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BT · 12-14-2005, 07:42 AM

Orphan and Web Hosting Company?

Weblinkhosting.com, a web hosting company in New York is set to do what no hosting company has done before. That is to legally adopt a child under the name of the company. The child will live at the web hosting data center where he will be provided with food, clothing, shelter and love from the owner and employee?s.

-- Weblinkhosting.com, a web hosting company in New York is set to do what no hosting company has done before. That is to legally adopt a child under the name of the company. The child will live at the web hosting data center where he will be provided with food, clothing, shelter and love from the owner and employee?s.

With that he can learn all there is to learn about his new mother, web hosting. Perhaps even work for the company I the later years and become a Linux guru. The process has taken almost 6 months to go through but it looks good so far. Weblinkhosting.com will officially and not to mention legally have a child adopted under the company.

This very controversial step has both positive and negative views among critics. The child will become the logo and slogan of the company when he has become old enough. As for what nationality the child will be and how old that has yet to be determined. The sex of the child will be determined with the flip of a coin.

This news comes almost a half a year later when Weblinkhosting.com had announced free 19? DELL monitors to be given to new signups on a weekly basis.

dissipate · 12-14-2005, 07:48 AM

You're kidding me, right

dissipate · 12-14-2005, 07:51 AM

They don't allow adult though.

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BT · 12-14-2005, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

You're kidding me, right

At least they are helping out a kid with nothing

Pipecrew · 12-14-2005, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BT_TrafficCashGold

At least they are helping out a kid with nothing

The kid will be a complete mess later in life, who are his parents going to be?

pr0 · 12-14-2005, 08:28 AM

"As for what nationality the child will be and how old that has yet to be determined"

Only two choices if you want a baby in america without waiting 5 years

African or Chinese

Spoff · 12-14-2005, 08:32 AM

Damn... this is a joke right?

jimb · 12-14-2005, 08:35 AM

this must be a joke.

Jim

Phoenix · 12-14-2005, 08:38 AM

truman show?

seeric · 12-14-2005, 08:42 AM

i'm confused.

BT · 12-14-2005, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

The kid will be a complete mess later in life, who are his parents going to be?

Probably the tranny who works there... hahaha who knows in this time and age

Sparks · 12-14-2005, 08:49 AM

Seems a bit un-ethical to me. I think an orphan deserves a REAL family. Being raised in a normal family structure and environment would benefit the child a lot more.

Needless to say the child will probably be treated better than if it remained unadopted, but I don't think being raised by employees of a company will be beneficial to the child. I would also question how distracting a child would be in an office environment?

The Duck · 12-14-2005, 08:51 AM

Live at the office? So who watches him at night and stuff.

BT · 12-14-2005, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Live at the office? So who watches him at night and stuff.

Hatian security guards are great Fathers

d00t · 12-14-2005, 08:57 AM

think about it...

the kid will have no problems with money.. will be VERY well educated, especially in computers and internet, will have LOADS of social interaction and an income one day..

I think it's great!

neverlearn · 12-14-2005, 08:57 AM

Cuase rock n roll , to me it makes good good sense...

Dynamix · 12-14-2005, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

truman show?

I bet they hook up a live webcam

Antonio · 12-14-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

"As for what nationality the child will be and how old that has yet to be determined"

Only two choices if you want a baby in america without waiting 5 years

African or Chinese

African - at least $20 000 + at least 6 months screening process, minimum $3 000 income a month and so on...

I can understand the screening process and the minimum income requirement, but "selling'
children for $20 000 while you have NO means to care for them and millions will die if not adopted really pissses me off......

BT · 12-14-2005, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dynamix

I bet they hook up a live webcam

I am sure that is already on the marketing plan

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Sparks Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern CA Posts: 2,466	Seems a bit un-ethical to me. I think an orphan deserves a REAL family. Being raised in a normal family structure and environment would benefit the child a lot more. Needless to say the child will probably be treated better than if it remained unadopted, but I don't think being raised by employees of a company will be beneficial to the child. I would also question how distracting a child would be in an office environment?

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