HAHAHA BUSH NOW KNOWS THE "Voice Of God" WAS CHENEY ON THE INTERCOM. - GoFuckYourself.com

chshkt · 12-12-2005, 06:17 PM

HOTTEST STORY ON THE NEWS WIRE.

BUSH NOW KNOWS THE "Voice Of God" WAS CHENEY ON THE INTERCOM.

December 7, 2005

WASHINGTON, DC?Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice the president believed to be that of God.

While journalists and presidential historians had long noted Bush's deep faith and Cheney's powerful influence in the White House, few had drawn a direct correlation between the two until Tuesday, when transcripts of meetings that took place in March and April of 2002 became available.

In a transcript of an intercom exchange recorded in March 2002, a voice positively identified as the vice president's identifies himself as "the Lord thy God" and promotes the invasion of Iraq, as well as the use of torture in prisoner interrogations.

A close examination of Bush's public statements and Secret Service time logs tracking the vice president reveals a consistent pattern, one which links Bush's belief that he had received word from God with Cheney's use of the White House's telephone-based intercom system.

Officials privately acknowledged that there is reason to believe that the vice president, as God, urged Bush to sign legislation benefiting oil companies in 2005.

"There's a lot of religious zeal in the West Wing," said a former White House staffer who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "It's possible that the vice president has taken advantage of that to fast-track certain administration objectives."

An ex-Treasury Department official and longtime friend of Cheney was asked to comment on the vice president's possible subterfuge. "I don't know. I certainly don't think it's something [Cheney] planned," he said. "I do know that Mr. Bush was unfamiliar with a phone-based intercom, and I suppose it is possible that Dick took advantage of that."

A highly placed NSA official who has reviewed the information released Tuesday said Cheney masked his clipped monotone, employing a deeper, booming voice.

Said the NSA source: "It sounded as though the speaker, who identified himself as God, stood away from the intercom to create an echo effect."

On Capitol Hill, sources are expressing surprise that Cheney, a vice president with more influence than any other in U.S. history, would have resorted to such deception.

"The vice president has a lot of sway in this administration," said a former White House aide. "But perhaps when President Bush was particularly resolute and resistant to mortal persuasion, the vice president chose to quickly resolve disputes in his favor with a half-decent God impression."

For many, the revelation explains Bush's confusion in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

"I was very surprised by the president's slow response in New Orleans," political commentator Bill Kristol said. "The president told me that he was praying every day in his office, but had received no reply. I had no idea what he meant, but of course, it all makes sense now."

At the time of Katrina, Cheney was on a fly-fishing trip, from which he returned on Sept. 1.

According to highly placed White House sources, Bush's senior advisers are trying to shield the president from the news. Aides are concerned that too harsh an awakening might shake Bush's faith, which has been a central part of his life for nearly 20 years.

"It's hard to tell the leader of the free world that he has been the butt of an elaborate and long-term ruse," a former staffer said. "Maybe it would be easier to take if it came from Cheney's God voice."

Alex · 12-12-2005, 06:19 PM

IF you are going to copy and paste, always post source.

Othewise, no one gives a shit what your thrid grade history teacher has to say.

Libertine · 12-12-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

IF you are going to copy and paste, always post source.

Othewise, no one gives a shit what your thrid grade history teacher has to say.

The source is clear from the article: The Onion.

directfiesta · 12-12-2005, 06:21 PM

lol...
It's funny ... but doubtfully true...

Bush is an idiot, but not to that point ... or his he ????

JD · 12-12-2005, 06:22 PM

i call bullshit. he's a dumb bastard but c'mon....

Alex · 12-12-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

i call bullshit. he's a dumb bastard but c'mon....

You call Bullshit??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DamageX · 12-12-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

The source is clear from the article: The Onion.

Must be, not even Bush can be THAT fucking stupid. :D

EDIT: link

Violetta · 12-12-2005, 06:27 PM

thats a fairytale!

pornguy · 12-12-2005, 06:32 PM

I would believe that he is that stupid, and if this is true, then I think that he should be removed from office effective yeaterday.

MaDalton · 12-12-2005, 06:37 PM

sounds legit to me

chshkt · 12-12-2005, 06:37 PM

It's all over the internet
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...heney+intercom

this is too funny and too sad
bush deserves the people to intrude in the white house and to beat the fuck out of him...

the village idiot is just a compliment for such a jerk

chshkt · 12-12-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

IF you are going to copy and paste, always post source.

Othewise, no one gives a shit what your thrid grade history teacher has to say.

well i guess the webmasters here can use google to see for themselves how many sites have this article published already

Libertine · 12-12-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chshkt

well i guess the webmasters here can use google to see for themselves how many sites have this article published already

Having read previous threads of yours, I actually have the suspicion that you honestly believe this article to be real instead of a parody.

DamageX · 12-12-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Having read previous threads of yours, I actually have the suspicion that you honestly believe this article to be real instead of a parody.

I'm starting to get the same feeling.

chshkt · 12-12-2005, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Having read previous threads of yours, I actually have the suspicion that you honestly believe this article to be real instead of a parody.

i just believe that your president is that stupid and it's the last man who deserves to be on that place and that you're doing nothing to stop him
i know the onion is for parody and satire

Libertine · 12-12-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by chshkt

i just believe that your president is that stupid and it's the last man who deserves to be on that place and that you're doing nothing to stop him
i know the onion is for parody and satire

My president? I don't have a president. I have a queen, and a prime minister.

As for Bush being stupid... one of the main reasons he's been so successful electorally is that he has gone for a "common guy" image, which has both persuaded people to vote for him because they felt he was "one of them", and has gotten most of the left to underestimate him - with rather fatal results.

chshkt · 12-12-2005, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

My president? I don't have a president. I have a queen, and a prime minister.

As for Bush being stupid... one of the main reasons he's been so successful electorally is that he has gone for a "common guy" image, which has both persuaded people to vote for him because they felt he was "one of them", and has gotten most of the left to underestimate him - with rather fatal results.

or because he bought the elections twice!
if so irresponsible and totally disconnected from reality son of a ex-president, war-monger and billionaire is a "common guy" image, what would be "uncommon guy" image? not-brainwashed american?
and your prime minister and the queen are bigger criminals than Bush and the reason that the world population are so poor
http://www.mininova.org/tor/42889

Libertine · 12-12-2005, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by chshkt

or because he bought the elections twice!
if so irresponsible and totally disconnected from reality son of a ex-president, war-monger and billionaire is a "common guy" image, what would be "uncommon guy" image? not-brainwashed american?
and your prime minister and the queen are bigger criminals than Bush and the reason that the world population are so poor
http://www.mininova.org/tor/42889

Sorry to say it, but you are a fucking idiot. There's really no arguing about it. The one disconnected from reality is you, not Bush.

Oh, and you're talking about the wrong queen and prime minister. Although I doubt the ones you are talking about are part of the Illuminati either.

Doctor Dre · 12-12-2005, 07:35 PM

As usual... your sources are so reliable ... it's a fucking comedy you post on there

chshkt · 12-12-2005, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Sorry to say it, but you are a fucking idiot. There's really no arguing about it. The one disconnected from reality is you, not Bush.

Oh, and you're talking about the wrong queen and prime minister. Although I doubt the ones you are talking about are part of the Illuminati either.

Thank you for the kind words. It's understandable, since you have no clue for what i'm talking about.
And sure you'll doubt about that since you believe only on a media sources that are owned by them.
We'll talk about it after the secret is being released on 02/15.
Watch the new documentary "The Illuminati" meanwhile.

Marshal · 12-12-2005, 07:46 PM

bush is very interesting guy! :D LOL!

Libertine · 12-12-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chshkt

Thank you for the kind words. It's understandable, since you have no clue for what i'm talking about.
And sure you'll doubt about that since you believe only on a media sources that are owned by them.
We'll talk about it after the secret is being released on 02/15.
Watch the new documentary "The Illuminati" meanwhile.

Why don't you focus on reality instead of empty speculation?

This is real, and much more interesting than crazy ideas about secret societies:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/

Doctor Dre · 12-12-2005, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chshkt

Thank you for the kind words. It's understandable, since you have no clue for what i'm talking about.
And sure you'll doubt about that since you believe only on a media sources that are owned by them.
We'll talk about it after the secret is being released on 02/15.
Watch the new documentary "The Illuminati" meanwhile.

Dude you're soooooooooooooooo fucking lost ... please shoot yourself or get checked for a brain tumor...

Or maybe shave your back, you might find enough wool to make yourself a coat, sheep.

uno · 12-12-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chshkt

Thank you for the kind words. It's understandable, since you have no clue for what i'm talking about.
And sure you'll doubt about that since you believe only on a media sources that are owned by them.
We'll talk about it after the secret is being released on 02/15.
Watch the new documentary "The Illuminati" meanwhile.

12-12-2005, 06:17 PM	#1
chshkt Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,500	HAHAHA BUSH NOW KNOWS THE "Voice Of God" WAS CHENEY ON THE INTERCOM. HOTTEST STORY ON THE NEWS WIRE. BUSH NOW KNOWS THE "Voice Of God" WAS CHENEY ON THE INTERCOM. December 7, 2005 WASHINGTON, DC?Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice the president believed to be that of God. While journalists and presidential historians had long noted Bush's deep faith and Cheney's powerful influence in the White House, few had drawn a direct correlation between the two until Tuesday, when transcripts of meetings that took place in March and April of 2002 became available. In a transcript of an intercom exchange recorded in March 2002, a voice positively identified as the vice president's identifies himself as "the Lord thy God" and promotes the invasion of Iraq, as well as the use of torture in prisoner interrogations. A close examination of Bush's public statements and Secret Service time logs tracking the vice president reveals a consistent pattern, one which links Bush's belief that he had received word from God with Cheney's use of the White House's telephone-based intercom system. Officials privately acknowledged that there is reason to believe that the vice president, as God, urged Bush to sign legislation benefiting oil companies in 2005. "There's a lot of religious zeal in the West Wing," said a former White House staffer who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "It's possible that the vice president has taken advantage of that to fast-track certain administration objectives." An ex-Treasury Department official and longtime friend of Cheney was asked to comment on the vice president's possible subterfuge. "I don't know. I certainly don't think it's something [Cheney] planned," he said. "I do know that Mr. Bush was unfamiliar with a phone-based intercom, and I suppose it is possible that Dick took advantage of that." A highly placed NSA official who has reviewed the information released Tuesday said Cheney masked his clipped monotone, employing a deeper, booming voice. Said the NSA source: "It sounded as though the speaker, who identified himself as God, stood away from the intercom to create an echo effect." On Capitol Hill, sources are expressing surprise that Cheney, a vice president with more influence than any other in U.S. history, would have resorted to such deception. "The vice president has a lot of sway in this administration," said a former White House aide. "But perhaps when President Bush was particularly resolute and resistant to mortal persuasion, the vice president chose to quickly resolve disputes in his favor with a half-decent God impression." For many, the revelation explains Bush's confusion in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. "I was very surprised by the president's slow response in New Orleans," political commentator Bill Kristol said. "The president told me that he was praying every day in his office, but had received no reply. I had no idea what he meant, but of course, it all makes sense now." At the time of Katrina, Cheney was on a fly-fishing trip, from which he returned on Sept. 1. According to highly placed White House sources, Bush's senior advisers are trying to shield the president from the news. Aides are concerned that too harsh an awakening might shake Bush's faith, which has been a central part of his life for nearly 20 years. "It's hard to tell the leader of the free world that he has been the butt of an elaborate and long-term ruse," a former staffer said. "Maybe it would be easier to take if it came from Cheney's God voice." __________________ Start An Online Business, FREE!

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