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Old 12-15-2005, 11:42 AM   #1
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Man Dates Gal On Internet For Six Months -- And It Turns Out She's His Mother!

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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
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By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:43 AM   #2
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:44 AM   #3
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it's not dating if you don't meet the person.

Reporters are either dumb or love the spin
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:50 AM   #4
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ROFL ... worse is that I totally beleive this story. Poor family lol

Proof that man research a woman that's just like his mom
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:52 AM   #5
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I wanna marry a girl, just like my mom!


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Old 12-15-2005, 11:52 AM   #6
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I think i posted this a while ago, it's weird as fuck man.
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:54 AM   #7
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What are the chances heh... I feel for both of them.. lol!
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:55 AM   #8
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lol that would suck!
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Old 12-15-2005, 12:13 PM   #9
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this is soo Freudism in its truest form..
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Old 12-15-2005, 12:25 PM   #10
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That is just wrong. I would also be mega pissed since it appears his Mom was also married to his Dad when the online trist was occuring.
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Old 12-15-2005, 12:29 PM   #11
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i have no comments... what are the chances... ?!
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Old 12-15-2005, 12:34 PM   #12
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hmm. that would be really weird. imagine the nasty shit they said to each other. haha
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Old 12-15-2005, 12:34 PM   #13
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LOL... man just wow.. haha
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Old 12-15-2005, 12:43 PM   #14
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it's not dating if you don't meet the person.

Reporters are either dumb or love the spin

no the people that enguage in it call it dating, thus the term "online dating" has nothing to do with the reporters being dumb, they call it as they are told to call it by the people who do it.
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:49 PM   #15
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now that's the true motherfucker...to some extent.
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:55 PM   #16
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1. why does he make this public?
2. how does it become public, so much that it gets reported everywhere?
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:56 PM   #17
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Yo, that is fucking hilarious~!~~!
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:59 PM   #18
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Funny story, thanks.
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Old 12-15-2005, 07:13 PM   #20
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That is just wrong. I would also be mega pissed since it appears his Mom was also married to his Dad when the online trist was occuring.
That was the first thing I thought! She was going to meet him in person, as if the online romance wasn't bad enough. She's lucky she's still married. And how embarrasing for her poor husband.
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