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SmokeyTheBear · 12-15-2005, 11:48 AM

Last night they did this news bit on CNN about the postal system and people who send letters to GOD.

The postal guys had this story about a poor israeli man that sent a letter to god to ask for 5000 dollars.

The postal guys felt bad for the guy so they all collected money from the other postal carriers and managed to raise $4300, so they sent it back to the poor israeli guy.. ( from god )

a little while later they recieved another letter to GOD from the poor israeli dude.. and he said " thanks for the $4300 , but next time dont send it through the post office because they are all thieves and stole $700 "

LauraLee · 12-15-2005, 11:50 AM

HaHa, i love it!

p.s. nice sig ; )

BoyAlley · 12-15-2005, 11:50 AM

8 Characters · 12-15-2005, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Last night they did this news bit on CNN about the postal system and people who send letters to GOD.

The postal guys had this story about a poor israeli man that sent a letter to god to ask for 5000 dollars.

The postal guys felt bad for the guy so they all collected money from the other postal carriers and managed to raise $4300, so they sent it back to the poor israeli guy.. ( from god )

a little while later they recieved another letter to GOD from the poor israeli dude.. and he said " thanks for the $4300 , but next time dont send it through the post office because they are all thieves and stole $700 "

Hahahaaahahahahahaaaaaaa

and a bit more

hahahahohohohhihihiheheheheeeeee

that's all. tnx

SmokeyTheBear · 12-15-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 8 Characters

Hahahaaahahahahahaaaaaaa

and a bit more

hahahahohohohhihihiheheheheeeeee

that's all. tnx

i laughed my ass off when i heard it too.

I could just picture some old codger thinking he got stiffed.

darksoul · 12-15-2005, 11:52 AM

hahaha,
I predict theres gonna be a shitload of letters to god from now on

dready · 12-15-2005, 11:53 AM

That's classic

angelro · 12-15-2005, 01:22 PM

hahaha... it was nice if he said "next time send a round sum like 10.000$"

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Doctor Dre · 12-15-2005, 01:24 PM

ROFLMAO !!!
Nice one ... fucking ungratefull guy thought

OMG Jim · 12-15-2005, 01:41 PM

A clean joke? Am I on GFY? Just proves a joke doesn't have to be dirty to be funny!

But if you do have any good dirty ones Let Em' Rip :D

SmokeyTheBear · 12-15-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

ROFLMAO !!!
Nice one ... fucking ungratefull guy though

well he thought it was from god , so why would god leave out $700. he was just thanking god and giving him a tip about the postal service..

SmokeyTheBear · 12-15-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

A clean joke? Am I on GFY? Just proves a joke doesn't have to be dirty to be funny!

But if you do have any good dirty ones Let Em' Rip :D

Q) What do you call a hooker with a runny nose ?

A) Full.

beta-tester · 12-15-2005, 01:44 PM

loL LOL LOL

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Good one man

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seeric · 12-15-2005, 01:46 PM

hahahahha classic.

OMG Jim · 12-15-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Q) What do you call a hooker with a runny nose ?

A) Full.

Sounds like a new Creampie niche

tristan_D · 12-15-2005, 06:22 PM

wasn't there a movie about writing letter to God, that this postal company receives letters to God written by some people.

SilentKnight · 12-15-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

(snip)
but next time dont send it through the post office because they are all thieves and stole $700 "

ROFL!

Too funny.

woj · 12-15-2005, 07:06 PM

Triple 6 · 12-15-2005, 07:50 PM

lol gooood one

SmokeyTheBear · 12-15-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

wasn't there a movie about writing letter to God, that this postal company receives letters to God written by some people.

actually my girlie was just telling me about that movie when i was explaining it to her, sounds interesting if i can find it ..

PixeLs · 12-15-2005, 09:56 PM

I've heard almost the same version before.

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