Sex and the electricity, in Iraq - GoFuckYourself.com

erehwon · 01-15-2006, 03:32 PM

http://www.politicalgateway.com/news/read.html?id=5908

BAGHDAD, Jan 13, 2006 (PG) - Ahmed Hadi and his new wife Tiba Mohammed, like many young married couples in Baghdad, are not getting enough sex. The problem, they say, is not a lack of desire but of power -- electrical power.

Making love for many of Iraq's Muslim population not only requires a willing partner but also a sure supply of water -- preferably hot in the winter -- to enable the participants to take a shower afterwards before going to pray.

No hot water means no hot shower and therefore prayers, which take place five times a day for devout Muslims, can become a problem.

Either a couple avoids sex or they are forced to take a cold dip, not a pleasant prospect during the winter months.

"I have less sex than I want because there is no hot water to wash with afterwards," moaned Hadi, 25, a Baghdad local who works in the water sector and has only been married for two weeks.

"Sometimes, when we are in the middle of making love the electricity turns off so we have to stop. I get out of bed to put a generator on and then we have to wait for the water to heat up," he told AFP.

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BlueQuartz · 01-15-2006, 04:02 PM

geee no power huh - wonder why that is??

Oh I know!

No power because the wonderful George W has literally blown the fuck out Iraq. Not only has he blown up the power stations but also the water, schools and hospitals are also totally fucked

Liberation!? NOT FUCKIN LIKELY!!!!

JOKE of the century - George Bush and his army of civilian murderers!

Matt 26z · 01-15-2006, 04:13 PM

These claims are all lies.

Thanks to GWB, Iraqi's who never had power or clean water before... now do!

Doctor Dre · 01-15-2006, 04:33 PM

I was gonna say stupid about the ricans fucking it up ... but it was already fucked up in the first place.

BlueQuartz · 01-15-2006, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

These claims are all lies.

Thanks to GWB, Iraqi's who never had power or clean water before... now do!

you are a brainwashed idiot

Bluewire Ross · 01-15-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I was gonna say stupid about the ricans fucking it up ... but it was already fucked up in the first place.

TRUE. Now, they have to figure how to get out of Iraq.

JamesK2 · 01-15-2006, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueQuartz

you are a brainwashed idiot

You have a point there. All this propaganda, I don't know what's real anymore. I guess I have to find out myself

Alky · 01-15-2006, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueQuartz

his army of civilian murderers!

that is a pretty ignorant statement... fine you don't like our leader, but they are just doing a job they are told to do.

pornguy · 01-15-2006, 05:16 PM

There has to be more than one way to heat water... Man. I just dont see how anyone could ever heat water without electricity.

je_rome · 01-15-2006, 05:46 PM

sucks that they have so many traditions before having sex. with me, nothing can ever stop me from getting laid

poe · 01-15-2006, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky

that is a pretty ignorant statement... fine you don't like our leader, but they are just doing a job they are told to do.

Meh mehhh.

reynold · 01-15-2006, 06:37 PM

Think about these miserable couple..

CONSERVE WATER!

01-15-2006, 03:32 PM	#1
erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	Sex and the electricity, in Iraq http://www.politicalgateway.com/news/read.html?id=5908 BAGHDAD, Jan 13, 2006 (PG) - Ahmed Hadi and his new wife Tiba Mohammed, like many young married couples in Baghdad, are not getting enough sex. The problem, they say, is not a lack of desire but of power -- electrical power. Making love for many of Iraq's Muslim population not only requires a willing partner but also a sure supply of water -- preferably hot in the winter -- to enable the participants to take a shower afterwards before going to pray. No hot water means no hot shower and therefore prayers, which take place five times a day for devout Muslims, can become a problem. Either a couple avoids sex or they are forced to take a cold dip, not a pleasant prospect during the winter months. "I have less sex than I want because there is no hot water to wash with afterwards," moaned Hadi, 25, a Baghdad local who works in the water sector and has only been married for two weeks. "Sometimes, when we are in the middle of making love the electricity turns off so we have to stop. I get out of bed to put a generator on and then we have to wait for the water to heat up," he told AFP. [...] __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

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BlueQuartz Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 1,971	geee no power huh - wonder why that is?? Oh I know! No power because the wonderful George W has literally blown the fuck out Iraq. Not only has he blown up the power stations but also the water, schools and hospitals are also totally fucked Liberation!? NOT FUCKIN LIKELY!!!! JOKE of the century - George Bush and his army of civilian murderers!

01-15-2006, 04:13 PM	#3
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	These claims are all lies. Thanks to GWB, Iraqi's who never had power or clean water before... now do!

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Think about these miserable couple.. CONSERVE WATER!