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Trax · 12-09-2005, 03:32 PM

Does anyone double check their software
I feel ripped off by partygaming lol

I won't say how much I lost but I can honestly just recommend you to NEVER play anything other than poker online.

I am going to take a close look at the partygaming stock. I have NO doubts they will report a nice increase in earnings next quarter, and not just because of me lol

T

Young · 12-09-2005, 03:34 PM

play partypokers black jack. they are regulated and tested by an actual company with reputation behind it.

CamRabbit · 12-09-2005, 03:34 PM

duh.

online casinos are 100% scam operations.

Trax · 12-09-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

play partypokers black jack. they are regulated and tested by an actual company with reputation behind it.

did you read my post?
partygaming = partypoker in case you didn't know

Jarmusch · 12-09-2005, 03:51 PM

That's what you get for playing against a piece of software.

Trax · 12-09-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

That's what you get for playing against a piece of software.

so is it really checked by third parties?
not that i give a fuck...

studiocritic · 12-09-2005, 04:14 PM

i dunno but i played that partygaming one last week.. and i got the same 3 cards in a row (flopped 5,5.. hit, got another 5) 5 times in 20 minutes. The odds of that happening are.. yeah. there's something wrong with it. i've played a lot of online blackjack, and a LOT of casino blackjack. never seen anything like this.

Trax · 12-09-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

i dunno but i played that partygaming one last week.. and i got the same 3 cards in a row (flopped 5,5.. hit, got another 5) 5 times in 20 minutes. The odds of that happening are.. yeah. there's something wrong with it. i've played a lot of online blackjack, and a LOT of casino blackjack. never seen anything like this.

i dont care if anyone believes this or not but the bank had THREE FUCKING BLACKJACKS IN A ROW
IN A ROW FOR FUCKS SAKE

I don't remember this happening whenever I was in a real casino
at times i was up in the nice four figures lol
burning my money would have been more fun
without a doubt lol

Jarmusch · 12-09-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Trax

so is it really checked by third parties?
not that i give a fuck...

The third parties are even bigger scammers than the casinos.

fetishblog · 12-09-2005, 04:23 PM

Next time you feel like gambling online, just ICQ me and I'll take your money.

Trax · 12-09-2005, 04:29 PM

im so angry at myself, I can't even work.
im sooo glad im not going to vegas

Jarmusch · 12-09-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by fetishblog

Next time you feel like gambling online, just ICQ me and I'll take your money.

Yeah or at least play at a place where you can see the dealer live, at casinowebcam.com for example.

Doctor Dre · 12-09-2005, 04:36 PM

One thing you gotta consider with playing online is that you see a LOT more hands then at the casino ... it plays so much faster.

So there are higher chances you see lots of bad beats and unusual plays.

Jarmusch · 12-09-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

it plays so much faster

Yep, you lose money so much faster.

Jayvis · 12-09-2005, 04:39 PM

Why do people think they're being INDIVIDUALLY picked on by gambling sites? Can't take the heat, stay out.

Trax · 12-09-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis

Why do people think they're being INDIVIDUALLY picked on by gambling sites? Can't take the heat, stay out.

i've lost more and I've won more
what I don't accept is the bank having three blackjacks in a row after having beaten me AT LEAST 7 times before as well lol
thats all
easy as that

MissEve · 12-09-2005, 04:44 PM

I uninstalled the icons for the blackjack and sidebet and Im soooooooooo much happier. I would sit there and play $100 sit and gos and think.....Im bored, I'll play take $20 and play blackjack. It's stupid but I don't have the self control to no click those little buttons!

Just uninstall it, you will feel better! At least poker is a game of skill, we all know the odds with BJ.

Jarmusch · 12-09-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Trax

i've lost more and I've won more
what I don't accept is the bank having three blackjacks in a row after having beaten me AT LEAST 7 times before as well lol
thats all
easy as that

I bet you kept increasing your bets to make up for the lost money.

NoCarrier · 12-09-2005, 04:49 PM

http://www.intercasino.com is the only place I play BlackJack. I've been playing there for almost 5 years and always got paid.

pornguy · 12-09-2005, 04:50 PM

What do you expect??

Jarmusch · 12-09-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier

http://www.intercasino.com is the only place I play BlackJack. I've been playing there for almost 5 years and always got paid.

That's a good one, that was the first casino I played at years ago. I made $800 the first night, I was too impatient to wait for the PIN code to widthdrawl the money, so I burned all my winnings the next day.

mardigras · 12-09-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

That's a good one, that was the first casino I played at years ago. I made $800 the first night, I was too impatient to wait for the PIN code to widthdrawl the money, so I burned all my winnings the next day.

Now you know why there is a wait for the PIN code to widthdraw the money.

studiocritic · 12-09-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MissEve

I uninstalled the icons for the blackjack and sidebet and Im soooooooooo much happier. I would sit there and play $100 sit and gos and think.....Im bored, I'll play take $20 and play blackjack. It's stupid but I don't have the self control to no click those little buttons!

Just uninstall it, you will feel better! At least poker is a game of skill, we all know the odds with BJ.

I'm curious.. what do you think the odds are at blackjack? I know the numbers, most people don't believe them when they hear them.. Don't cheat and look them up. Make a guess and then I'll share

Jarmusch · 12-09-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Now you know why there is a wait for the PIN code to widthdraw the money.

Of course.

Casinos are very quick to take your money, no questions asked. But when withdrawal time comes you get all sorts of delays, waiting for a PIN, having to fax ID, having your money put on a 48hr suspense account with the option of doing a reverse withdrawal (LOL), to only being able to cash out every 4 days or once a week. They do whatever they can to make your money stay in your account long enough to tempt you to play again. And that's when the banhammer falls, the dealer keeps pulling blackjacks out of his ass, you bust 10 times in a row, etc etc etc.

NoCarrier · 12-09-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Of course.

Casinos are very quick to take your money, no questions asked. But when withdrawal time comes you get all sorts of delays, waiting for a PIN, having to fax ID, having your money put on a 48hr suspense account with the option of doing a reverse withdrawal (LOL), to only being able to cash out every 4 days or once a week. They do whatever they can to make your money stay in your account long enough to tempt you to play again. And that's when the banhammer falls, the dealer keeps pulling blackjacks out of his ass, you bust 10 times in a row, etc etc etc.

That's the reason why I like InterCasino. Once you have your PIN, no more bullshit. You withdraw your money, then you receive a check from ECash Direct after a couple of days only.

supermann · 12-09-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Trax

i dont care if anyone believes this or not but the bank had THREE FUCKING BLACKJACKS IN A ROW
IN A ROW FOR FUCKS SAKE

I don't remember this happening whenever I was in a real casino
at times i was up in the nice four figures lol
burning my money would have been more fun
without a doubt lol

Most online casinos are honest, but there are truly some that cheat. The odds of getting a blackjack is 1/20. Three would be 1/8000. Happens, but I've seen worse, especially in real casino. You just havent played enough at tables to see this kind of shit happening. If this freaks you out, I'd like to see your face losing 16 hands in a row, and not online, so no one to blame.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-09-2005, 05:35 PM

I'm not trying to get you into trouble, but I think you've already used up all of your "bad" luck and now it is time for your "good luck" to shine!

Get out a couple more credit cards and see if you will be as lucky as you deserve to be! There is NO way you can continue to lose!
Good luck! Win big!

MissEve · 12-09-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

I'm curious.. what do you think the odds are at blackjack? I know the numbers, most people don't believe them when they hear them.. Don't cheat and look them up. Make a guess and then I'll share

around .50% but it varies depending on number of decks and other rules.

Jarmusch · 12-09-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

I'm not trying to get you into trouble, but I think you've already used up all of your "bad" luck and now it is time for your "good luck" to shine!

Get out a couple more credit cards and see if you will be as lucky as you deserve to be! There is NO way you can continue to lose!
Good luck! Win big!

Wise words.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-09-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MissEve

around .50% but it varies depending on number of decks and other rules.

Well, I don't know anything about the odds . . . but I can tell you that no business can stay open if they pay out exactly what they take in.

This means your odds of beating the house must be less than 50%. How much less has been mathematically calculated so that (over time) the house will not lose. Statistics rule Vegas, not luck.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-09-2005, 07:42 PM

I think the one game closest to a 50% chance of winning is roulette.

Betting Red or Black is your best chance of winning (I think). The problem is that you only win what you bet, so over time . . . you should break even except that the house gets the edge over you by adding two green spots to the wheel. This makes your odds of winning actually less than 50% and assures that as the frequency/time increases, the more probable the house will win.

mrthumbs · 12-09-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

I think the one game closest to a 50% chance of winning is roulette.

Betting Red or Black is your best chance of winning (I think). The problem is that you only win what you bet, so over time . . . you should break even except that the house gets the edge over you by adding two green spots to the wheel. This makes your odds of winning actually less than 50% and assures that as the frequency/time increases, the more probable the house will win.

With european roulette you have a near 60% of winning (0 included) with the right strategy.

mrthumbs · 12-09-2005, 07:44 PM

Same with american only you have double 0 i believe. Just bet rows double.

chowda · 12-09-2005, 07:46 PM

i play yahoo blackjack!

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-09-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Same with american only you have double 0 i believe. Just bet rows double.

I don't know about your post because I've never played.

I just know that nobody would ever give 50% odds (or better) because it would be a certain loser. First, you have the expenses involved with running the game, so you couldn't survive giving 50/50 odds. Second, anything over 50% would guarantee an additional outlay of cash making your business close even faster.

stevo · 12-09-2005, 08:27 PM

I was playing online roulette the other day, betting on black. It was red 15+ in a row. I've never seen that at a real casino, but anythings possible i suppose...

adultchica · 12-09-2005, 08:35 PM

While I do agree that the cards that the online casinos manage to come up with over and over again ARE NOT comparable to what a real life game of any sort of cards would ever be......there are ways to win.

AND YES ONLINE CASINOS REALLY DON'T HAVE GAMING COMMISSION SO THEY DOn'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANYONE THINKS LOL.

BUT, I'VE WON more than I've LOST online so I can't say too much bad about it LOL

adultchica · 12-09-2005, 08:36 PM

For real money gambling: Best site I've found for fairness is pokershootout.com By the way! The only site I've found that the odds are actually believable and it's a pretty fair gaming site.

Played on there for 3 years now and have come out nicely ahead too

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-09-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by stevo

I was playing online roulette the other day, betting on black. It was red 15+ in a row. I've never seen that at a real casino, but anythings possible i suppose...

That seems very unlikely. Ignoring the green, say you have 50/50 chance with red or black. The chance that (15 times in a row) it was heads I think equals: 1/2 * 1/2 *1/2 * 1/2 *1/2 * 1/2 *1/2 * 1/2 *1/2 * 1/2 *1/2 * 1/2 *1/2 * 1/2 *1/2

I think this equals= 1/32768

That does seem suspicious!

Jarmusch · 12-09-2005, 08:55 PM

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Good night.

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Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-09-2005, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Everyone in this thread needs to visit this site.

Good night.

I'll bet you that most people don't click that link. I'll bet that of the people that do click the link, 70% will have a lower than average IQ. I'll bet you! If not, then maybe we can bet on something else?

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Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	I swear - I will never play online blackjack again! Does anyone double check their software I feel ripped off by partygaming lol I won't say how much I lost but I can honestly just recommend you to NEVER play anything other than poker online. I am going to take a close look at the partygaming stock. I have NO doubts they will report a nice increase in earnings next quarter, and not just because of me lol T

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