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BT 12-14-2005 07:42 AM

Web hosting company legally adopt a child for office! Great marketing
 
Orphan and Web Hosting Company?

Weblinkhosting.com, a web hosting company in New York is set to do what no hosting company has done before. That is to legally adopt a child under the name of the company. The child will live at the web hosting data center where he will be provided with food, clothing, shelter and love from the owner and employee?s.

-- Weblinkhosting.com, a web hosting company in New York is set to do what no hosting company has done before. That is to legally adopt a child under the name of the company. The child will live at the web hosting data center where he will be provided with food, clothing, shelter and love from the owner and employee?s.

With that he can learn all there is to learn about his new mother, web hosting. Perhaps even work for the company I the later years and become a Linux guru. The process has taken almost 6 months to go through but it looks good so far. Weblinkhosting.com will officially and not to mention legally have a child adopted under the company.

This very controversial step has both positive and negative views among critics. The child will become the logo and slogan of the company when he has become old enough. As for what nationality the child will be and how old that has yet to be determined. The sex of the child will be determined with the flip of a coin.

This news comes almost a half a year later when Weblinkhosting.com had announced free 19? DELL monitors to be given to new signups on a weekly basis.

dissipate 12-14-2005 07:48 AM

You're kidding me, right

dissipate 12-14-2005 07:51 AM

They don't allow adult though.

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BT 12-14-2005 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate
You're kidding me, right

At least they are helping out a kid with nothing :thumbsup

Pipecrew 12-14-2005 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BT_TrafficCashGold
At least they are helping out a kid with nothing :thumbsup

The kid will be a complete mess later in life, who are his parents going to be?

pr0 12-14-2005 08:28 AM

"As for what nationality the child will be and how old that has yet to be determined"

Only two choices if you want a baby in america without waiting 5 years

African or Chinese

Spoff 12-14-2005 08:32 AM

Damn... this is a joke right?

jimb 12-14-2005 08:35 AM

this must be a joke.

Jim

Phoenix 12-14-2005 08:38 AM

truman show?

seeric 12-14-2005 08:42 AM

i'm confused. :(

BT 12-14-2005 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
The kid will be a complete mess later in life, who are his parents going to be?

Probably the tranny who works there... hahaha who knows in this time and age

Sparks 12-14-2005 08:49 AM

Seems a bit un-ethical to me. I think an orphan deserves a REAL family. Being raised in a normal family structure and environment would benefit the child a lot more.

Needless to say the child will probably be treated better than if it remained unadopted, but I don't think being raised by employees of a company will be beneficial to the child. I would also question how distracting a child would be in an office environment?

The Duck 12-14-2005 08:51 AM

Live at the office? So who watches him at night and stuff.

BT 12-14-2005 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah
Live at the office? So who watches him at night and stuff.

Hatian security guards are great Fathers :winkwink:

d00t 12-14-2005 08:57 AM

think about it...

the kid will have no problems with money.. will be VERY well educated, especially in computers and internet, will have LOADS of social interaction and an income one day..

I think it's great!

neverlearn 12-14-2005 08:57 AM

Cuase rock n roll , to me it makes good good sense...

Dynamix 12-14-2005 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
truman show?

I bet they hook up a live webcam

Antonio 12-14-2005 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0
"As for what nationality the child will be and how old that has yet to be determined"

Only two choices if you want a baby in america without waiting 5 years

African or Chinese

African - at least $20 000 + at least 6 months screening process, minimum $3 000 income a month and so on...

I can understand the screening process and the minimum income requirement, but "selling'
children for $20 000 while you have NO means to care for them and millions will die if not adopted really pissses me off......

BT 12-14-2005 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dynamix
I bet they hook up a live webcam


I am sure that is already on the marketing plan :winkwink:


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