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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    I've decided to quit working for me

    I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up.

    I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead.

    So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure!

    Steve Lightspeed

    /end sarcasm
    Abra-cadabra!
  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826

    #2
    outsource yourself

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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    • Ramos2
      Custom User Title
      • Dec 2004
      • 11927

      #3
      sig spot...wait..no sig
      blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Time for a vacation..you sound stressed

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        • mrthumbs
          salad tossing sig guy
          • Apr 2002
          • 11702

          #5
          you narcissistic freak

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          • SteveLightspeed
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 7940

            #6
            Originally posted by mrthumbs
            you narcissistic freak
            I'm not narcissistic, I'm Lightspeedistic!
            Abra-cadabra!

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            • JFK
              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
              • Jan 2002
              • 67369

              #7
              Originally posted by Ramos
              sig spot...wait..no sig
              here I'll help you out

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              • FlogTheLog
                CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
                • Jun 2005
                • 3842

                #8
                3rd person threads are cool, take a hilday mate.

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                • Tempest
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2004
                  • 10217

                  #9

                  It's actually soooooo true.. I always treated employees waaaayyyy better than I actually treated myself..

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                  • munki
                    Do Fun Shit.
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 13393

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lightspeed
                    I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up.

                    I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead.

                    So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure!

                    Steve Lightspeed

                    /end sarcasm
                    Better watch how you treat you. With all the lawsuits these days you'll end up suing yourself, and losing your entire company to your self.

                    I wonder if there is a precedent on this type of case?

                    Give yourself a break...

                    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                    • mrthumbs
                      salad tossing sig guy
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 11702

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                      I'm not narcissistic, I'm Lightspeedistic!

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                      • Zebra
                        Banned from Kimmy's couch
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 5091

                        #12
                        You copycat!
                        Every one else decided to quit today and you just had to follow the crowd!
                        If all the other webmasters jumped off a bridge would you have to jump off a bridge also!?!
                        Old School

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                        • DateDoc
                          Outside looking in.
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 14243

                          #13
                          when do we get to see the darkspeed girl?

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                          • SteveLightspeed
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 7940

                            #14
                            I tried firing myself, but it didn't work.

                            http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=436933
                            Abra-cadabra!

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                            • Lace
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 16116

                              #15


                              GFY has completly lost it today.
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                              • 2HousePlague
                                CURATOR
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 14572

                                #16
                                There's a ************* I heard needs a full-time mod.


                                2hp
                                tada!

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                                • Kevsh
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 8619

                                  #17
                                  Okay, for the massive view potential this will get, I apologize but I must drop the "sig spot" right here and now. Sorry.

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                                  • SteveLightspeed
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 7940

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Kevsh
                                    Okay, for the massive view potential this will get, I apologize but I must drop the "sig spot" right here and now. Sorry.
                                    haha, made ya click
                                    Abra-cadabra!

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                                    • dissipate
                                      The Dirty Frenchman
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 8904

                                      #19
                                      You could always just hand all the lightspeed girls over to me...

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                                      • TheJimmy
                                        ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 10747

                                        #20
                                        Outsource me to be your sunshine/supervisor.

                                        I'm even local so I could take you out to breakfast on occasion when you are a good boy...or arrange festive spankings by the other staff as needed.





                                        PS: I feel your pain and have had to explain this situation to many a friend and family member...working for yourself is often the hardest job you'll ever have. Fooooooooo shooooooooo
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                                        • mikeyddddd
                                          Viva la vulva!
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 16557

                                          #21

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                                          • Verbal
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 3420

                                            #22
                                            how are your design skills? I might have some work for you ;)

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                                            • Major (Tom)
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 32492

                                              #23
                                              dude thats so me,too
                                              lets hug each other

                                              duke

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                                              • xNetworx
                                                So Fucking What
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 14445

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mikeyddddd

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                                                • TexasDreams
                                                  former Miserable Admin :)
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 4700

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                  I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up.

                                                  I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead.

                                                  So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure!

                                                  Steve Lightspeed

                                                  /end sarcasm



                                                  ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

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                                                  • 3M TA3
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                    • 2972

                                                    #26




                                                    So if you catch yourself masterbating, is it considered sexual harrasment?




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                                                    • Stewie
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3670

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                      I'm sick and tired of dealing with me. I treat me like shit. I expect me to make all the decisions with little or no supervision, and then I yell at myself when I fuck things up.

                                                      I can't take me anymore. This hateful work envornment between me and myself has gone on too long. I want to work for a me that appreciates me. I don't think I even care about me. I'm just an employee number as far as I'm concerned. I don't even grunt a hello to myself in the morning when I see me, I just pile on more work on myself instead.

                                                      So if anyone unlike me wants to hire me, I'll consider your offers. But don't expect me to be like me, I can't take the pressure!

                                                      Steve Lightspeed

                                                      /end sarcasm
                                                      I agree, you should quit! I wouldn't take that shit from you, and besides, i've heard some things about your asshole boss.

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                                                      • Bama
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                        • 2727

                                                        #28
                                                        So that's where the 3 bottles of Nyquil went!

                                                        I told you that wasn't blue eggnog but do ya' listen..no.........

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                                                        • reynold
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 51271

                                                          #29
                                                          Hey Steve, are you telling us you are sick and tired of fucking all your LS models?

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                                                          • corvette
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 7880

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mikeyddddd

                                                            hahahaha
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                                                            • Azlord
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 2651

                                                              #31
                                                              I am going to have a meeting with myself on this one. We will get back to you soon...

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                                                              • xfalmp
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                • 1474

                                                                #32
                                                                I just clicked to see your sig... ahhhhh *sigh*

                                                                Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                                                • Kla wolven
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2005
                                                                  • 457

                                                                  #33
                                                                  take some rest and get some assistant manager i see that you are so stress...

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                                                                  • Donny
                                                                    As you wish...
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 13754

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Itsa bout time....

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                                                                    • jscott
                                                                      jscizzle
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 25421

                                                                      #35
                                                                      steve you need to hit up the nightlife of a 3rd world country
                                                                      If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
                                                                      - Jordan B. Peterson
                                                                      Listen to Pomp tell why is Bitcoin important

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                                                                      • V_RocKs
                                                                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 32448

                                                                        #36
                                                                        You can work for me Steve. I need someone to light my bong. I hurt my shoulder and can't reach to the other side...

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                                                                        • PixeLs
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 11922

                                                                          #37
                                                                          What you need is this...

                                                                          Make money on any traffic.
                                                                          Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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                                                                          • Th!nk
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                                            • 6996

                                                                            #38
                                                                            ...yeah! a nice vacation to relax you!

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                                                                            • Sheri Santiago
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 1584

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Sounds just like my boss - only she's much bitchier!!
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                                                                              • RyuLion
                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                • 32371

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Puerto Vallarta is always nice..get a massage it helps a lot!

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                                                                                • Rattlehead
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 744

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  can you give yourself a good reference?
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                                                                                  • media
                                                                                    Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                    • 9853

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Haha steve.... <Insert song="You're So Vain">
                                                                                    I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 7940

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      bump, no reason
                                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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