I have the perfect shot to take down an OWL...
 

But I don't hunt or kill. But the damn thing keeps asking me..Who Who, Who Who all night long.
So I walked up to it right now, and put a flash light on him and he was just spinning his head and giving me that look.

Would you take him down and stuff the little question asking Bastard?

I think they're endangered.

I think so too, I can't do it. I don't have the guts. He's just chillin' on the pole but he comes buy every night. Him and the Bear.

You can only kill an owl if it enters your house or it will bring you very bad luck.

If you hear an owl 3 nights in a row someone will die.

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

So I better put a rat in the door way then push him in. See if that works.

Maybe he's your raven. Quoth the owl "Who?!"

Thats nothing.

If you hear an owl 5 nights in a row someone will get banned!

okay, now i'm REALLY creeped out.. just when you thought it couldn't get any worse!!!!



btw dave, consult the ORLY OWL before you make a move, you don't want to start a gang war.

Put a fleshlight on him and see what he does! :thumbsup

Who?

Who?

My mom told me they're actually fairies...

Mom's are always right. :thumbsup