Man, does snow brings out the assholes! (RANT) - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 12-06-2005, 10:45 AM

Nothing smokes out the assholes like a good heavy snow storm, let me tell you.

Snow starts falling and morons scatter like roaches in Harlem kitchen when the light goes on. First of all, why is it that as soon as the first flurry hits the ground, everyone stops driving? We live in NY people! We've seen more white powder then a Columbian drug lord, you won't melt, drive the fucking car!

And so now it hits...15-20 inches. Now the guy that really makes me crazy is the complete fucking idiot who thinks he can save time by clearing a 1 foot by 1 foot porthole on his windshield through which to see. This fucktard is now driving down the street like a giant marshmallow on wheels, usually driving right down the center of the lanes because he cannot see where the lines are through his peep hole, causing anyone who wants to pass him to go onto the poorly plowed shoulder and risk getting wrecked.

You know what I think when I see that? I think of how wonderful it would be if this asshole smashed right into a pole and they didn't find his mangled body for at least three days because of all the snow on his car. As I think about that, I blissfully smile (convincing the guy next to me that I must be on something).

And if your the guy who cleans off his car except for the foot high topping, you are not doing anyone any fucking favors either. You are just as much of a jerk because just like the driving marshmallow man, as soon as you hit the gas, I get a windshield full of snow. It's inconsiderate and dangerous. Fuck both of you I hope you wreck.

The assholes are not limited to the road either, let's not forget the guy who shovels all the snow from his driveway and walkway right into the middle of the street figuring the plow will take it away. Well, Einstein, there's two problems with your theory! First, until the plow comes by again, everyone coming down the street plows right into the fucking pile you made on a normally clear road. Second, when the plow does come, he doesn't magically take it into snow fairy land...he pushes it straight across your poor neighbor's driveway or across his parked car which he earlier shoveled, and now has to do it again. I hope a car slips on that pile and skids right over you with your plastic fucking shovel.

This also applies to snow blowers. Does it take a fucking genius to realize that you must plow in a direction that does not shoot the snow right into your neighbor's yard? Is this rocket science? And do us a favor, if you are directing it in the street and see a car coming, have the common courtesy to stop for one of your precious seconds while they pass so they don't end up getting stream of snow across his car like a fuckin fire hose as he passes.

I could go on forever, like "gotta go get milk" lady who flocks to the supermarket like we are going to be snowed in for months. Or the "Let's go sleighing down the exit ramp" guy who takes his family sleighing down the on ramp of an expressway right towards traffic...great idea!

Just watch and observe, we are surrounded by self centered, half retarded dickheads...fuck them.

who · 12-06-2005, 10:46 AM

Wow man.. CHILL OUT...

God I'm funny on so many levels.

who · 12-06-2005, 10:49 AM

Actually - I wanna hear more of this, you're cracking me up!

RayVega · 12-06-2005, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by who

Wow man.. CHILL OUT...

God I'm funny on so many levels.

Believe me, I went easy...lol

wdsguy · 12-06-2005, 10:49 AM

good thing i live in california and I only have to deal with idiots who can't drive in the rain, idiots who do rolling stops and freeway shootings.

riddler · 12-06-2005, 10:50 AM

cry much? if you cant take it move out of new york, you are in the mecca of shit stains.

cool1 · 12-06-2005, 10:52 AM

I hear ya
Also the idiot drivers forget how to drive when it snows, causing Lots of accidents.

RayVega · 12-06-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

good thing i live in california and I only have to deal with idiots who can't drive in the rain, idiots who do rolling stops and freeway shootings.

Rain! jesus christ, people come to a complete fucking stop when they drive...then you get the fucking retards who run to their car with a newspaper over their head...what are you the witch from the wizard of OZ? for gods sake, it isn't sulfuric acid...will your fake spray-on hair drip down your face?, you phony fucking business suit wearing criminal cocksucker. This is the same guy who parked 6 inches from my car door so while he jugles the newspaper and his keys, i'm standing there getting drenched because i can't get in my car...the whole time I regret that I left my Glock under the seat or I'd probably pop the asshole.

RayVega · 12-06-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by riddler

cry much? if you cant take it move out of new york, you are in the mecca of shit stains.

aaaah, I've been a lot of places..same assholes everywhere. We just have to accept that we have to live with a 90% population of half retarded inconsiderate scumbags. I've been all over the country and europe...assholes are everywhere. We are doomed.

riddler · 12-06-2005, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

aaaah, I've been a lot of places..same assholes everywhere. We just have to accept that we have to live with a 90% population of half retarded inconsiderate scumbags. I've been all over the country and europe...assholes are everywhere. We are doomed.

Welcome to society? Its human nature, Survival of the Fittest

FrankWhite · 12-06-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

aaaah, I've been a lot of places..same assholes everywhere. We just have to accept that we have to live with a 90% population of half retarded inconsiderate scumbags. I've been all over the country and europe...assholes are everywhere. We are doomed.

you've posted exec same thing last year, did you happen to just copy paste it every year ?

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=marshmallow

RayVega · 12-06-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by FrankWhite

you've posted exec same thing last year, did you happen to just copy paste it every year ?

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=marshmallow

Yes, I thought it deserved a re-post

FrankWhite · 12-06-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

Yes, I thought it deserved a re-post

i am sorry but you are a moron, there is no 15-20 inces of snow in nyc.
running out of ideas on what to post on gfy ?

Penthouse Tony · 12-06-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by FrankWhite

you've posted exec same thing last year, did you happen to just copy paste it every year ?

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=marshmallow

Maybe the snow brings out the post.

je_rome · 12-06-2005, 11:50 PM

people gets depressed during winter season, so they do all these crazy things.

12-06-2005, 10:45 AM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Man, does snow brings out the assholes! (RANT) Nothing smokes out the assholes like a good heavy snow storm, let me tell you. Snow starts falling and morons scatter like roaches in Harlem kitchen when the light goes on. First of all, why is it that as soon as the first flurry hits the ground, everyone stops driving? We live in NY people! We've seen more white powder then a Columbian drug lord, you won't melt, drive the fucking car! And so now it hits...15-20 inches. Now the guy that really makes me crazy is the complete fucking idiot who thinks he can save time by clearing a 1 foot by 1 foot porthole on his windshield through which to see. This fucktard is now driving down the street like a giant marshmallow on wheels, usually driving right down the center of the lanes because he cannot see where the lines are through his peep hole, causing anyone who wants to pass him to go onto the poorly plowed shoulder and risk getting wrecked. You know what I think when I see that? I think of how wonderful it would be if this asshole smashed right into a pole and they didn't find his mangled body for at least three days because of all the snow on his car. As I think about that, I blissfully smile (convincing the guy next to me that I must be on something). And if your the guy who cleans off his car except for the foot high topping, you are not doing anyone any fucking favors either. You are just as much of a jerk because just like the driving marshmallow man, as soon as you hit the gas, I get a windshield full of snow. It's inconsiderate and dangerous. Fuck both of you I hope you wreck. The assholes are not limited to the road either, let's not forget the guy who shovels all the snow from his driveway and walkway right into the middle of the street figuring the plow will take it away. Well, Einstein, there's two problems with your theory! First, until the plow comes by again, everyone coming down the street plows right into the fucking pile you made on a normally clear road. Second, when the plow does come, he doesn't magically take it into snow fairy land...he pushes it straight across your poor neighbor's driveway or across his parked car which he earlier shoveled, and now has to do it again. I hope a car slips on that pile and skids right over you with your plastic fucking shovel. This also applies to snow blowers. Does it take a fucking genius to realize that you must plow in a direction that does not shoot the snow right into your neighbor's yard? Is this rocket science? And do us a favor, if you are directing it in the street and see a car coming, have the common courtesy to stop for one of your precious seconds while they pass so they don't end up getting stream of snow across his car like a fuckin fire hose as he passes. I could go on forever, like "gotta go get milk" lady who flocks to the supermarket like we are going to be snowed in for months. Or the "Let's go sleighing down the exit ramp" guy who takes his family sleighing down the on ramp of an expressway right towards traffic...great idea! Just watch and observe, we are surrounded by self centered, half retarded dickheads...fuck them. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

12-06-2005, 10:52 AM	#7
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	I hear ya Also the idiot drivers forget how to drive when it snows, causing Lots of accidents. __________________

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12-06-2005, 10:46 AM	#2
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Wow man.. CHILL OUT... God I'm funny on so many levels.

12-06-2005, 10:49 AM	#3
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Actually - I wanna hear more of this, you're cracking me up!

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	good thing i live in california and I only have to deal with idiots who can't drive in the rain, idiots who do rolling stops and freeway shootings.

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riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	cry much? if you cant take it move out of new york, you are in the mecca of shit stains.