Kia & Mitsubishi: My Conspiracy Theory
 

KIA = South Korea motor car
KIA = Killed In Action

Mitsubishi = Japanese based motor car
Mitsubishi Logo = The propellers of the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor
http://www.ul.ie/techcomm/ELearning/...bishi_logo.gif

Capiche?

:1orglaugh

you have to much time on your hands.

- or to little dick in his hand

Use your real nick tuffguy

This is my real nick - its even my real name. I just came here from CFUS (another webmasterboard) and I have been a regular lurker here for almost 4 years.

If you cant take a joke, then i apologize

Apology accepted :winkwink:

Corvette = latin for "falls off corners" :winkwink:

That's nothing...think about this.

Honda = Japanese car company
Piston Honda = The japanese dude in Mike Tyson's Punch Out who would blink right before he tore into your ass.

Now, Piston Honda would always fight Little Mac right? Little Mac had brown hair. George W. Bush has dark hair AND he blinks alot.

Think about that!! Fuckin' scary shit. :(

lol hopefully you seen that on another site and didn't come up with it yourself.

wow that's really meaningless

your guys should see my new Kia

holy fuck nintendo is in on it

:1orglaugh bahahahahaha

Ok Ok....nice and easy....put the crack pipe down...

Nova is Spanish for "Doesn't Go"

I'm happy with my Mitsu car then :D

too much free time

lol wtf

welcome to the 2nd grade

I don't know about the KIA part but Mitsubishi DID manufacture the "zero" planes that hit Pearl Harbor. See http://www.combinedfleet.com/ijna/a6m.htm

Hahahahaha--a catchy conspiracy to say..

FORD = Fucked Or Repaired Daily

FIAT = Fix It Up Tony

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

$5 submissions is right about mitsubishi. The same can be said of German companies during WWII such as Benz, Volkswagon, and even Porsche.

Read it straight from straight dope:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_078.html

And yes, straight dope is one of those sites that debunks urban legends so I think they have pretty good credibility on this.

"In 1991 the head of the investigative team, Bochum University history professor Hans Mommsen, declared at a symposium, "It's quite clear that Porsche was responsible for hiring concentration camp inmates for the factory's labor camp." Porsche contacted SS leader Heinrich Himmler directly to request slaves from Auschwitz, Mommsen said."

fucking retard

you can't be serious... :1orglaugh

wtf is this?! :)

You need to remake your tinfoil hat. I think that it is leaking.

I can say one thing : Anybody that drive a KIA is fucking retarded.

I thought they were only fucking poor. :Oh crap

Now there is a well thought out response. You fucking idiot.

Haha nobody around here seems to get anything other than bs like this done, funny thread though :thumbsup

Fix it UP tony? FIUT? Fix It AGAIN Tony.

Biff Tanner: Make like a tree and get outta here!

I think it's Biff Tannen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biff_Tannen
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../Biff_1955.JPG

HONDA Hier Onder Neuken De Alochtonen
HONDA Hier Onder Niets Dan Afval
HONDA Hoge Onderhoudskosten Na Dure Aanschaf
HONDA Heel Oud Nutteloos Dom Autotje
HONDA Honderd Ongelukken Na De Aankoop
HONDA Hogere Onkosten Na De Afbetaling
HONDA Hogere Onkosten Na De Aankoop
HONDA Hoeren Onder Narcose Doen Alles



FIAT Fiasco In Auto Techniek
FIAT Fout in alle typen
FIAT Fietsen Is Achteraf Troost
FIAT Flinstones In Aan-Tocht
FIAT Fiets In Andere Toestand
FIAT Fort In Afgedankte Toestand


FORD Foeilelijke Onderdelen Rammelen Dagelijks
FORD Fabricage onzeker reparatie duur
FORD Formidabele oude rammelende doodskist

MAZDA Miserabele auto zonder degelijke afwerking Maar Alleen Zeikerds Durven Alles.
MERCEDES Motorisch Exclusief Rommelig, Carosserie Echt Doorgerot En Slecht
MERCEDES Makers En Rijders Combineren Ergernis Drank En Schroot
MERCEDES Met Enige Rijlessen Controleert Elke Dwaas Een Slagschip
MERCEDES Met Enige Rijervaring Controleerd Elke Dwaas Een Slagschip

MITSUBITSHI Met Interessante Techniek Speciaal Uitgevoerde Bakfiets In Slechte Hedendaagse Improvisatie

BMW Blik Met Wielen
BMW Bucht met wielen
BMW Bak met wijven
BMW Belgische mongolen wagen
BMW Ben meer waard
BMW Bezopen Moffen Wagen
BMW Blote Meiden Wagen
BMW Boerenkool Met Worst
BMW Boeit Mij Weinig
BMW Bij Mercedes Weggegooit
BMW Bij Motorpech Wegwerpen
BMW Blijf Maar Werken
BMW Bloed Mooie Wagen
BMW Betalen Met Wisselstukken
BMW Brol Met Wielen
BMW Boeren Mest Wagen

OPEL Overal Pech En Lekkage
OPEL Oud, Primitief En Lelijk
OPEL Overal Pech En Last
OPEL Ongelooflijk Prachtig En Luxueus
OPEL Overal Plassen En Lekkage.
OPEL Oud Plaat- En Lakwerk
OPEL Oude Pruttel En Lelijk
OPEL Ons Produkt Eist Levens
OPEL Opa's Passie En Levenslust
OPEL Overal Plakken En Lijmen
OPEL Ouderwets Papperig En Lelijk
OPEL Overal Pret En Lol


CHEVROLET Creeert Heel Erg Veel Rook Of Loopt Ellendig Traag
CHRYSLER Chronisch Hardgrondig Rottende Yank Start Lullig En Riekt
CITROEN Claxon Indrukken Terwijl Roestig Onderdeel Even Nivelleert

You can't really blame a company belonging to another country for supporting their war efforts.

Imagine if our automakers didn't sacrifice for our wartime needs?

That's what happens, that's the way war is.

Sad but true.

and what are you driving around latly? thou my brother drives a kia, its all he can afford, i laugh at him and yeah he is retarded but... its better than nothing.