| RayVega |
12-06-2005 10:45 AM |
Man, does snow brings out the assholes! (RANT)
Nothing smokes out the assholes like a good heavy snow storm, let me tell you.
Snow starts falling and morons scatter like roaches in Harlem kitchen when the light goes on. First of all, why is it that as soon as the first flurry hits the ground, everyone stops driving? We live in NY people! We've seen more white powder then a Columbian drug lord, you won't melt, drive the fucking car!
And so now it hits...15-20 inches. Now the guy that really makes me crazy is the complete fucking idiot who thinks he can save time by clearing a 1 foot by 1 foot porthole on his windshield through which to see. This fucktard is now driving down the street like a giant marshmallow on wheels, usually driving right down the center of the lanes because he cannot see where the lines are through his peep hole, causing anyone who wants to pass him to go onto the poorly plowed shoulder and risk getting wrecked.
You know what I think when I see that? I think of how wonderful it would be if this asshole smashed right into a pole and they didn't find his mangled body for at least three days because of all the snow on his car. As I think about that, I blissfully smile (convincing the guy next to me that I must be on something).
And if your the guy who cleans off his car except for the foot high topping, you are not doing anyone any fucking favors either. You are just as much of a jerk because just like the driving marshmallow man, as soon as you hit the gas, I get a windshield full of snow. It's inconsiderate and dangerous. Fuck both of you I hope you wreck.
The assholes are not limited to the road either, let's not forget the guy who shovels all the snow from his driveway and walkway right into the middle of the street figuring the plow will take it away. Well, Einstein, there's two problems with your theory! First, until the plow comes by again, everyone coming down the street plows right into the fucking pile you made on a normally clear road. Second, when the plow does come, he doesn't magically take it into snow fairy land...he pushes it straight across your poor neighbor's driveway or across his parked car which he earlier shoveled, and now has to do it again. I hope a car slips on that pile and skids right over you with your plastic fucking shovel.
This also applies to snow blowers. Does it take a fucking genius to realize that you must plow in a direction that does not shoot the snow right into your neighbor's yard? Is this rocket science? And do us a favor, if you are directing it in the street and see a car coming, have the common courtesy to stop for one of your precious seconds while they pass so they don't end up getting stream of snow across his car like a fuckin fire hose as he passes.
I could go on forever, like "gotta go get milk" lady who flocks to the supermarket like we are going to be snowed in for months. Or the "Let's go sleighing down the exit ramp" guy who takes his family sleighing down the on ramp of an expressway right towards traffic...great idea!
Just watch and observe, we are surrounded by self centered, half retarded dickheads...fuck them.
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