I've decided to quit working for me
 

I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up.

I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead.

So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure!

Steve Lightspeed

/end sarcasm

outsource yourself

sig spot...wait..no sig

Time for a vacation..you sound stressed

you narcissistic freak

I'm not narcissistic, I'm Lightspeedistic!

here I'll help you out :thumbsup

3rd person threads are cool, take a hilday mate. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
It's actually soooooo true.. I always treated employees waaaayyyy better than I actually treated myself..

Better watch how you treat you. With all the lawsuits these days you'll end up suing yourself, and losing your entire company to your self.

I wonder if there is a precedent on this type of case?

Give yourself a break... :1orglaugh :pimp

:Oh crap

You copycat!
Every one else decided to quit today and you just had to follow the crowd!
If all the other webmasters jumped off a bridge would you have to jump off a bridge also!?!

when do we get to see the darkspeed girl?

I tried firing myself, but it didn't work.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=436933

:1orglaugh

GFY has completly lost it today.

There's a ************* I heard needs a full-time mod.


2hp

Okay, for the massive view potential this will get, I apologize but I must drop the "sig spot" right here and now. Sorry.

haha, made ya click

You could always just hand all the lightspeed girls over to me... :pimp

Outsource me to be your sunshine/supervisor.

I'm even local so I could take you out to breakfast on occasion when you are a good boy...or arrange festive spankings by the other staff as needed.

:thumbsup



PS: I feel your pain and have had to explain this situation to many a friend and family member...working for yourself is often the hardest job you'll ever have. Fooooooooo shooooooooo

how are your design skills? I might have some work for you ;)

dude thats so me,too
lets hug each other :)

duke

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :thumbsup



So if you catch yourself masterbating, is it considered sexual harrasment?



:2 cents:

I agree, you should quit! I wouldn't take that shit from you, and besides, i've heard some things about your asshole boss.

So that's where the 3 bottles of Nyquil went!

I told you that wasn't blue eggnog but do ya' listen..no.........

Hey Steve, are you telling us you are sick and tired of fucking all your LS models? :disgust

hahahaha

I am going to have a meeting with myself on this one. We will get back to you soon...

I just clicked to see your sig... ahhhhh *sigh*

take some rest and get some assistant manager i see that you are so stress...

God Bless

Itsa bout time.... :1orglaugh

steve you need to hit up the nightlife of a 3rd world country

You can work for me Steve. I need someone to light my bong. I hurt my shoulder and can't reach to the other side...

What you need is this... :thumbsup
http://www.miamivalleytrails.org/ima...ck%20beach.jpg

...yeah! a nice vacation to relax you! :thumbsup

Sounds just like my boss - only she's much bitchier!!

Puerto Vallarta is always nice..get a massage it helps a lot!

can you give yourself a good reference?

Haha steve.... <Insert song="You're So Vain">

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