![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 135
|
offshore banking ?
how easy is it for an offshore company to open up a business account with a good swiss(or other) bank ?
I've heard that for non-resident businesses, they require huge initial deposits. Is it all true or can you still get a good bank to which you can transfer funds from online processors(2co, paypal, etc ) and not put up 500 000$ initial deposit ? I'm not looking for caribbean banks since most of them offer no warranty, and you can't transfer funds from online processors to them. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,240
|
You can't transfer funds from online processors to a Caribbean bank?
__________________
I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 135
|
hmm
afaik, Paypal is very select about which banks in which countries it makes transfers to. No country in the Caribbean is on their allowed list.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,240
|
Quote:
__________________
I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
forget it if you havent got the $ then dont try
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 1,904
|
I've wondered about that also.
__________________
http://www.psychicrevenue.com/pws02901 Free horoscope on your websites. Make some money! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Far far away - as possible
Posts: 14,956
|
Quote:
Switzerland is not noted for "offshore" particularly - more for private banking.
__________________
XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 135
|
...
indeed, but how do you make sure that an "online" BVI bank is secure ?
what if they close shop within 2 weeks and take your money with them ? I need something safe. I may not have 500k to deposit up-start, but I could definetely start with 20k. I just called Credit Suisse and they told me that for offshore businesses, I need to either bring up 400 000$ and deposit it with them OR provide assets worth 400k US or more. nice. guess I can try UBS too but I think I know what they will tell me |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: c9media.com
Posts: 3,240
|
try cyprus
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 574
|
Quote:
sheken, Swiss banks are very selective. but there are a lot of other options - English banks for example. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
Posts: 6,576
|
Quote:
Sheken, talk to Webby - he´s good at this, or mail me and I might be able to help. cchups (at) gmail.com |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,240
|
Quote:
__________________
I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
There are NONE offshore banks accepting adult. There are 100s of offshore banks where everyone opens accounts stating 'webdesign' or whatever and put adult money in it. Give or take a year and theyll close it and youll be out on the streets and seriously have to wonder if your money will be available.
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
sell me your banners
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: on the tubes
Posts: 12,931
|
Contact a lawyer who specializes in these matters, it's not as easy as most people tend to believe. If you want I could refer you to a very capable lawyer.
__________________
Media Buyer - Sell me your traffic! FREE to register domains... Better than 99% of the crap sold here! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
If its mainstream then every larger bank will accept offshore and this post is useless.
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Calgary, Canada
Posts: 4,012
|
You should also look into Dubai
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
Posts: 6,576
|
[QUOTE=thinkx]well this is an adult forum isnt it?
[QUOTE] So Paypal and adult then? ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
[QUOTE=chupachups][QUOTE=thinkx]well this is an adult forum isnt it?
Quote:
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
Posts: 6,576
|
[QUOTE=thinkx][QUOTE=chupachups]
Quote:
Thats what I meant, so I am assuming this might not be "adult money". |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
[QUOTE=chupachups][QUOTE=thinkx]
Quote:
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
Posts: 6,576
|
[QUOTE=thinkx][QUOTE=chupachups]
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 574
|
Quote:
The only cluess person in this thread is you. What does 'adult" has to do with it? Do you even understand how offshore banking works? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#24 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
and yes after 15+ yrs in offshore I think I know
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#25 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 574
|
Well, your posts show that you don't know shit.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 135
|
ok
sorry for not clarifying earlier guys.
the money is not from adult or anything adult-related. I just posted here because there are a tremendous amount of people with knowledge in this area - sorry if it means I bothered some of you. I am from Canada and I did contact a lawyer about this and his answer was: if the government found out I helped you *save* money from them in any way, shape or form, I'd be liable for X $. And he hung up on me. Seems like there is a law in Canada now that prevents you from trying this sort of $hit, which is very fsckin odd because our Prime-Minister has a company registered in the Bahamas and ofcourse..our biggest bank ( Royal Bank ) is incorporated in the Bahamas too. Anyhoo, back on track. I'm in Europe for a while now and I thought if I could find a bank on this continent I could easily drop by and open up an account. Furthermore, the online processors I use(2co, paysystems, paypal ) don't do transfers to Caribbean Banks in Nevis, BVI, Bahamas, etc. On the other hand they do work with Switzerland, and that's why I thought my best bet would be with a Swiss bank! P.S. I called UBS too and they told me they require a 1 mil deposit up front. Even better! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 | |
2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Back in Texas!
Posts: 15,224
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
Looking for Opportunity! ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL
Posts: 1,410
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
Post a banks name that allows offshore and adult and Ill contact them asking for their TOS stating money from adult sources is ok. Until then I call BS
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#31 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
well? Ive mailed and bumped and still no reply. Like I said BS.
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#32 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 135
|
hmm
this may sound dumb, but why don't banks want to process money from adult-related businesses ?
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 135
|
?
so they are afraid that big processors like CCBil, IBill, etc are money laundering operations and that's why they don't take cash for them ?
I always thought that any money was good money as long as it's not illegal. Imoral to some is no grounds to refuse a paying customer. Maybe if the bank owners are bible thumpers! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 | |
bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: In a shack by the beach
Posts: 16,015
|
Quote:
Different banks have different rules and regulations, and depending on why you want to put your money in a certain bank or certain part of the world, you have to abide by the banks rules and regulations. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#36 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#37 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Homeless
Posts: 62,911
|
Use your brain. Set up an account in a Canadian bank, and then send the money to the account in the caribbean
__________________
PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands
Posts: 1,572
|
Give HSBC a call and they will allow you to talk to one of their offshore advisors.
I have part ownership in a Thai disco/bar where money is pushed out to an offshore HSBC account in Singapore because I do not like the restrictions Thai banks impose. I think the opening amount was $10000. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#39 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 924
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#40 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 13,723
|
Funny thread with so many clueless ppl....
1. Only go offshore when you have 100.000+range 2. COntact a local lawyer, todo this is my advice. I mean everyone can open an offshore account, but risks are you are working illegal. There are many ways to legally bring your money to offshore. Might cost a lil more, but you don't have to be afraid, and look over your shoulder every day,.. 3. That your money comes from ADULT does matter. Many banks do not accept funds from adult. Of course you can say: webdesign, but when they found out, you are fucked... Just my 2 cents
__________________
Questions? ICQ: 125184542 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#41 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#42 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,009
|
thinkx, judging from your comments across various threads i think you must be one of the dumbest guys around here
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#43 | |
I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: dutchteencash.com
Posts: 21,684
|
Quote:
__________________
![]() ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#44 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 13,723
|
Quote:
__________________
Questions? ICQ: 125184542 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#45 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: NYC, NY
Posts: 8,531
|
talk to [email protected]
__________________
![]() ~ Webair Dedicated Cloud Servers™ ~ WEBAIR VSYS™ Virtual Hosting Platform ~ Superior CDN Network ~ ~ Managed Dedicated hosting Specialists ~ DISCOUNT DOMAIN NAMES! ~ WEBAIR FUSION IO MANAGED CLOUD SERVERS! ~ ICQ: 243116321 - TWITTER - @WEBAIRINC - E-Mail: [email protected] |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#46 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Far far away - as possible
Posts: 14,956
|
Quote:
For under $100K any bank, within reason, is secure enough for that level. (Tho.. it's good practice to have a number of banks and split larger sums - that even applies to "onshore"). People like Credit Suisse are no longer "the" Credit Suisse, but an amalgamation of First Boston and the old Credit Suisse - a place to avoid ![]() If you are in the EU right now.. it's going to be hard to do this without being armed. Banks want total disclosure, including offshore and a pile of paper and recommendations if possible plus source of funds info blah. Understand your caution in wanting security, but it seems over the top with the level of funding you are talking about. It's gonna be hard to see many banks running away with $20K - $100K worth! ![]() Suggestion... open four accounts and stuff $5K in each and build on that depending how ya feel about the bank.
__________________
XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#47 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,734
|
Quote:
I would reccomed HVB in austria, having there account for about year, and its without problems. However they online user interface is only in german language (but they provide english informations how to deal with it). |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#48 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Far far away - as possible
Posts: 14,956
|
Quote:
![]() Not sure what the nature of the problem was... was it "porn"? ![]() If someone does not really need an "offshore" bank - ie one for an offshore corp - there is normally no need (depending on personal circumstances). In our instance, we genuinely are offshore and nothing to hide or taxes to pay - so any bank is fine.
__________________
XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#49 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 767
|
Try these guys http://www.postfinance.ch/
Quote:
__________________
perfectgonzo.com |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#50 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 808
|
hey there
yes there are those canadian banks that have off shore services they are mainly for business purposes meaning foriegn countries to establish some sort of connection to canada but avoid paying canadian taXES. For canadian citz.. using these banks while a resident of canada ie living in the country.. yes.. your in massive shit like your lawyer kinda hinted.. mainly because they want you to claim the interest and be taxed on it. Now if your a canadian citz and applied for tax free status from rev canada and will out of the country for longer than two years plus a day. then you can use offshore banks with out fear. but if your on a holiday, use a local bank .. leave money there.. go back to canada.. you dont declear the interest.. as its considered world income.. your in shit if they figure you out. off shore bank options.. isle of man is a tax free haxen bank of scotland.. is good hi int rates but not tax free. i used jskye.dk bank a danish bank that service was outstanding min dep 5k usd if i remember righ. if your in holland ing is a great bank. just remember off shore banks that are in tax free havens.. low interest and med-large dep requirements.. there alot of new offshore banks popping up.. and i would avoid them and there are little rules regarding insurances for failure to pay. plus there is always the mob issues. ie most banks in cyprus.. are russian mob money related. most banks will have an offshore branch .. just have to check them out and see what their tos. some will not do services if your in the country of origin.. living in the uk and using a uk offshore bank... no go. if your looking to hide money from the old lady whom your going to divorce in the next year.. austria. they have the strict bank laws there.. most think switzerland but since the issues of holocoust money and nazi treasure issues.. the government was forced to lift law and the banks now have to report whom have accounts.. In austria that is not the case... if your looking to just hold money.. bearer bond is the way to go. bottom line.. if you have a offshore account.. you have to declear the interest.. which kinda defeats of having your money off shore. if you wish to discuss this further.. hit me up |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |