Biff Lesner

3rd grade and 4th " The Group"


In 3rd grade my friend and I decided to create a groups that would control the 3rd system. During this period we had are highs and low but mostly are lows. We needed a name for this groups these were are first ideas: corporateministry, D-X, NWO Hollywood, The posse, or the group. In the end we called it the group. In 3rd we started out with a small group of only 3 Robert E., Taylor, and Kenny, but we did grow larger later. Our 3rd grade group did not accomplish much, but here are highlights.


1. We attacked and sexually harassed this one girl over the course of the year. Are attacks consisted of daily harassment, attacks of friends of hers which was everyone but us, and verbal abuse.


2. On a cold raining day during lunch recess Misty came up to Taylor and yelled shit. Taylor yelled back at her calling her a guy. Misty came at Taylor and beat him down with the umbrella hitting him three times. Taylor attacked Misty and broke here umbrella in self defense. Misty's umbrella was totally destroyed during this confertation leaving it bent and torn. Taylor remembered he was happy after words because he broke something that her family spent money on.


3. On a cloudy day during first recess Kenny came up with the idea to trash the C hall bathroom. All three of us went in there with the original plan to trash the bathroom. Kenny peed on the bathroom floor, and was caught so we ran off back outside. Kenny's pee was later soaken up with a white powder by the janitor.


4. On a cold sunny winter day during lunch recess we were digging up Ice and throwing it at each other when a girl walked by and a light bulb turned on in our heads. We followed her for a while till the right moment when she was by the concrete wall near C hall entrance. I then picked up a large chunck of ice that I concealed in my coat. I approached her slowly with a smile on face, and then stopped five feet from her. While she was on the ground I pulled out the piece of Ice a threw it at her. The ice hit the ground three inches from her and shattered. She was screaming and afraid. That was one of biggest moments of 3rd grade.


5. On a sunny winter day during third recess we found a large amount of snow that we used to make snowballs out of . We started off throwing them at the brick wall when we noticed there was almost no one in our class room and the window was halfway open. This is when a light bulb come on in our head. We decided to throw a volley of snowball at the halfopen window. We hit the window about five times with large snowballs leaving the window splattered with snow and ice. The carpet inside of the room was also covered in ice. When recess was over we walked into the room and our teacher gave us our citation in which we replied thank you. We then went back to our desk where we sniffed our citations so we could enjoy the pleasant smell of them.


6. On a cold cloudy winter day during lunch recess Taylor and I found a beer bottle next to the fence. I decided it would be a good idea to smash the bottle against the fence. I took that mother fucking bottle and smashed that fucker against the fucking fence. I though I had gotten away with it when I say two kids running towards Mr. Charles who was a duty teacher.They said something to him and pointed in our general direction. Mr. Charles then said come here. I was like fuck this and bolted it.I though that I would be able to out run him, but to my surprise when I turn around he was right behind me catching up fast. I decided not to get run over by Mr. Charles who was fat so it just stopped and gave up. He then wrote me a citation. The next day I had to owe first recess in Libary where I had to fill out some stupid paper about what I did. One of the questions was how do you think the other people feal. I put down I dont know and I dont care. Then the next day I get called down to Mr. Charles room, and says that I cant put down what I did as an answer. I said but thats how I feal. He didn't care and he wanted me to lie about how I felt. So I changed what I wrote and put down I think the other people fell happy for getting me in trouble for something I did not do... Yet I realy did due it just like Bill Cliton.


7. The conflict resolution people A.K.A. Hiss managers


During third grade they developed the "Hiss managers" who were people that would help solve your conflicts with other people. We felt it was necessary to waste there time and insult them for what they were. One time when we were in an argument with another person the Hiss mangers tried to help us resolve our issues. We did not like there kind so we insulted them and called them fuckers. They thought they were better then us because they could solve problems without violence. We were like bring it on bitch and challenged then to a fight, but they just walked off and told regular duty teachers.


8 A Short memory from 3 grade

This one day in Winter at Donor Springs elementry School we had sub. We knew we would have a sub that day so I prepared myself for a good opeaning segment. When we were taken into to the school by the sub I notcied it was a woman so I knew this would be easy. We got into the room put are stuff away and then took are chairs down. I decided that when I was about to take my chair down that I would slam it into my foot and yell. I slamed that chair hard into my foot and yelled DAMMIT has loud as I could. the whole class was shocked by my actions and the sub was speechless.


This was a major moment in my life. I have now shared it with you.


9 The brick square holes


Ok so there were there these square holes in the walls near the entrances to the halls. When we were near C hall entrance there was some fucker there got there red ball stuck in the square whole. I though it would be a good idea to to throw my backpack through square hole and get the ball down. When I threw the backpack it got the ball down, but it got stuck in the hole. The fucker who owned the ball ran off and left me there with nothing to do. So we threw Taloyrs backpack to get mine down which it did. We were fucking pissed at thouse holes cause there was no reason for them.


10 Dirty Tissue in a Desk


Wile were were cleaning out our desks I found this 2 month old dirty, disgusting, tissue that was unsanitary.


The only low of the 3rd grade group was that we almost fell apart as a group, and Kenny left the school. But Keeny will never be forgotten for peeing on the bathroom floor in C hall.


4th Grade


We entered the 4th grade with a new task upon us. The groups was not dead but only we had 2 members, so we needed to recruit more. Over the course of the year we were able to built up a large group. Here was the 4th grade group at it's largest:


Taylor: He was fighting mad was always suspicious of others, and constantly looking behind his back for attackers. He is my best friend, and one of the leaders of the group.


Robert E. This is myself. I was fighting mad, obsessive, and always angry. I was also a leader of the group.


Terry: He was tall he was funny he was creepy and fighting mad. There was also a rumor he had sex with his cat, and he backed it up too.


Franky: He was fat overweight, and stupid. He thought he was funny but he was not. He was not a major member or contributed to the organization like others did.


Jacob: He was one of the worst people we added to the group. He once looked at Taylor while in the bathroom and said "Nice Stuff". We believe he was gay. While in the 4th grade he pissed on him self during lunch recess.We believe he also pissed on himself another time when he came back from the bathroom and was soaking wet.


Robert N: ( Not Robert E who is me): Robert N. was a new kid who came to our class in the middle of the year. He smeared chap stick all over himself and the papers he turned in. He was a creepy little bastard who tried to hump some people later on in the year. He almost over threw the group soon after he joined.( This will be explained further down)


Ryan: He joined our group during the time Robert N. and Jacob joined he was not like them though and hated them. We believe that this kid Ryan played basketball. We know little else about him.


Adam: This kid was creepy and weird. He wanted to be like us but he was too nice of a person and did have "IT". Although he was a member he contributed nothing. We had to give him beat downs a few times but he still liked us.


The Uprising Hostel takeover by Robert N.


Robert N. soon after joining tried to take power of the group by offering stickers to most members, and cigarettes to Taylor.


Members of the uprising were:


Robert N. :Creepy Bastard


Jacob: Sick freak that peed on himself


Ryan: Not much known about him.


We were able to take out the up-risers and regain power. We kicked out Robert N., Jacob, Ryan, and Franky cause Franky was holding us back, and did not have "IT"

Biff Lesner

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