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's the painful thing that has happened to you?
I was just thinking about my motorcylce reck.
Broke both rists dislocated (permantly my shoulder) and a severe concusion. Drove off a over 50 foot cliff when i missed a corner by the way. The worst was getting pulled back up the mountain by a pully on a rope since we where off road in the middle of no where. ![]() |
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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pumonary embolism i had after breaking my ankle last year. was in a hospital for a month, and had to sleep sitting up for 2 months. worst pain ever, high as a kite on morphine for a large chunk of it.
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I sympathize with you..
Any pics? =)
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stc is the greatest
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heartbreaks hurt the worst
i would endure one million broken bones to avoid a broken heart |
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ripped both shoulders out of the socket and broke my arm in multiple places
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Was hit by a car going 100KM/H... I sat in a car that almost stood still. Fuck it was bad. Didnt break anything, but couldn't move for days!
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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I also want to agree that heart break hurts the most.
I already experienced it 3 months ago when I learned that my gf left me and cameback to his ex. ![]()
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getting a blowjob and when I was about to cum i got cramp in my leg - My instinct was to jump up and her tooth whent down my japs eye - to say it smarted a little is a damn understatement
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Had a rapid pallet expander in the top of my mouth for a year in high school. Every night my mom had to insert a key into it and crank it, which would slightly break the bone in the top of my mouth to create more space for my teeth.
I can still hear the sound of it when I think about it.
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Pain's never been a real problem, dislocated shoulders while painful healed. Almost dieing and knowing it's only a matter of time is way more of a mind fuck for me now.
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I've been shot with a .45, stabbed in the arm, loads of other crap has happened to me. But, the most painful thing that's ever happened to me was...
I was playing tennis for the first time with friends, and I totally dislocated my right arm. It was just hanging from the muscles. Had to go to the hospital to get it shoved back in place. That was the worst 6 hours of my life...next to the 2 days I was in the hospital for being shot.
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physical or emotional?
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what costs a fall from a bike
i had a fall from my bike with 4-5 scratches on my right side after in stood up i felt my heart biting strong and dizzyness.i continued to ride for 2-3 hours and after 5 hours i started to vomit and lost my orientation my pupils were diluted i felt fatigue and i was ready to fall down.i had a sour taste in my throat.
i went to the hospital i staid one night and the next morning i felt normal. the conclusion was infection. this story costed 450 euro what could be? |
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i would say my gastric operation, it was painful afterwards
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I AM WEB 2.0
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paying taxes and it going to a province full of losers in quebec.
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cut my finger with the bread cutting machine....
bleeded like a pig
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Fracturing my spine, wasn't able to walk for nearly 3 months. Actually, I was on so much drugs that I didn't really remember the pain, but the rehab afterwards of not using your legs in so long was pretty bad too.
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Holy shit, I just read some of the most painfull shit I have ever heard.
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Those who say they'd rather suffer a million broken bones over a broken heart either don't know what they're talking about or never experienced real pain
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29 dental extractions in a 2-hour operation.
Wakin' up after the anaesthetic was.....interesting. |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Being heart broken.. I never want to go through that again
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I had a lot of painful shit happen to me. One of the worst was my motorcycle accident, I crashed against a car and flew about 50 meters and landed in another car. I had a pieces of glasses in my leg, arms and head. And my leg was broken in 7 places, but everything healed perfectly
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when I was 16 I drove my scooter right into a swinging car with 70km/h that sis me some serious damage.
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Getting the tattoo done on my back..hurt like a bastard.
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stepped on a broken bottle underwater while swimming in a local lake. Bunch of the glass ended up inside my foot. Had to goto emergancy room where they held me down with 4 people and a doctor used this rounded off scissor like thing to go in a dig each piece out... Since it was my foot they could not use and numbing or pain killers... Then they sewed up the hole without anastedic...
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injured my back during a work out at the gym...that really hurts!
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very long time ago i had this fight with my bro and i got a rock thrown with a huge speed against my eye.. christ that shit hurt big time!
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having a spray paint can explode in my face
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back in the 80s when back To The future was so popular, I did a Michael J Fox stunt by hanging on a moving truck on a skateboard. the truck made a huge swerved and I was throw over the gutter. the ending...16 stitches.
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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this happened to somebody I used to know when I was in high school.
This kid carl was fucking this girl on a dirty used mattress that was on the ground in one of the levels in a parking garage. Anyway, he fell out & when he thrust to go back in, he missed & his dick went into a broken bottle that was inside this raggy old matress in between the rusty springs & slit his cock lengthwise, split it into two halves |
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this was really painful!
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