Luther Reigns Needs Peas

Part 2



When I woke up the next morning.

I went outside and told Mrs Tribble to wake up

She jumped up and tried to hit me.

I had to tell her to settle down woman

I told her to get in the house and make my breakfast, and that I had the munchies

I went to the bedroom and cleaned the jizz off the window

I then sat down ate and discussed what happened the previous day

I asked Mrs Tribble what we would say if anyone asked where we were

She said she didn?t remember because she got hit in the head to much, but she wanted to tell the truth

I told her I saw one of the things and it jizzed on me. The one that didn?t talk hit it and it crapped itself

I then pointed to the jizz stain and said I was keeping it for evidence

Mrs Tribble said we can tell the story to the class today

I then say if we tell to them the MIB?s won?t be able to take us out, because they know if we disappeared it would be suspicious

Instead of reading the My Teachers an alien we will tell them about the real aliens and the government

Nothing happened until about 6 pm and then I hear a helicopter

So I went outside and it was a black military helicopters hovering around my house

So I got pissed off and gave it the finger

About a minute later Mrs Tribble comes out with a tire iron

She tries to throw it at the helicopter yelling get away from my fucking property

After about 7 minutes the helicopter flew off to the North East

Nothing else happened that night but I got to jizz again but not on the window




The next day we headed off to school

When the kids came in, I got my chair and sat next to the card system and stared at the kids

I heard this one kid talking about Stone Cold Steve Austin winning the title and I told him wrestling was trash

The kids looked at me and gave me a dirty look

I sit their eating an apple and cutting it up with my knife

Then it was first recess

I get up and start digging threw the desk of the kid that gave me the dirty look

I then pulled out my knife and started carving the desk, so he would get in trouble

The bell rang and Mrs Tribble went out and got the class

As soon as we got back Mrs Tribble was yelling at the kid that gave me the dirty look and another troubled kid for getting in a fight with a girl that they always went after.

She told the one that gave me the dirt look to move his card to yellow and told the other to move his to red and gave him a citation

He sat down and started sniffing it

Not much more happened except the kid that gave me the dirty look was beating on his desk

Then it was lunch and we went to the cafeteria

I forgot to bring lunch so I went down to the cafeteria and tried to steel kid?s food

I started taking French toast from the kid that gave me the dirty look

He asked me what I was doing I said im eating boy. While a kid was turned I stole his lunch box and ran back to the classroom

I then ate the food I stole

Then a juice box started giving me problems so I stabbed it with my knife and consumed its contents

The lunch bell rang and it was time to tell these young fucks about the aliens and government

When they came back in Mrs Tribble started yelling at the two kids again and they had to go moved their cards and they achieved double red

I told the kids we weren?t reading and I told them we were gonna tell them a true story that happened to us the other night

So I started

While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window
I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window
I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops
They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield
The big hahahahahaha one grabs me and handcuffs me
Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
Then I got violent and banged my head on the window





Then the door of the class room busted open and the MIB?s were back

The one that didn?t talk pulled out his black object

The one that talked said you can?t be telling these people what happened even though it didn?t happen you can?t tell them what didn?t happen

Mrs Tribble picked up the electric pencil sharpener and threw it at the one that talked

And the other one knocked her out cold with the black object

Then Mr. Ernst busted in yelling what the hell is going on in here

Then the MIB said you need to leave now and closed the door

He pulled the sack out again and I said Im not getting it that again it?s stained

Then they put me in the sack

I started pissing in it

One of the kids said that thing smells

I started to yell I pissed my sack I pissed my sack

The MIB that talked handed out documents and made the kids sign them.

The kid that gave me the dirty look raised his hand and said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high

The MIB says Sign it and he said were taking your teachers away but were not actually taking them away and there here

They then start dragging us down the hallways

They take us to the teachers parking lot, and puts Mrs Tribble in the back seat and me in the trunk

The car began to move



To Be Continued?

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