Your Personal Fantasmofique
 

Okay.... we all know, live with, and accept the fact that chicks get their nails, hair, and whatnot done at the salons.... facts of life.

but how 'bout us guys? How many of you actually entrust your personal "image" to someone who probly is still working their way through college and workin' nights at Burger Doodle?

Hair, primarily for guys I would assume... ('cept for the fags that actually get their nails and shit done too)

Hair? No fucking way..... been cuttin' and stylin' my own hair for 15 years. Ever since that last bitch at one of those places fucked me up and I ended up shavin' my damn head to fix it.....

Let's see the rundown....

and it shows

expected response... next?


speaking of which, I'm due.... anyone got a particular style they think I should go with this time? Mohawk? Shaved? Inverse? Blue? I'm open to creative suggestion.

I need a resolute decision in the next day or so, cuz I gotta get this done before I fly....

I'm leaning towards Ice Blue Spikes. :thumbsup

I used to keep a marine boot-camp flat top dyed bright orange...girls liked to touch it.

Wahl sells a real nice hair shaver, and i didnt have to go to school to learn how to use it :glugglug

I have had my head shaved for like 10 years now.

If you grow hair you have to comb it. And that sucks.

Plus it helps me cultivate my natural psychopath look and keeps the public from talking to me.

Shave it.

Short and spikey is the only way to go. If my hair isn't short than I've been a lazy fuck. I like to bleech out the top and keep the sides and back close to the scalp. It's a kick ass look with the red goatee. Most people think I dye the beard, not the hair.

I've kept mine short and spikey since 1987.... June of '87 I cut off the 3 foot long hippie hair and it's ben this way ever since.... was lookin' to jazz it up a little though.... just got back from the store and decided to go with Ice White tips versus the blue....

hehehehe..... look for the "New & Improved" Amp tomorrow.... :smokin

10 Years.. yeah.. we all know your BALD..

Admit it foo!

So you want another go round with me eh freehost fruit?

Says who?

mine's so short I never have to comb it..... 2 seconds with a towel and it's dry. Hell, I haven't owned a comb in forever.....

Yeah, I don't get my nails done at all & now they are 3" long...had to type this message with a pencil :winkwink:

You are SO easily baited.

Same here. When I moved to Holland I was horrified at the prices of haircuts here, it was about 20 times what I was used to paying, so I just started cutting it myself. And I haven't owned a comb in forever either, I just use my fingers :)

Baited? Like I didnt see it coming?

Never underestimate the bitterness of a stoned, bored, and hateful pornographer.

I like to argue... its my weakness.

Dreads...

I let the hun do my hair.

Hair?

I'm starting to lose mine.. what's hair for..
don't need to worry about attracting chicks no more,, I'm married..

You still have to have something left to cheat with! :winkwink:


Unless you like paying the occasional $250-$1000 around the world prices.

Shit around the world....$5 and some rock gets me around the block

LOL :1orglaugh

FUCKING A!
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note, the retarded look on my face is after sitting in a chair for 7 hours with two nice sets of breasts near my head for the duration....the pale skin/baggy eyes look? Nosferatu would be proud ;))))