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Biff Lesner · 12-14-2005, 12:49 AM

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a hahahahahaha and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
hahahahahahas.

Why don't sharks eat hahahahahahas?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a hahahahahaha in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do hahahahahahas cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a hahahahahaha from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a hahahahahaha out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the hahahahahaha who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do hahahahahahas stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a hahahahahaha and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't hahahahahahas take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do hahahahahaha kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a hahahahahahas idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't hahahahahaha kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of hahahahahahas?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no hahahahahaha astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What is a hahahahahaha on a bike?
Thief.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What do you call 50 hahahahahahas at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a hahahahahahas life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
hahahahahahas trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do hahahahahahas keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a hahahahahaha?

What is a hahahahahaha?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead hahahahahaha in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into hahahahahahas.

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

A hahahahahaha and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.

A hahahahahaha and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the hahahahahaha had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.

Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.

You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.

How many hahahahahahas does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

What's the difference between a hahahahahaha and a bag of shit?

The bag.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

When does a Black man turn into a hahahahahaha?
As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call a hahahahahaha with a Harvard education?
hahahahahaha.

What do you call a hahahahahaha in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.

There is a hahahahahaha and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.

How long does it take a hahahahahaha bitch to take a shit?
9 months.

Why don't hahahahahaha women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.

Why does Alabama have hahahahahahas and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.

Why are hahahahahahas like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger hahahahahaha hahahahahaha.

How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of hahahahahaha out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a hahahahahaha can't?
Feed a family of four.

Why did the hahahahahaha carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A hahahahahaha dressed for church.

Why do hahahahahahas have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A hahahahahaha and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you get when you cross a hahahahahaha with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for hahahahahahas?
It comes in a spray can.

What's the difference between hahahahahahas and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

Why do hahahahahahas walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

Why do hahahahahahas call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

How do you stop a hahahahahaha from going out?
Pour more gas on him.

Did you hear about the hahahahahaha with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

What do you do if you run over a hahahahahaha?
Reverse.

Why do decent white folks shop at hahahahahaha yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!

Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both hahahahahahas.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both hahahahahahas.

Biff Lesner · 12-14-2005, 12:54 AM

Fuck Damn hahahahahahas

Alex · 12-14-2005, 01:25 AM

Learning how to use "ctr+c" and "ctrl+v" doesnt grant you permission to grant threads.

grumpy · 12-14-2005, 01:27 AM

wow, 16 posts and already made it to my shitlist. Congrats.

tristan_D · 12-14-2005, 01:29 AM

a mexican guy and a black dude are in a car, who's driving?

...A COP!!!

Sergio_AVAcash · 12-14-2005, 01:37 AM

THe last one is funny
hahahahahahas made me bored to read all the jokes

ChewbaCreative · 12-14-2005, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D

a mexican guy and a black dude are in a car, who's driving?

...A COP!!!

hahh, classic

PixeLs · 12-14-2005, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Learning how to use "ctr+c" and "ctrl+v" doesnt grant you permission to grant threads.

You are so rude!

justfreemovies · 12-14-2005, 02:13 AM

lol thats wrong

escorpio · 12-14-2005, 02:15 AM

Those jokes are all too old to be offensive.

Antonio · 12-14-2005, 02:25 AM

gee fuck, did you Ctr+V the whole Internet?

john77 · 12-14-2005, 02:37 AM

old ones, good ones

by the way who are hahahahahaha.....

?

reed_4 · 12-14-2005, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

gee fuck, did you Ctr+V the whole Internet?

hahahahaha

Vitasoy · 12-14-2005, 03:26 AM

Some of those are great, but a lot of bannage words though

xxxjay · 12-14-2005, 03:27 AM

I got a few laughs from this.

emthree · 12-14-2005, 03:38 AM

Were you playing socom 3 earlier?
There were a bunch of white retards telling those same jokes.

reynold · 12-14-2005, 04:41 AM

the hahahahas are not that funny at all.

pornpf69 · 12-14-2005, 07:08 AM

there are some good ones...

12-14-2005, 12:49 AM	#1
Biff Lesner So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 16	Offensive Jokes What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a hahahahahaha and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? hahahahahahas. Why don't sharks eat hahahahahahas? They think it's whale shit. What do you call a hahahahahaha in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why do hahahahahahas cry during sex? The Mace. How do you stop a hahahahahaha from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a hahahahahaha out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the hahahahahaha who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do hahahahahahas stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do you get when you cross a hahahahahaha and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't hahahahahahas take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do hahahahahaha kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a hahahahahahas idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy? A chain of empty retail stores. Why don't hahahahahaha kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What do you call an apartment full of hahahahahahas? A COON-dominium. Why are there no hahahahahaha astronauts? Their lips explode at 50,000 feet. How do you babysit a niglet? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. How do you get him down? Teach him to say "Motherfucker." How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party. Why do jews have big noses? Air is free. What is a hahahahahaha on a bike? Thief. What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line. What do you call 50 hahahahahahas at the bottom of the ocean? Good start. What is the worst 3 years of a hahahahahahas life? First grade. How was break dancing invented? hahahahahahas trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars. Why do hahahahahahas keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk. How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a hahahahahaha? What is a hahahahahaha? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead hahahahahaha in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it. What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?" Why are chimps always frowning? They know in a million years they are going to turn into hahahahahahas. Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball? The harder you hit it the more English you get. How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon? All of them if you put them in the ashtray. A hahahahahaha and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? Who cares. A hahahahahaha and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? The spic, because the hahahahahaha had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall. Why don't spics have barbeques? The beans keep falling through the grill. You hear about the new car made in Israel? Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up. What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder. How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? All of them. How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia? Roll a doughnut down the street. How many hahahahahahas does it take to pave a driveway? One if you spread him real thin. How do you blindfold a chink? Dental floss. How do chinks name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs. What's the difference between a hahahahahaha and a bag of shit? The bag. What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day. When does a Black man turn into a hahahahahaha? As soon as he leaves the room. What do you call a hahahahahaha with a Harvard education? hahahahahaha. What do you call a hahahahahaha in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit? The defendant. There is a hahahahahaha and a spic in a car, who's driving? The cop. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black. How long does it take a hahahahahaha bitch to take a shit? 9 months. Why don't hahahahahaha women wear panties to picnics? To keep the flies off the chicken. Why does Alabama have hahahahahahas and California have earthquakes? California got first pick. Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels? So they can drive handcuffed. Why are hahahahahahas like sperm? Only one in a million actually work. What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms? Niger hahahahahaha hahahahahaha. How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box? Tell them its a raft. Why do police dogs lick their ass? To get the taste of hahahahahaha out of their mouth. What can a pizza do that a hahahahahaha can't? Feed a family of four. Why did the hahahahahaha carry a piece of shit in his wallet? I.D. What is red green yellow orange purple and pink? A hahahahahaha dressed for church. Why do hahahahahahas have flat noses? That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails. Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots? They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending. What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl? A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?" Did you hear about the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check. What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier? A hahahahahaha and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing. What do you get when you cross a hahahahahaha with a gorilla? A dumb gorilla. What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin. Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for hahahahahahas? It comes in a spray can. What's the difference between hahahahahahas and pit-bulls? It's still legal to own a pit-bull. What do you say to a black man in uniform? "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke." Why do hahahahahahas walk the way they do? Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger. What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit? He ate six crocs before they could pull him out. Why do hahahahahahas call white people "honkies"? That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over. How do you stop a hahahahahaha from going out? Pour more gas on him. Did you hear about the hahahahahaha with insomnia? He kept waking up twice a week. What do you do if you run over a hahahahahaha? Reverse. Why do decent white folks shop at hahahahahaha yard sales? To get all their stuff back. Who were the three most famous women in black history? Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker! Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"? You put it on the front of your car. What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common? They're both hahahahahahas. How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read? They're both hahahahahahas.

12-14-2005, 01:25 AM	#3
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12-14-2005, 01:27 AM	#4
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12-14-2005, 01:29 AM	#5
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12-14-2005, 01:37 AM	#6
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12-14-2005, 12:54 AM	#2
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12-14-2005, 02:13 AM	#9
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12-14-2005, 02:15 AM	#10
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12-14-2005, 02:25 AM	#11
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12-14-2005, 02:37 AM	#12
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12-14-2005, 03:26 AM	#14
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12-14-2005, 03:27 AM	#15
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12-14-2005, 03:38 AM	#16
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12-14-2005, 04:41 AM	#17
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12-14-2005, 07:08 AM	#18
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