Biff Lesner

The Highlights of the 4th grade group.


1. Regaining power


2. During the course of the year we threw about 30 dodge ball, basket balls, and soccer balls over the fence. This was one of our biggest highlights because we were able to get rid of stuff the the school payed for. We had a system for getting rid of these balls with out getting caught. Taylor would stand near the fence and say im open throw it I would then throw the ball about ten feet over his head into the field beyond the fence. No one was able to get these balls because they were in the farm surrounded by barb-wire.


3. Causing trouble in P.E. and keeping our class from getting a gold star.


In P.E. our P.E. teacher had a reward system using gold stars where if we received a curtain number of gold stars we would get a pizza party. It was also possible to get other stars in P.E. if we were not good enough.


The other stars in this order were:


Silver


Red


Green


Blue


No Star


At the end of a P.E. class period we as a class decided what star we earned. Taylor and I though it would be funny to keep the class from receiving a gold star by raising hell in P.E.


Here is a list of thing we did in P.E. to cause the class to get a lower star:


1. Rephrasing the chant that we had to do every P.E. call.


The original chant was: Stop, Look, and listen, with your eyes ears heart.


We rephrased it to: Stop, Look, and listen, with beer, drugs, and guns.


2. Not preforming stretches correctly.


Before we could do the main activity of P.E. we had to do stretches.


Here is a list of stretches:


Jumping Jacks


Running in place


Calf Stretching


Standing on one Leg


Swim strokes in place


Here is what we did:


Jumping Jacks ( We just did't do them because we did not feel there were necessary)


Running in place( We ran into each other and other people)


Calf Stretching( We would fall over on the ground)


Standing on one Leg( We would just push other people over)


Swim strokes in place( We would do the stroking motion extremely hard and hit people in the head.)


3. Popping the ball.


Taylor though it would be a good idea to stand on a doge ball during P.E and see how many times he could jump on it without falling down. On the second or third time of jumping on the ball it busted open. We then asked for another ball from our P.E. teacher which we received. We took that ball and then used our method to throw it over the fence. We asked for a third ball in which he said to go stand on the wall.


4. Misuse and destruction of the scooters.


The original game with the scooters was to have someone push you to gain speed and then to go through an obstacle course. What we thought would be better was to have one of us push us so hard that we would go too fast and end up knocking down cones obstacles, and hit other scooters. Taylor once thought it would be a good idea to go head on with another person on a scooter and crash into them. He went head on with Ben's scooters causing him to fall off of it, and Taylor jumped off his throwing it eight feet into the air. Taylors scooter then came crashing down. The P.E. teacher ran over towards him and told him to stand on the wall just for that. One time when I was on a scooter I had an idea to take it for a joy ride. I told Cameron to give me one hell of a push so I would take off with alot of speed. He gave me a huge push that allowed me to take off extremely fast. I then made a U turn and went towards the dirt. As I was heading there the P.E. teacher came running after me telling me not to get the scooter in the dirt because it messed up the ball bearings. I was like ahh ok then took the scooter right into the dirt where it kept going for a wile until it came to a halt. The P.E. teacher then told me to go stand on the wall. He then picked up the scooter that was filled with dirt.


5. Citation's in P.E. Twice in one week.


In the month of May on week of my birthday I received a citation on Tuesday in P.E. and then during the next P.E. session on Thursday which was my birthday I received another citation. This major accomplishment of 4th grade and was one of the greatest weeks of my life.


6. The WWF Cards


Around the end of the year Taylor brought some wrestling cards to school, and showed them to a few people during first recess. One of these people was TiTo he showed great intretest in two of these cards The Rocks's card and Stone Colds card. After recess Taylor put his WWF cards back in his backpack. At the end of the day TiTo went over to Taylors backpack picked it up and handed it to him. Taylor thought that this was odd. When Taylor got home he notcied that the Rock and Stone Cold card was gone. It all added up that TiTo must of taken the cards before giving the backpack to taylor. Fastforward 6 years later Taylor is up in his addic going through old shit whne he found his old backpack. He opean it up and found some old dirty muliplcation match paper. Taylor thought he was better then the math paper so he threw it. He then noticed a small pocket in his backpack that he open to see what the fuck was in there and he found The Rock and Stone Cold cards. It all ended up that TiTo never did it.


7 Stupid Fucking Ramped Up Kinder BuDDies


Every Thursday we had to go down to the kindergarden class to help them. The kinder BuDDy that got I stuck with was stupid, black, funny looking, and poor. His name was Damian. Taylors kinder BuDDY was some smart ass whore that thought she was better then him, nad here name might of been Ann.She wanted him to help her but he didn't even bother. When she was doing her work and needed help Taylor would just say " How should I know do it your self you should kow". Finaly on the third week the teacher asked him are you going to help her or not and Taylor said porbley not. After that the teacher just had to help her cause she knew Taylor wasn't goingto do fucking nothing for her. Taylor fucking hated that kindergraden room cause it smelled and it was dirty. After a couple weeks into it we had to go out and collect leves for our kinder BuDDies so they could do some stupid project with them. Taylor was like fuck this and just walk off from his kinder buddy. While I just stuffed some dirt, leves, and some weired barrys that were more then likley posunious in my kinder buddies paper bag. But did we give a fuck HELL NO.


8 Mr. NeLsOn


In 4th we had to have our music class in our regular class room with this one gay music teacher Mr. NeLsOn. He would always talk about birds, and other thing related to music. He would always get us late to lunch becuase he would ramble on about birds, and other crap. One time we got so late to lunch all that was left was these nasty burritos which we did not eat. At one time Taylor and Misty were arguing so Mr. NeLsOn made both of them stand up in front of the class and sing the seagle song. Taylor was fucking pissed off amd ust stod there doing nothing.


9 Cleaning the desk


During the last days of school we had to wash out the desks. Now Taylor cleaned out his desk fisrt so he decied to help clean mine. We thought it would be a good idea to fill the disk with soap and water. We filled that mother fucking desk with a huge amount of soap and water to the point that it was leaking out on the floor. We stuck a whole lot of paper toles in the desk in the desk to try to keep it from leaking but it keept leaking. Finaly the teacher noticed what was happening and we had to sit on the floor while someone else cleaned up the mess we made.


10 The plastic coated fake money fuck cards


There were these coated fake money cards the we received each week depending on how good we were the pervious week. The maxium amount of fake money we could get each week was 15. We got to keep the fake money in our desks in an envolope. Every quarter we got to use our fake money we built up to buy some shiity candy like joilly ranchers. Now TiTo got an idea to use his fake money to pay people to protect him, do his dirty work, and so he could feel like a big man. We wanted to gain a large amount of these fake cards so we could buy alot of cheap fuck at the end of the quarter. Some of the things we had to do when we were working for TiTo was fallow him around, protect him from people who wanted to jump him, and fight people he told us too. Someone told on TiTo for using the cards as a way to make people work for him, and therefore everyone in the class had to turn there cards in. We also had to do a week on the wall for out actions.


These were are major accomplishments of the 4th grade group. At the end of the year there was only three of us left in the group, but were were the major ones. They were:


Robert E. (Thats Me): Fightin mad, and obsessive


Taylor: Fightin mad, and always looked behind his back for attackers.


Terry: Fightin Mad and creepy.


This is our story it was all true and we enjoyed sharing it with you. We were the Power Trip on an Ego Trip and we are The Shit.



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