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|  12-12-2005, 02:13 AM | #1 | 
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				's the painful thing that has happened to you?
			 I was just thinking about my motorcylce reck. Broke both rists dislocated (permantly my shoulder) and a severe concusion. Drove off a over 50 foot cliff when i missed a corner by the way. The worst was getting pulled back up the mountain by a pully on a rope since we where off road in the middle of no where.  | 
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|  12-12-2005, 02:15 AM | #2 | 
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				 | pumonary embolism i had after breaking my ankle last year. was in a hospital for a month, and had to sleep sitting up for 2 months. worst pain ever, high as a kite on morphine for a large chunk of it. 
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|  12-12-2005, 02:22 AM | #3 | 
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				 | I sympathize with you.. Any pics? =) 
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|  12-12-2005, 02:26 AM | #4 | 
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				 | heartbreaks hurt the worst i would endure one million broken bones to avoid a broken heart | 
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|  12-12-2005, 02:27 AM | #5 | 
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				 | ripped both shoulders out of the socket and broke my arm in multiple places 
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|  12-12-2005, 03:04 AM | #6 | 
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				 | Was hit by a car going 100KM/H... I sat in a car that almost stood still. Fuck it was bad. Didnt break anything, but couldn't move for days! 
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|  12-12-2005, 03:10 AM | #7 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 03:13 AM | #8 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 03:29 AM | #9 | 
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				 | I also want to agree that heart break hurts the most.  I already experienced it 3 months ago when I learned that my gf left me and cameback to his ex.  
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|  12-12-2005, 03:31 AM | #10 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 03:34 AM | #11 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 11:24 AM | #12 | 
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				 | getting a blowjob and when I was about to cum i got cramp in my leg - My instinct was to jump up and her tooth whent down my japs eye - to say it smarted a little is a damn understatement    | 
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|  12-12-2005, 11:34 AM | #13 | 
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				 | Had a rapid pallet expander in the top of my mouth for a year in high school. Every night my mom had to insert a key into it and crank it, which would slightly break the bone in the top of my mouth to create more space for my teeth. I can still hear the sound of it when I think about it. 
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|  12-12-2005, 12:01 PM | #14 | |
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 ewwww thats bad!  | |
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|  12-12-2005, 12:18 PM | #15 | 
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				 | Pain's never been a real problem, dislocated shoulders while painful healed.  Almost dieing and knowing it's only a matter of time is way more of a mind fuck for me now. | 
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|  12-12-2005, 12:21 PM | #16 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 12:36 PM | #17 | 
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				 | I've been shot with a .45, stabbed in the arm, loads of other crap has happened to me. But, the most painful thing that's ever happened to me was... I was playing tennis for the first time with friends, and I totally dislocated my right arm. It was just hanging from the muscles. Had to go to the hospital to get it shoved back in place. That was the worst 6 hours of my life...next to the 2 days I was in the hospital for being shot. 
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|  12-12-2005, 12:37 PM | #18 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 12:38 PM | #19 | 
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				 | physical or emotional? | 
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|  12-12-2005, 12:41 PM | #20 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 01:00 PM | #21 | 
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				what costs a fall from a bike
			 i had a fall from  my bike with 4-5 scratches on my right side after in stood up i felt my heart biting strong and dizzyness.i continued to ride for 2-3 hours and after 5 hours i started to vomit and lost my orientation my pupils were diluted  i felt fatigue and i was ready to fall down.i had a sour taste in my throat. i went to the hospital i staid one night and the next morning i felt normal. the conclusion was infection. this story costed 450 euro what could be? | 
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|  12-12-2005, 01:40 PM | #22 | 
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				 | i would say my gastric operation, it was painful afterwards 
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|  12-12-2005, 01:43 PM | #23 | 
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				 | paying taxes and it going to a province full of losers in quebec. | 
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|  12-12-2005, 01:45 PM | #24 | 
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				 | cut my finger with the bread cutting machine.... bleeded like a pig 
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|  12-12-2005, 01:50 PM | #25 | 
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				 | Fracturing my spine, wasn't able to walk for nearly 3 months. Actually, I was on so much drugs that I didn't really remember the pain, but the rehab afterwards of not using your legs in so long was pretty bad too. WG 
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|  12-12-2005, 02:27 PM | #26 | 
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				 | Holy shit, I just read some of the most painfull shit I have ever heard. Damn | 
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|  12-12-2005, 02:58 PM | #27 | 
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				 | Those who say they'd rather suffer a million broken bones over a broken heart either don't know what they're talking about or never experienced real pain   | 
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|  12-12-2005, 03:19 PM | #28 | 
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				 | 29 dental extractions in a 2-hour operation. Wakin' up after the anaesthetic was.....interesting. | 
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|  12-12-2005, 03:34 PM | #29 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 03:43 PM | #30 | 
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				 | Being heart broken.. I never want to go through that again   | 
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|  12-12-2005, 03:53 PM | #31 | 
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				 | I had a lot of painful shit happen to me. One of the worst was my motorcycle accident, I crashed against a car and flew about 50 meters and landed in another car. I had a pieces of glasses in my leg, arms and head. And my leg was broken in 7 places, but everything healed perfectly | 
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|  12-12-2005, 04:07 PM | #32 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 04:14 PM | #33 | 
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				 | when I was 16 I drove my scooter right into a swinging car with 70km/h that sis me some serious damage. 
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|  12-12-2005, 04:17 PM | #34 | 
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				 | Getting the tattoo done on my back..hurt like a bastard. | 
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|  12-12-2005, 04:22 PM | #35 | |
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|  12-12-2005, 04:57 PM | #36 | |
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 Jesus, I got mad chills reading this. 
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|  12-12-2005, 05:18 PM | #37 | 
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				 | stepped on a broken bottle underwater while swimming in a local lake. Bunch of the glass ended up inside my foot. Had to goto emergancy room where they held me down with 4 people and a doctor used this rounded off scissor like thing to go in a dig each piece out... Since it was my foot they could not use and numbing or pain killers... Then they sewed up the hole without anastedic... | 
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|  12-12-2005, 05:23 PM | #38 | 
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				 | injured my back during a work out at the gym...that really hurts! 
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|  12-12-2005, 05:55 PM | #39 | 
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				 | very long time ago i had this fight with my bro and i got a rock thrown with a huge speed against my eye.. christ that shit hurt big time! | 
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|  12-12-2005, 06:18 PM | #40 | 
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				 | having a spray paint can explode in my face 
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|  12-12-2005, 06:20 PM | #41 | 
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				 | back in the 80s when back To The future was so popular, I did a Michael J Fox stunt by hanging on a moving truck on a skateboard. the truck made a huge swerved and I was throw over the gutter. the ending...16 stitches. 
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|  12-12-2005, 06:31 PM | #42 | 
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				 | this happened to somebody I used to know when I was in high school. This kid carl was fucking this girl on a dirty used mattress that was on the ground in one of the levels in a parking garage. Anyway, he fell out & when he thrust to go back in, he missed & his dick went into a broken bottle that was inside this raggy old matress in between the rusty springs & slit his cock lengthwise, split it into two halves | 
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|  12-12-2005, 08:13 PM | #43 | 
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				 | this was really painful!   
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