Kia & Mitsubishi: My Conspiracy Theory - GoFuckYourself.com

Harmon · 12-11-2005, 11:37 AM

KIA = South Korea motor car
KIA = Killed In Action

Mitsubishi = Japanese based motor car
Mitsubishi Logo = The propellers of the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor

Capiche?

gangbangjoe · 12-11-2005, 11:40 AM

grumpy · 12-11-2005, 11:56 AM

you have to much time on your hands.

KrisW · 12-11-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

you have to much time on your hands.

- or to little dick in his hand

Harmon · 12-11-2005, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisW

- or to little dick in his hand

Use your real nick tuffguy

KrisW · 12-11-2005, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Use your real nick tuffguy

This is my real nick - its even my real name. I just came here from CFUS (another webmasterboard) and I have been a regular lurker here for almost 4 years.

If you cant take a joke, then i apologize

Harmon · 12-11-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisW

If you cant take a joke, then i apologize

Apology accepted

volante · 12-11-2005, 12:46 PM

Corvette = latin for "falls off corners"

NickPapageorgio · 12-11-2005, 12:52 PM

That's nothing...think about this.

Honda = Japanese car company
Piston Honda = The japanese dude in Mike Tyson's Punch Out who would blink right before he tore into your ass.

Now, Piston Honda would always fight Little Mac right? Little Mac had brown hair. George W. Bush has dark hair AND he blinks alot.

Think about that!! Fuckin' scary shit.

Sosa · 12-11-2005, 12:55 PM

lol hopefully you seen that on another site and didn't come up with it yourself.

xclusive · 12-11-2005, 01:05 PM

wow that's really meaningless

pornstar2pac · 12-11-2005, 01:14 PM

your guys should see my new Kia

Phoenix · 12-11-2005, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

That's nothing...think about this.

Honda = Japanese car company
Piston Honda = The japanese dude in Mike Tyson's Punch Out who would blink right before he tore into your ass.

Now, Piston Honda would always fight Little Mac right? Little Mac had brown hair. George W. Bush has dark hair AND he blinks alot.

Think about that!! Fuckin' scary shit.

holy fuck nintendo is in on it

Just Mike · 12-11-2005, 02:03 PM

bahahahahaha

Ok Ok....nice and easy....put the crack pipe down...

aico · 12-11-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by volante

Corvette = latin for "falls off corners"

Nova is Spanish for "Doesn't Go"

Basic_man · 12-11-2005, 02:11 PM

I'm happy with my Mitsu car then :D

dissipate · 12-11-2005, 02:12 PM

too much free time

E Guru · 12-11-2005, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

KIA = South Korea motor car
KIA = Killed In Action

Mitsubishi = Japanese based motor car
Mitsubishi Logo = The propellers of the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor

Capiche?

lol wtf

welcome to the 2nd grade

$5 submissions · 12-11-2005, 04:33 PM

I don't know about the KIA part but Mitsubishi DID manufacture the "zero" planes that hit Pearl Harbor. See http://www.combinedfleet.com/ijna/a6m.htm

reynold · 12-11-2005, 08:26 PM

Hahahahaha--a catchy conspiracy to say..

Jarmusch · 12-11-2005, 08:29 PM

FORD = Fucked Or Repaired Daily

FIAT = Fix It Up Tony

Shoehorn! · 12-11-2005, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

That's nothing...think about this.

Honda = Japanese car company
Piston Honda = The japanese dude in Mike Tyson's Punch Out who would blink right before he tore into your ass.

Now, Piston Honda would always fight Little Mac right? Little Mac had brown hair. George W. Bush has dark hair AND he blinks alot.

Think about that!! Fuckin' scary shit.

Mike Okitch · 12-11-2005, 08:39 PM

warlock5 · 12-11-2005, 09:07 PM

$5 submissions is right about mitsubishi. The same can be said of German companies during WWII such as Benz, Volkswagon, and even Porsche.

Read it straight from straight dope:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_078.html

And yes, straight dope is one of those sites that debunks urban legends so I think they have pretty good credibility on this.

"In 1991 the head of the investigative team, Bochum University history professor Hans Mommsen, declared at a symposium, "It's quite clear that Porsche was responsible for hiring concentration camp inmates for the factory's labor camp." Porsche contacted SS leader Heinrich Himmler directly to request slaves from Auschwitz, Mommsen said."

Dildozer · 12-11-2005, 09:09 PM

fucking retard

woj · 12-11-2005, 09:37 PM

you can't be serious...

Marshal · 12-11-2005, 09:50 PM

wtf is this?!

pornguy · 12-11-2005, 09:53 PM

You need to remake your tinfoil hat. I think that it is leaking.

Doctor Dre · 12-11-2005, 10:09 PM

I can say one thing : Anybody that drive a KIA is fucking retarded.

Jarmusch · 12-11-2005, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I can say one thing : Anybody that drive a KIA is fucking retarded.

I thought they were only fucking poor.

Harmon · 12-12-2005, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Dildozer

fucking retard

Now there is a well thought out response. You fucking idiot.

polle54 · 12-12-2005, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

KIA = South Korea motor car
KIA = Killed In Action

Mitsubishi = Japanese based motor car
Mitsubishi Logo = The propellers of the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor

Capiche?

Haha nobody around here seems to get anything other than bs like this done, funny thread though

Quagmire · 12-12-2005, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

FORD = Fucked Or Repaired Daily

FIAT = Fix It Up Tony

Fix it UP tony? FIUT? Fix It AGAIN Tony.

Biff Tanner: Make like a tree and get outta here!

Harmon · 12-12-2005, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

Biff Tanner: Make like a tree and get outta here!

I think it's Biff Tannen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biff_Tannen

justsexxx · 12-12-2005, 07:24 AM

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EroticySteve · 12-12-2005, 07:27 AM

You can't really blame a company belonging to another country for supporting their war efforts.

Imagine if our automakers didn't sacrifice for our wartime needs?

That's what happens, that's the way war is.

Sad but true.

Fucksakes · 12-12-2005, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I can say one thing : Anybody that drive a KIA is fucking retarded.

and what are you driving around latly? thou my brother drives a kia, its all he can afford, i laugh at him and yeah he is retarded but... its better than nothing.

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