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Bluewire Ross · 12-13-2005, 09:17 PM

For Women:

1. Anything she needs instead of wants
2. Awful flowers
3. Sports paraphernalia
4. The sparkly stuff
5. A card that you?ve signed in front of her

For Men

1. Clothes for a better version of him
2. The saccharine stuff
3. Kitchen and bath bric-a-brac
4. Self-help anything
5. Elaborate handmade gifts

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Babagirls · 12-13-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

For Women:

1. Anything she needs instead of wants
2. -------------
3. --------------
4. The sparkly stuff
5. A card that you?ve signed in front of her

^^^^^ the boyfriend has given those to me at one point or another

Bluewire Ross · 12-13-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

^^^^^ the boyfriend has given those to me at one point or another

Do you have any "violent" reactions?

Persignup Dustin · 12-13-2005, 09:24 PM

Whatever lord...I'm in to practical gift giving.

The gf needs a microwave, I get her a microwave. She needs a printer, I get her a damn printer.

Babagirls · 12-13-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

Do you have any "violent" reactions?

no but i have denied him sex over it.

Bluewire Ross · 12-13-2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

no but i have denied him sex over it.

That's even worst than a "violent reactions."

BoyAlley · 12-13-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

For Men

1. Clothes for a better version of him
2. The saccharine stuff
3. Kitchen and bath bric-a-brac
4. Self-help anything
5. Elaborate handmade gifts

FYI: This list does not apply to gay men. We have much love for the bric-a-brac!

Bluewire Ross · 12-13-2005, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

FYI: This list does not apply to gay men. We have much love for the bric-a-brac!

NOTED

reynold · 12-13-2005, 09:35 PM

Clothes for a better version of him-- so true here..

Bluewire Ross · 12-13-2005, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Clothes for a better version of him-- so true here..

do you mind?

Redrob · 12-13-2005, 10:01 PM

Don't give her a "Lose that Fat Ass in Seven Days" video...

Don't give her a ring with some other girls initials inside it.

Don't give her a sex toy if you haven't slept with her. (2x loser)

Don't give her kitchen or cleaning supplies.

Marshal · 12-13-2005, 10:08 PM

great tips!

sonofsam · 12-13-2005, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

NOTED

someones about to switch lanes

PimpDaddyPants · 12-13-2005, 10:20 PM

SOCKS i hate lol

Elli · 12-13-2005, 10:24 PM

The former boyfriend almost got me a vacuum for my birthday once. He claimed it was to make me happier, because I didn't like vacuuming with our current one. Then the friends I was with told him to get me the skirt I just finished telling him I wanted or else. ;)

Za Ha · 12-13-2005, 10:56 PM

Gonna get my gf a pair of overpriced jeans and overpriced tiffany's bling bling earings.. as long as it makes her happy and her friends jealous

Bluewire Ross · 12-13-2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Za Ha

Gonna get my gf a pair of overpriced jeans and overpriced tiffany's bling bling earings.. as long as it makes her happy and her friends jealous

great

PixeLs · 12-13-2005, 11:06 PM

I already posted this on my door as early as november..

1. Clothes for a better version of him
2. The saccharine stuff
3. Kitchen and bath bric-a-brac
4. Self-help anything
5. Elaborate handmade gifts

Violetta · 12-13-2005, 11:58 PM

My girl wants diamond rings and bracelets!

Bluewire Ross · 12-14-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

My girl wants diamond rings and bracelets!

Diamonds are girl's best friend!

reynold · 12-14-2005, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

do you mind?

well i just don't want to look stupid with the kind of clothes that I know that doesn't fit me and doesn't look good on me.

webcrawler · 12-14-2005, 12:40 AM

very true indeed.

Biff Lesner · 12-14-2005, 12:42 AM

I ordered Saddam Huessans Christams hits for my wife

Bluewire Ross · 12-14-2005, 12:49 AM

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I ordered Saddam Huessans Christams hits for my wife

christmas hits?

tristan_D · 12-14-2005, 01:31 AM

just go with the safest gift of all...SEX!

Sam Granger · 12-14-2005, 01:48 AM

You forgot socks.

Theo · 12-14-2005, 02:23 AM

For Men

1. books

Ace_luffy · 12-14-2005, 02:32 AM

For men and women anythings comes from the heart is nice gift for me....

reed_4 · 12-14-2005, 03:03 AM

Well, those would be worst if you are not that appreciative.
Anyway the main essence of christmas is giving not recieving.

Trax · 12-14-2005, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ace_luffy

For men and women anythings comes from the heart is nice gift for me....

are you a gay man, too? :Winkwink:

Jennyfer · 12-14-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

no but i have denied him sex over it.

And that is not a violent reaction,

Jennyfer · 12-14-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

Diamonds are girl's best friend!

Not all girl's best friend, i really don't like jewerly or diamonds.

spideriux · 12-14-2005, 02:48 PM

nice list

chaze · 12-14-2005, 02:55 PM

So true, my girlfriend was like I need this.

I was like then that's not what your getting, it has to be something fun personal. Not a better way to toast your bread or whatever.

Bluewire Ross · 12-14-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by reed_4

Well, those would be worst if you are not that appreciative.
Anyway the main essence of christmas is giving not recieving.

I agree with that!But not with the spelling of RECIEVING. It should be RECEIVING.

tranza · 12-14-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Clothes for a better version of him-- so true here..

exactly haha

Bluewire Ross · 12-14-2005, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

exactly haha

why do you think girls love that?

Bluewire Ross · 12-18-2005, 10:43 PM

Everyone did there christmas shopping?

pornguy · 12-18-2005, 10:48 PM

I was working in an office, and everyone was asking me what I was getting my wife that year. I told them that the major gift would be a quisenart. The damn thing was like 400$, and the all told me no, no, she will be so pissed off.

You know what. She freaking loved it, and still uses it.

Bluewire Ross · 12-18-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I was working in an office, and everyone was asking me what I was getting my wife that year. I told them that the major gift would be a quisenart. The damn thing was like 400$, and the all told me no, no, she will be so pissed off.

You know what. She freaking loved it, and still uses it.

good for you!

good for her...merry christmas then

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