Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 12-12-2005, 02:13 AM   #1
chaze
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 9,752
's the painful thing that has happened to you?

I was just thinking about my motorcylce reck.

Broke both rists dislocated (permantly my shoulder) and a severe concusion.

Drove off a over 50 foot cliff when i missed a corner by the way. The worst was getting pulled back up the mountain by a pully on a rope since we where off road in the middle of no where.
chaze is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 02:15 AM   #2
quiet
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Fernie, BC
Posts: 25,115
pumonary embolism i had after breaking my ankle last year. was in a hospital for a month, and had to sleep sitting up for 2 months. worst pain ever, high as a kite on morphine for a large chunk of it.
__________________
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
quiet is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 02:22 AM   #3
censored
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 47
I sympathize with you..
Any pics? =)
censored is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 02:26 AM   #4
ytcracker
stc is the greatest
 
ytcracker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: rip sean murray
Posts: 12,403
heartbreaks hurt the worst

i would endure one million broken bones to avoid a broken heart
__________________
www.ytcracker.com | www.digitalgangster.com
i love you
ytcracker is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 02:27 AM   #5
Evil Doer
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: ICQ: 251-911-362
Posts: 915
ripped both shoulders out of the socket and broke my arm in multiple places
__________________
see sig above mine
Evil Doer is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:04 AM   #6
Violetta
Affiliate
 
Violetta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 28,735
Was hit by a car going 100KM/H... I sat in a car that almost stood still. Fuck it was bad. Didnt break anything, but couldn't move for days!
__________________
M&A Queen
Violetta is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:10 AM   #7
Fucksakes
Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
 
Fucksakes's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,567
Quote:
Originally Posted by ytcracker
heartbreaks hurt the worst

i would endure one million broken bones to avoid a broken heart
i agree .
Fucksakes is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:13 AM   #8
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
best designer on GFY
 
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384
Posts: 30,307
Quote:
Originally Posted by ytcracker
heartbreaks hurt the worst

i would endure one million broken bones to avoid a broken heart

Umm...







































I dunno why but that was hilarious.
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:29 AM   #9
reed_4
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,640
I also want to agree that heart break hurts the most.
I already experienced it 3 months ago when I learned that my gf left me and cameback to his ex.
__________________
reed_4 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:31 AM   #10
PixeLs
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 11,922
Quote:
Originally Posted by ytcracker
heartbreaks hurt the worst

i would endure one million broken bones to avoid a broken heart
"Love" might kill you someday..
PixeLs is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:34 AM   #11
studiocritic
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Irvine, CA
Posts: 2,442
Quote:
Originally Posted by reed_4
I also want to agree that heart break hurts the most.
I already experienced it 3 months ago when I learned that my gf left me and cameback to his ex .
emphasis mine.. perhaps there were bigger problems at hand.
__________________
254342256
studiocritic is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 11:24 AM   #12
laloco
Registered User
 
laloco's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Newcastle, England
Posts: 37
getting a blowjob and when I was about to cum i got cramp in my leg - My instinct was to jump up and her tooth whent down my japs eye - to say it smarted a little is a damn understatement
laloco is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 11:34 AM   #13
psili
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Loveland, CO
Posts: 5,526
Had a rapid pallet expander in the top of my mouth for a year in high school. Every night my mom had to insert a key into it and crank it, which would slightly break the bone in the top of my mouth to create more space for my teeth.

I can still hear the sound of it when I think about it.
__________________
Your post count means nothing.
psili is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 12:01 PM   #14
eguy
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Manchester, UK
Posts: 69
Quote:
Originally Posted by psili
Had a rapid pallet expander in the top of my mouth for a year in high school. Every night my mom had to insert a key into it and crank it, which would slightly break the bone in the top of my mouth to create more space for my teeth.

I can still hear the sound of it when I think about it.

ewwww thats bad!
eguy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 12:18 PM   #15
The Heron
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,488
Pain's never been a real problem, dislocated shoulders while painful healed. Almost dieing and knowing it's only a matter of time is way more of a mind fuck for me now.
The Heron is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 12:21 PM   #16
Gnat69
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 706
Quote:
Originally Posted by ytcracker
heartbreaks hurt the worst

i would endure one million broken bones to avoid a broken heart
I agree with this one too......
__________________
[email protected]
ICQ# 275-350-904
Skype - Gnat69
Gnat69 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 12:36 PM   #17
Nookster
Confirmed IT Professional
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hollywood, CA
Posts: 3,744
I've been shot with a .45, stabbed in the arm, loads of other crap has happened to me. But, the most painful thing that's ever happened to me was...
I was playing tennis for the first time with friends, and I totally dislocated my right arm. It was just hanging from the muscles. Had to go to the hospital to get it shoved back in place. That was the worst 6 hours of my life...next to the 2 days I was in the hospital for being shot.
Nookster is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 12:37 PM   #18
Nookster
Confirmed IT Professional
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hollywood, CA
Posts: 3,744
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnat69
I agree with this one too......
But, then again I totally agree with this one. I'de go through all that again instead of being heartbroken for years.
Nookster is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 12:38 PM   #19
baddog
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
physical or emotional?
baddog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 12:41 PM   #20
Deepai
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle, WA.
Posts: 1,583
Quote:
Originally Posted by psili
Had a rapid pallet expander in the top of my mouth for a year in high school. Every night my mom had to insert a key into it and crank it, which would slightly break the bone in the top of my mouth to create more space for my teeth.

I can still hear the sound of it when I think about it.
gawd damn doggy.... how old are you?? are they still doing this??
__________________
SOULCASH
BULLFIGHTER THE BAND
Deepai is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 01:00 PM   #21
amalia
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: athens
Posts: 24
what costs a fall from a bike

i had a fall from my bike with 4-5 scratches on my right side after in stood up i felt my heart biting strong and dizzyness.i continued to ride for 2-3 hours and after 5 hours i started to vomit and lost my orientation my pupils were diluted i felt fatigue and i was ready to fall down.i had a sour taste in my throat.
i went to the hospital i staid one night and the next morning i felt normal.
the conclusion was infection.
this story costed 450 euro
what could be?
amalia is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 01:40 PM   #22
CherryLipsRosa
Confirmed User
 
CherryLipsRosa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 3,603
i would say my gastric operation, it was painful afterwards
__________________
Rosalia M.
ICQ.12150439
Skype. cherrylipsrosa
CherryLipsRosa is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 01:43 PM   #23
MetaMan
I AM WEB 2.0
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 28,682
paying taxes and it going to a province full of losers in quebec.
MetaMan is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 01:45 PM   #24
gangbangjoe
Ronin
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
Posts: 17,693
cut my finger with the bread cutting machine....
bleeded like a pig
__________________

NichePay - $30 on all trials - Killer Ratios
..................................................
Female Ejaculation - Hairy - Shemale
Puffy Nipples - Huge Clits - And More!
..................................................
gangbangjoe is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 01:50 PM   #25
WiredGuy
Pounding Googlebot
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 34,482
Fracturing my spine, wasn't able to walk for nearly 3 months. Actually, I was on so much drugs that I didn't really remember the pain, but the rehab afterwards of not using your legs in so long was pretty bad too.
WG
__________________
I play with Google.
WiredGuy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 02:27 PM   #26
chaze
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 9,752
Holy shit, I just read some of the most painfull shit I have ever heard.

Damn
chaze is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 02:58 PM   #27
J-$
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 2,090
Those who say they'd rather suffer a million broken bones over a broken heart either don't know what they're talking about or never experienced real pain
__________________
J-$ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:19 PM   #28
SilentKnight
Megan Fox's fluffer
 
SilentKnight's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: shooting pool in Elysium
Posts: 24,818
29 dental extractions in a 2-hour operation.

Wakin' up after the anaesthetic was.....interesting.

Last edited by SilentKnight; 12-12-2005 at 03:21 PM.. Reason: all thumbs
SilentKnight is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:34 PM   #29
psili
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Loveland, CO
Posts: 5,526
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepai
gawd damn doggy.... how old are you?? are they still doing this??
It was like 15 years ago in San Mateo, CA. Don't know if they still use this method, but it sucked.
__________________
Your post count means nothing.
psili is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:43 PM   #30
Vitasoy
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
Being heart broken.. I never want to go through that again
__________________


[email protected]
Vitasoy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 03:53 PM   #31
hova
Traffillionaire
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: ICQ:209371571
Posts: 22,430
I had a lot of painful shit happen to me. One of the worst was my motorcycle accident, I crashed against a car and flew about 50 meters and landed in another car. I had a pieces of glasses in my leg, arms and head. And my leg was broken in 7 places, but everything healed perfectly
__________________
http://traffillions.com/

Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic
hova is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 04:07 PM   #32
Antonio
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Antonio's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
Posts: 14,136
Quote:
Originally Posted by hova
I had a lot of painful shit happen to me. One of the worst was my motorcycle accident, I crashed against a car and flew about 50 meters and landed in another car. I had a pieces of glasses in my leg, arms and head. And my leg was broken in 7 places, but everything healed perfectly
50 meters? don't think so, was it a typo?
Antonio is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 04:14 PM   #33
polle54
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Beach
Posts: 4,626
when I was 16 I drove my scooter right into a swinging car with 70km/h that sis me some serious damage.
__________________
ICQ# 143561781
polle54 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 04:17 PM   #34
Abithefiend
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Jim's my daddy
Posts: 756
Getting the tattoo done on my back..hurt like a bastard.
Abithefiend is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 04:22 PM   #35
JD
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 22,651
Quote:
Originally Posted by studiocritic
emphasis mine.. perhaps there were bigger problems at hand.
HAHahHHAhhahhhahHAHAhaa
JD is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 04:57 PM   #36
LittleMack
www.pornkings.com
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Florida Baby!!
Posts: 4,645
Quote:
Originally Posted by psili
Had a rapid pallet expander in the top of my mouth for a year in high school. Every night my mom had to insert a key into it and crank it, which would slightly break the bone in the top of my mouth to create more space for my teeth.

I can still hear the sound of it when I think about it.

Jesus, I got mad chills reading this.
__________________
[email protected]
LittleMack is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 05:18 PM   #37
Gerco
Confirmed User
 
Gerco's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,052
stepped on a broken bottle underwater while swimming in a local lake. Bunch of the glass ended up inside my foot. Had to goto emergancy room where they held me down with 4 people and a doctor used this rounded off scissor like thing to go in a dig each piece out... Since it was my foot they could not use and numbing or pain killers... Then they sewed up the hole without anastedic...
Gerco is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 05:23 PM   #38
Bluewire Ross
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,169
injured my back during a work out at the gym...that really hurts!
Bluewire Ross is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 05:55 PM   #39
nico-t
emperor of my world
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
Posts: 29,903
very long time ago i had this fight with my bro and i got a rock thrown with a huge speed against my eye.. christ that shit hurt big time!
nico-t is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 06:18 PM   #40
Yngwie
I am an Alien from space
 
Yngwie's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 11,118
having a spray paint can explode in my face
__________________
ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca
Yngwie is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 06:20 PM   #41
je_rome
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 6,846
back in the 80s when back To The future was so popular, I did a Michael J Fox stunt by hanging on a moving truck on a skateboard. the truck made a huge swerved and I was throw over the gutter. the ending...16 stitches.
je_rome is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 06:31 PM   #42
spacedog
Yes that IS me. Bitch.
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 14,149
this happened to somebody I used to know when I was in high school.

This kid carl was fucking this girl on a dirty used mattress that was on the ground in one of the levels in a parking garage. Anyway, he fell out & when he thrust to go back in, he missed & his dick went into a broken bottle that was inside this raggy old matress in between the rusty springs & slit his cock lengthwise, split it into two halves
spacedog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2005, 08:13 PM   #43
Marshal
Biz Dev and SEO
 
Marshal's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 15,180
this was really painful!
__________________
---
Busy ranking websites on Google...
Marshal is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.