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Old 12-12-2005, 12:07 AM   #1
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I have the perfect shot to take down an OWL...
But I don't hunt or kill. But the damn thing keeps asking me..Who Who, Who Who all night long.
So I walked up to it right now, and put a flash light on him and he was just spinning his head and giving me that look.

Would you take him down and stuff the little question asking Bastard?
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Old 12-12-2005, 12:08 AM   #2
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Old 12-12-2005, 12:08 AM   #3
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I think they're endangered.
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Old 12-12-2005, 12:11 AM   #4
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I think so too, I can't do it. I don't have the guts. He's just chillin' on the pole but he comes buy every night. Him and the Bear.
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Old 12-12-2005, 12:13 AM   #5
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You can only kill an owl if it enters your house or it will bring you very bad luck.

If you hear an owl 3 nights in a row someone will die.
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Old 12-12-2005, 12:15 AM   #6
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If you hear an owl 3 nights in a row someone will die.
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
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Old 12-12-2005, 12:16 AM   #7
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You can only kill an owl if it enters your house or it will bring you very bad luck.

If you hear an owl 3 nights in a row someone will die.
So I better put a rat in the door way then push him in. See if that works.
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Maybe he's your raven. Quoth the owl "Who?!"
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Old 12-12-2005, 12:17 AM   #9
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You can only kill an owl if it enters your house or it will bring you very bad luck.

If you hear an owl 3 nights in a row someone will die.
Thats nothing.

If you hear an owl 5 nights in a row someone will get banned!
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Thats nothing.

If you hear an owl 5 nights in a row someone will get banned!
okay, now i'm REALLY creeped out.. just when you thought it couldn't get any worse!!!!



btw dave, consult the ORLY OWL before you make a move, you don't want to start a gang war.
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So I walked up to it right now, and put a flash light on him and he was just spinning his head and giving me that look.

Put a fleshlight on him and see what he does!
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If you hear an owl 3 nights in a row someone will die.
Who?

Who?
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My mom told me they're actually fairies...
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My mom told me they're actually fairies...
Mom's are always right.
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