Sex and the electricity, in Iraq
 

http://www.politicalgateway.com/news/read.html?id=5908

BAGHDAD, Jan 13, 2006 (PG) - Ahmed Hadi and his new wife Tiba Mohammed, like many young married couples in Baghdad, are not getting enough sex. The problem, they say, is not a lack of desire but of power -- electrical power.

Making love for many of Iraq's Muslim population not only requires a willing partner but also a sure supply of water -- preferably hot in the winter -- to enable the participants to take a shower afterwards before going to pray.

No hot water means no hot shower and therefore prayers, which take place five times a day for devout Muslims, can become a problem.

Either a couple avoids sex or they are forced to take a cold dip, not a pleasant prospect during the winter months.

"I have less sex than I want because there is no hot water to wash with afterwards," moaned Hadi, 25, a Baghdad local who works in the water sector and has only been married for two weeks.

"Sometimes, when we are in the middle of making love the electricity turns off so we have to stop. I get out of bed to put a generator on and then we have to wait for the water to heat up," he told AFP.

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geee no power huh - wonder why that is??

Oh I know!

No power because the wonderful George W has literally blown the fuck out Iraq. Not only has he blown up the power stations but also the water, schools and hospitals are also totally fucked

Liberation!? NOT FUCKIN LIKELY!!!!

JOKE of the century - George Bush and his army of civilian murderers!

These claims are all lies.

Thanks to GWB, Iraqi's who never had power or clean water before... now do!

I was gonna say stupid about the ricans fucking it up ... but it was already fucked up in the first place.

you are a brainwashed idiot

TRUE. Now, they have to figure how to get out of Iraq.

You have a point there. All this propaganda, I don't know what's real anymore. I guess I have to find out myself :(

that is a pretty ignorant statement... fine you don't like our leader, but they are just doing a job they are told to do.

There has to be more than one way to heat water... Man. I just dont see how anyone could ever heat water without electricity.

sucks that they have so many traditions before having sex. with me, nothing can ever stop me from getting laid

Meh mehhh.

Think about these miserable couple..



CONSERVE WATER!