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Amputate Your Head · 03-30-2002, 06:39 PM

Okay.... we all know, live with, and accept the fact that chicks get their nails, hair, and whatnot done at the salons.... facts of life.

but how 'bout us guys? How many of you actually entrust your personal "image" to someone who probly is still working their way through college and workin' nights at Burger Doodle?

Hair, primarily for guys I would assume... ('cept for the fags that actually get their nails and shit done too)

Hair? No fucking way..... been cuttin' and stylin' my own hair for 15 years. Ever since that last bitch at one of those places fucked me up and I ended up shavin' my damn head to fix it.....

Let's see the rundown....

kmanrox · 03-30-2002, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Hair? No fucking way..... been cuttin' and stylin' my own hair for 15 years. .

and it shows

Amputate Your Head · 03-30-2002, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

and it shows

expected response... next?

speaking of which, I'm due.... anyone got a particular style they think I should go with this time? Mohawk? Shaved? Inverse? Blue? I'm open to creative suggestion.

Amputate Your Head · 03-30-2002, 06:45 PM

I need a resolute decision in the next day or so, cuz I gotta get this done before I fly....

I'm leaning towards Ice Blue Spikes.

Squishy · 03-30-2002, 07:21 PM

I used to keep a marine boot-camp flat top dyed bright orange...girls liked to touch it.

Uncle Vinny · 03-30-2002, 07:29 PM

Wahl sells a real nice hair shaver, and i didnt have to go to school to learn how to use it

[Labret] · 03-30-2002, 07:50 PM

I have had my head shaved for like 10 years now.

If you grow hair you have to comb it. And that sucks.

Plus it helps me cultivate my natural psychopath look and keeps the public from talking to me.

Shave it.

theWatsonian · 03-30-2002, 08:02 PM

Short and spikey is the only way to go. If my hair isn't short than I've been a lazy fuck. I like to bleech out the top and keep the sides and back close to the scalp. It's a kick ass look with the red goatee. Most people think I dye the beard, not the hair.

Amputate Your Head · 03-30-2002, 09:10 PM

I've kept mine short and spikey since 1987.... June of '87 I cut off the 3 foot long hippie hair and it's ben this way ever since.... was lookin' to jazz it up a little though.... just got back from the store and decided to go with Ice White tips versus the blue....

hehehehe..... look for the "New & Improved" Amp tomorrow....

Smegma · 03-30-2002, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
I have had my head shaved for like 10 years now.

If you grow hair you have to comb it. And that sucks.

Plus it helps me cultivate my natural psychopath look and keeps the public from talking to me.

Shave it.

10 Years.. yeah.. we all know your BALD..

Admit it foo!

[Labret] · 03-30-2002, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma

10 Years.. yeah.. we all know your BALD..

Admit it foo!

So you want another go round with me eh freehost fruit?

Sly_RJ · 03-30-2002, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
If you grow hair you have to comb it. And that sucks.

Says who?

Amputate Your Head · 03-30-2002, 09:44 PM

mine's so short I never have to comb it..... 2 seconds with a towel and it's dry. Hell, I haven't owned a comb in forever.....

Jamdin · 03-30-2002, 10:18 PM

Yeah, I don't get my nails done at all & now they are 3" long...had to type this message with a pencil

Smegma · 03-30-2002, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

So you want another go round with me eh freehost fruit?

You are SO easily baited.

mule · 03-30-2002, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
been cuttin' and stylin' my own hair for 15 years.

Same here. When I moved to Holland I was horrified at the prices of haircuts here, it was about 20 times what I was used to paying, so I just started cutting it myself. And I haven't owned a comb in forever either, I just use my fingers

[Labret] · 03-30-2002, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma

You are SO easily baited.

Baited? Like I didnt see it coming?

Never underestimate the bitterness of a stoned, bored, and hateful pornographer.

I like to argue... its my weakness.

pornJester · 03-30-2002, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

expected response... next?

speaking of which, I'm due.... anyone got a particular style they think I should go with this time? Mohawk? Shaved? Inverse? Blue? I'm open to creative suggestion.

Dreads...

eroswebmaster · 03-31-2002, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Let's see the rundown....

I let the hun do my hair.

spacedog · 03-31-2002, 12:18 AM

Hair?

I'm starting to lose mine.. what's hair for..
don't need to worry about attracting chicks no more,, I'm married..

Pornwolf · 03-31-2002, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by spacedog
Hair?

I'm starting to lose mine.. what's hair for..
don't need to worry about attracting chicks no more,, I'm married..

You still have to have something left to cheat with!

Unless you like paying the occasional $250-$1000 around the world prices.

eroswebmaster · 03-31-2002, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf

You still have to have something left to cheat with!

Unless you like paying the occasional $250-$1000 around the world prices.

Shit around the world....$5 and some rock gets me around the block

Pornwolf · 03-31-2002, 01:01 AM

SykkBoy · 03-31-2002, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester

Dreads...

FUCKING A!

note, the retarded look on my face is after sitting in a chair for 7 hours with two nice sets of breasts near my head for the duration....the pale skin/baggy eyes look? Nosferatu would be proud ;))))

03-30-2002, 06:39 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Your Personal Fantasmofique Okay.... we all know, live with, and accept the fact that chicks get their nails, hair, and whatnot done at the salons.... facts of life. but how 'bout us guys? How many of you actually entrust your personal "image" to someone who probly is still working their way through college and workin' nights at Burger Doodle? Hair, primarily for guys I would assume... ('cept for the fags that actually get their nails and shit done too) Hair? No fucking way..... been cuttin' and stylin' my own hair for 15 years. Ever since that last bitch at one of those places fucked me up and I ended up shavin' my damn head to fix it..... Let's see the rundown....

03-30-2002, 07:50 PM	#7
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I have had my head shaved for like 10 years now. If you grow hair you have to comb it. And that sucks. Plus it helps me cultivate my natural psychopath look and keeps the public from talking to me. Shave it. Last edited by [Labret]; 03-30-2002 at 08:05 PM..

03-30-2002, 08:02 PM	#8
theWatsonian Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: PB4L HQ Posts: 1,737	Short and spikey is the only way to go. If my hair isn't short than I've been a lazy fuck. I like to bleech out the top and keep the sides and back close to the scalp. It's a kick ass look with the red goatee. Most people think I dye the beard, not the hair. __________________ <a href="http://www.watsonian.net"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/cjpb6.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/wm.html?id=567353"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/adult_platinum_85x85_03.gif" border="0"></a>

03-31-2002, 01:01 AM	#23
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	LOL

03-30-2002, 06:45 PM	#4
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I need a resolute decision in the next day or so, cuz I gotta get this done before I fly.... I'm leaning towards Ice Blue Spikes.

03-30-2002, 07:21 PM	#5
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I used to keep a marine boot-camp flat top dyed bright orange...girls liked to touch it.

03-30-2002, 07:29 PM	#6
Uncle Vinny Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hiding In A Corner Of My Room Posts: 282	Wahl sells a real nice hair shaver, and i didnt have to go to school to learn how to use it

03-30-2002, 09:10 PM	#9
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I've kept mine short and spikey since 1987.... June of '87 I cut off the 3 foot long hippie hair and it's ben this way ever since.... was lookin' to jazz it up a little though.... just got back from the store and decided to go with Ice White tips versus the blue.... hehehehe..... look for the "New & Improved" Amp tomorrow....

03-30-2002, 09:44 PM	#13
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	mine's so short I never have to comb it..... 2 seconds with a towel and it's dry. Hell, I haven't owned a comb in forever.....

03-30-2002, 10:18 PM	#14
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Yeah, I don't get my nails done at all & now they are 3" long...had to type this message with a pencil

03-31-2002, 12:18 AM	#20
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Hair? I'm starting to lose mine.. what's hair for.. don't need to worry about attracting chicks no more,, I'm married..