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Old 03-28-2002, 06:15 PM   #1
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fuck, i just got back from the doctor! please say it aint so!

i dunno what im gonna do now
just got back from the doctor.....he told me im heterosexual and have only 80 more years left!
why. why me
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Old 03-28-2002, 06:17 PM   #2
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Tough luck bitch.
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Old 03-28-2002, 06:17 PM   #3
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Old 03-28-2002, 06:17 PM   #4
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i am sorry to hear that too
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Old 03-28-2002, 06:36 PM   #5
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thank you from the bottom of my heart too all of you good people who will be sending flowers and donations to me in the very near future. If anyone can offer me some trips to the bahamas, it would do wonders for my soul in these very trying times. thank you again
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Old 03-28-2002, 06:41 PM   #6
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i dunno what im gonna do now
just got back from the doctor.....he told me im heterosexual and have only 80 more years left!
why. why me
by those calculations you are what, 17? 18?
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Old 03-28-2002, 06:44 PM   #7
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I thought he told you, you had a little dick?
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:38 PM   #8
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bigdog, no, that was last week when i went in with your wife....
the doctor said that "you have a very big dick, but compared to the size of the vagina of bigdog's wife, it seems like you have a small dick

he also said to tell you wife to make sure she gets that thing surgically fixed, or it could possibly turn into a black hole capable of consuming the entire state of wisconsin
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:42 PM   #9
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no kman, im 23......
but the doctor sais i only have 80 more years left......
which means i aint got much time left on this good earth
may god bless all of your souls.....
people, please remember, your health is the most important thing. take care of yourselves. you never know when the doctor might tell you that you have heterosexualis and have only 80 more years to live
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:43 PM   #10
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Okay.

It aint so.

You're a homo with 2 weeks left.
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:45 PM   #11
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well, in that case, there is a motto that i live by
every man dies. not every man really lives

god bless mel gibson
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:56 PM   #12
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Your mom wasnt complaining about my dick this morning!
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Old 03-28-2002, 09:06 PM   #13
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i would kill that doctor for lying so badly
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Old 03-28-2002, 09:15 PM   #14
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well metaformx, don't know what your docter _REALLY_ told you but eh... i feel sorry for u
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