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SmokeyTheBear 12-15-2005 11:48 AM

Letter to GOD
 
Last night they did this news bit on CNN about the postal system and people who send letters to GOD.

The postal guys had this story about a poor israeli man that sent a letter to god to ask for 5000 dollars.

The postal guys felt bad for the guy so they all collected money from the other postal carriers and managed to raise $4300, so they sent it back to the poor israeli guy.. ( from god )

a little while later they recieved another letter to GOD from the poor israeli dude.. and he said " thanks for the $4300 , but next time dont send it through the post office because they are all thieves and stole $700 "

LauraLee 12-15-2005 11:50 AM

HaHa, i love it!

p.s. nice sig ; )

BoyAlley 12-15-2005 11:50 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

8 Characters 12-15-2005 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Last night they did this news bit on CNN about the postal system and people who send letters to GOD.

The postal guys had this story about a poor israeli man that sent a letter to god to ask for 5000 dollars.

The postal guys felt bad for the guy so they all collected money from the other postal carriers and managed to raise $4300, so they sent it back to the poor israeli guy.. ( from god )

a little while later they recieved another letter to GOD from the poor israeli dude.. and he said " thanks for the $4300 , but next time dont send it through the post office because they are all thieves and stole $700 "

Hahahaaahahahahahaaaaaaa

and a bit more

hahahahohohohhihihiheheheheeeeee

that's all. tnx

SmokeyTheBear 12-15-2005 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8 Characters
Hahahaaahahahahahaaaaaaa

and a bit more

hahahahohohohhihihiheheheheeeeee

that's all. tnx

:1orglaugh i laughed my ass off when i heard it too.

I could just picture some old codger thinking he got stiffed.

darksoul 12-15-2005 11:52 AM

hahaha,
I predict theres gonna be a shitload of letters to god from now on :)

dready 12-15-2005 11:53 AM

That's classic :)

angelro 12-15-2005 01:22 PM

hahaha... it was nice if he said "next time send a round sum like 10.000$" :))

Doctor Dre 12-15-2005 01:24 PM

ROFLMAO !!!
Nice one ... fucking ungratefull guy thought

OMG Jim 12-15-2005 01:41 PM

A clean joke? Am I on GFY? Just proves a joke doesn't have to be dirty to be funny! :thumbsup

But if you do have any good dirty ones Let Em' Rip :D

SmokeyTheBear 12-15-2005 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
ROFLMAO !!!
Nice one ... fucking ungratefull guy though


well he thought it was from god , so why would god leave out $700. he was just thanking god and giving him a tip about the postal service..

SmokeyTheBear 12-15-2005 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim
A clean joke? Am I on GFY? Just proves a joke doesn't have to be dirty to be funny! :thumbsup

But if you do have any good dirty ones Let Em' Rip :D

Q) What do you call a hooker with a runny nose ?

A) Full.

beta-tester 12-15-2005 01:44 PM

loL LOL LOL :))

Good one man :))

seeric 12-15-2005 01:46 PM

hahahahha classic.

OMG Jim 12-15-2005 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Q) What do you call a hooker with a runny nose ?

A) Full.

Sounds like a new Creampie niche :1orglaugh

tristan_D 12-15-2005 06:22 PM

wasn't there a movie about writing letter to God, that this postal company receives letters to God written by some people.

SilentKnight 12-15-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
(snip)
but next time dont send it through the post office because they are all thieves and stole $700 "

ROFL!

Too funny.

woj 12-15-2005 07:06 PM

:1orglaugh

Triple 6 12-15-2005 07:50 PM

lol gooood one

SmokeyTheBear 12-15-2005 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
wasn't there a movie about writing letter to God, that this postal company receives letters to God written by some people.

actually my girlie was just telling me about that movie when i was explaining it to her, sounds interesting if i can find it ..

PixeLs 12-15-2005 09:56 PM

I've heard almost the same version before.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup


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