

so lets hear!

kaktuz · 12-16-2005, 12:01 AM

suuuxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

nyana · 12-16-2005, 12:02 AM

thanks!

Tempest · 12-16-2005, 12:02 AM

Anyone??

Dynamix · 12-16-2005, 12:03 AM

what's the phrase I'm looking for? reverse psychology? ;)

aico · 12-16-2005, 12:03 AM

I'll tell you for free... Use Blogger. Since it's part of Google, you get listed in few days.

do a search for alotofblog.com (my blog)... What comse up as a search result is a post I did on Monday.

monkeysnap · 12-16-2005, 12:04 AM

too late.

luv$ · 12-16-2005, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdld

i know the secret, not worth your money.

You know, I do not understand the concept of trying to ruin shit for people to make yourself look cool or funny.

It's fucking stupid.

There is a difference between being funny in some bullshit thread, but in this one it makes you look like an asshole, and to those without the patience to read the whole thread you're making it look like I am a scammer or something.

Wtf man?

And to everyone, yeah - offer rescinded. I don't really want to give it up AND noone seemed interested.

I gave a lot of consideration for making this thread, and thinking about the fact that I really need to get gifts for people this year and not feel like a total fucking loser - but watching this thread drop made me feel like I shouldn't have let my emotions rule my offers.

Anyway, Merry Christmas.

luv$ · 12-16-2005, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

I'll tell you for free... Use Blogger. Since it's part of Google, you get listed in few days.

do a search for alotofblog.com (my blog)... What comse up as a search result is a post I did on Monday.

And no, that's not it.

Blogger is overrated.

aico · 12-16-2005, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

And no, that's not it.

Blogger is overrated.

Ya, I am sure Google give no preference to users of their blog...

Blogger is fine, adds text, adds pics, allows links, uploads to your server, that's all you need.

pornguy · 12-16-2005, 12:12 AM

Sometimes things move a little slow with people on this board that might be interested.

luv$ · 12-16-2005, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Ya, I am sure Google give no preference to users of their blog...

Blogger is fine, adds text, adds pics, allows links, uploads to your server, that's all you need.

The usefullness of blogger wasn't up for debate - I agree it's a great blogging tool.

What was, however, was the technique I have in mind. It doesn't matter which blog format you use.

JD · 12-16-2005, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

I'll tell you for free... Use Blogger. Since it's part of Google, you get listed in few days.

do a search for alotofblog.com (my blog)... What comse up as a search result is a post I did on Monday.

your dumb. I get listed in <24 hours and I don't have to worry about my blog vanishing.

Monique Niccole · 12-16-2005, 12:14 AM

luv$, what kind of blog(s) do you have?

luv$ · 12-16-2005, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Sometimes things move a little slow with people on this board that might be interested.

Yeah, but 200 views and not one person has contacted me.

I let the thread run for an hour - there wasn't an interest so I cancelled it.

This thread was for me, and my needs over the holidays. I am not begging for anything from anyone or asking that anything be given to me. I'm sorry, but I'm not entitled to anything and neither is anyone else.

aico · 12-16-2005, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

your dumb. I get listed in <24 hours and I don't have to worry about my blog vanishing.

You're an asshat, how is something that is on my server going to vanish? And I did't say it just got listed today dipshit.

adultchica · 12-16-2005, 12:17 AM

Luv$ this thread was a sig spot and advertising promo wasn't it hmmmmm

adultchica · 12-16-2005, 12:17 AM

And how far are you from lake worth, fl?

I may have a job prospect for you ...just let me know if it's in driving distance

fuzebox · 12-16-2005, 12:18 AM

My Yahoo!

aico · 12-16-2005, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

your dumb. I get listed in <24 hours and I don't have to worry about my blog vanishing.

And if you're gonna call someone dumb, learn the difference between your and you're... jackass

luv$ · 12-16-2005, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

And how far are you from lake worth, fl?

I may have a job prospect for you ...just let me know if it's in driving distance

Pretty far

Edit: I saw your edit. I thank you for the tip - but on Google Maps it looks like that's halfway up the state - I'm more in the Miami/Ft. Laud. area

aico · 12-16-2005, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

The usefullness of blogger wasn't up for debate - I agree it's a great blogging tool.

What was, however, was the technique I have in mind. It doesn't matter which blog format you use.

First you say it's overrated, now you sayd it's a great blogging tool...

bdld · 12-16-2005, 12:20 AM

if i wanted to be an asshole, i would have posted what the "secret" was.

luv$ · 12-16-2005, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

First you say it's overrated, now you sayd it's a great blogging tool...

Overrated for the ranking/listing benefits everyone says it gets you. I thought that was obvious.

C'mon man.

luv$ · 12-16-2005, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdld

if i wanted to be an asshole, i would have posted what the "secret" was.

Then go for it - I guarantee it's nothing close to what I am talking about.

I'm going to stop bumping this thread now.

JD · 12-16-2005, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

And if you're gonna call someone dumb, learn the difference between your and you're... jackass

i know the difference asshole. I typed it fast and made a TYPO look at ALL my other posts and you'll see that I have never user your instead of you're

eat my ass with a spoon cock brain

adultchica · 12-16-2005, 12:23 AM

That sucks that it's too far

I have some inside connections and friends at a company out there

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