I've decided to quit working for me - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 12-06-2005, 08:35 PM

I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up.

I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead.

So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure!

Steve Lightspeed

/end sarcasm

nofx · 12-06-2005, 08:35 PM

outsource yourself

Ramos · 12-06-2005, 08:36 PM

sig spot...wait..no sig

Spunky · 12-06-2005, 08:37 PM

Time for a vacation..you sound stressed

mrthumbs · 12-06-2005, 08:37 PM

you narcissistic freak

SteveLightspeed · 12-06-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

you narcissistic freak

I'm not narcissistic, I'm Lightspeedistic!

JFK · 12-06-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

sig spot...wait..no sig

here I'll help you out

FlogTheLog · 12-06-2005, 08:38 PM

3rd person threads are cool, take a hilday mate.

Tempest · 12-06-2005, 08:40 PM

It's actually soooooo true.. I always treated employees waaaayyyy better than I actually treated myself..

munki · 12-06-2005, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up.

I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead.

So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure!

Steve Lightspeed

/end sarcasm

Better watch how you treat you. With all the lawsuits these days you'll end up suing yourself, and losing your entire company to your self.

I wonder if there is a precedent on this type of case?

Give yourself a break...

mrthumbs · 12-06-2005, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I'm not narcissistic, I'm Lightspeedistic!

Zebra · 12-06-2005, 08:44 PM

You copycat!
Every one else decided to quit today and you just had to follow the crowd!
If all the other webmasters jumped off a bridge would you have to jump off a bridge also!?!

DateDoc · 12-06-2005, 08:44 PM

when do we get to see the darkspeed girl?

SteveLightspeed · 12-06-2005, 08:44 PM

I tried firing myself, but it didn't work.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=436933

Lace · 12-06-2005, 08:45 PM

GFY has completly lost it today.

2HousePlague · 12-06-2005, 08:46 PM

There's a ************* I heard needs a full-time mod.

2hp

Kevsh · 12-06-2005, 08:46 PM

Okay, for the massive view potential this will get, I apologize but I must drop the "sig spot" right here and now. Sorry.

SteveLightspeed · 12-06-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Okay, for the massive view potential this will get, I apologize but I must drop the "sig spot" right here and now. Sorry.

haha, made ya click

dissipate · 12-06-2005, 09:30 PM

You could always just hand all the lightspeed girls over to me...

TheJimmy · 12-06-2005, 09:34 PM

Outsource me to be your sunshine/supervisor.

I'm even local so I could take you out to breakfast on occasion when you are a good boy...or arrange festive spankings by the other staff as needed.

PS: I feel your pain and have had to explain this situation to many a friend and family member...working for yourself is often the hardest job you'll ever have. Fooooooooo shooooooooo

mikeyddddd · 12-06-2005, 09:52 PM

Verbal · 12-06-2005, 09:58 PM

how are your design skills? I might have some work for you ;)

Major (Tom) · 12-06-2005, 09:59 PM

dude thats so me,too
lets hug each other

duke

xNetworx · 12-06-2005, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

TexasDreams · 12-06-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up.

I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead.

So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure!

Steve Lightspeed

/end sarcasm

3M TA3 · 12-06-2005, 10:30 PM

So if you catch yourself masterbating, is it considered sexual harrasment?

Stewie · 12-06-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up.

I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead.

So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure!

Steve Lightspeed

/end sarcasm

I agree, you should quit! I wouldn't take that shit from you, and besides, i've heard some things about your asshole boss.

Bama · 12-06-2005, 10:35 PM

So that's where the 3 bottles of Nyquil went!

I told you that wasn't blue eggnog but do ya' listen..no.........

reynold · 12-06-2005, 10:50 PM

Hey Steve, are you telling us you are sick and tired of fucking all your LS models?

corvette · 12-06-2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

hahahaha

Azlord · 12-06-2005, 11:23 PM

I am going to have a meeting with myself on this one. We will get back to you soon...

xfalmp · 12-06-2005, 11:29 PM

I just clicked to see your sig... ahhhhh *sigh*

Kla wolven · 12-06-2005, 11:45 PM

take some rest and get some assistant manager i see that you are so stress...

God Bless

Donny · 12-07-2005, 12:04 AM

Itsa bout time....

jscott · 12-07-2005, 12:10 AM

steve you need to hit up the nightlife of a 3rd world country

V_RocKs · 12-07-2005, 01:02 AM

You can work for me Steve. I need someone to light my bong. I hurt my shoulder and can't reach to the other side...

PixeLs · 12-07-2005, 01:49 AM

What you need is this...

Th!nk · 12-07-2005, 11:46 AM

...yeah! a nice vacation to relax you!

Sheri Santiago · 12-07-2005, 11:50 AM

Sounds just like my boss - only she's much bitchier!!

RyuLion · 12-07-2005, 11:52 AM

Puerto Vallarta is always nice..get a massage it helps a lot!

Rattlehead · 12-07-2005, 12:53 PM

can you give yourself a good reference?

media · 12-07-2005, 12:56 PM

Haha steve.... <Insert song="You're So Vain">

SteveLightspeed · 12-13-2005, 12:04 AM

bump, no reason

12-06-2005, 08:35 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	I've decided to quit working for me I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up. I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead. So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure! Steve Lightspeed /end sarcasm __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	It's actually soooooo true.. I always treated employees waaaayyyy better than I actually treated myself..

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12-07-2005, 12:04 AM	#34
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Itsa bout time....

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jscott So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,198	steve you need to hit up the nightlife of a 3rd world country

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12-13-2005, 12:04 AM	#43
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